>had the shits and be less than an hour away from home after
>driving 10 hours?
>
>I refused to stop and when I tell you that I barely made it to
>the toilet within an inch of my life and clean draws---I'm not
>exaggerating.
>
>I knew that *IF* I stopped before makin' it home, it would
>only be worse. I needed to keep the clinch of my anal cavity
>going until I reached home base. Any stoppin', pooting or air
>seepage would result in a catastrophe for me and the riders in
>the car I was driving.
>
>
>God saw fit that I was able to put the car in park, run up the
>stairs with the key out and run those last 30 feet to the
>throne while unbucklin' my pants and pulling my boxer shorts
>down mid thigh and then to my knees.
>
>Today? I'm suffering from a sore throat and chills that won't
>quit. I'm the only one in my office wearing a jacket---Did I
>mention it's 91 degrees outside in Atlanta today?
>
>
>I shouldve stayed home.
>
>