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Topic subjectwho else got that bug goin around?
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12824924, who else got that bug goin around?
Posted by rdhull, Mon Jun-08-15 12:45 PM
I should have called in sick

I cant shake this body flu

12824949, *raises hand*
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon Jun-08-15 12:58 PM
12824963, dayquil daps in solidarity
Posted by rdhull, Mon Jun-08-15 01:04 PM
12825102, sh*t hit me as I was returning home from Chicago on Saturday. Ever
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon Jun-08-15 01:48 PM
had the shits and be less than an hour away from home after driving 10 hours?

I refused to stop and when I tell you that I barely made it to the toilet within an inch of my life and clean draws---I'm not exaggerating.

I knew that *IF* I stopped before makin' it home, it would only be worse. I needed to keep the clinch of my anal cavity going until I reached home base. Any stoppin', pooting or air seepage would result in a catastrophe for me and the riders in the car I was driving.


God saw fit that I was able to put the car in park, run up the stairs with the key out and run those last 30 feet to the throne while unbucklin' my pants and pulling my boxer shorts down mid thigh and then to my knees.

Today? I'm suffering from a sore throat and chills that won't quit. I'm the only one in my office wearing a jacket---Did I mention it's 91 degrees outside in Atlanta today?


I shouldve stayed home.

12825112, Im shittin every two hours..Charmin daps in solidarity
Posted by rdhull, Mon Jun-08-15 01:50 PM
>had the shits and be less than an hour away from home after
>driving 10 hours?
>
>I refused to stop and when I tell you that I barely made it to
>the toilet within an inch of my life and clean draws---I'm not
>exaggerating.
>
>I knew that *IF* I stopped before makin' it home, it would
>only be worse. I needed to keep the clinch of my anal cavity
>going until I reached home base. Any stoppin', pooting or air
>seepage would result in a catastrophe for me and the riders in
>the car I was driving.
>
>
>God saw fit that I was able to put the car in park, run up the
>stairs with the key out and run those last 30 feet to the
>throne while unbucklin' my pants and pulling my boxer shorts
>down mid thigh and then to my knees.
>
>Today? I'm suffering from a sore throat and chills that won't
>quit. I'm the only one in my office wearing a jacket---Did I
>mention it's 91 degrees outside in Atlanta today?
>
>
>I shouldve stayed home.
>
>
12825247, you need babywipes.
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon Jun-08-15 03:21 PM
12825052, had it. was on my ass for two days. still coughing up shit.
Posted by double negative, Mon Jun-08-15 01:31 PM
12825069, got me feeling like Im 75..weak as fuck
Posted by rdhull, Mon Jun-08-15 01:37 PM
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12825172, i was asleep ever 2 hours for 2 hours.
Posted by double negative, Mon Jun-08-15 02:13 PM
12825070, Coughing at night? All stuffed up? Been going three weeks? Yeah
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Mon Jun-08-15 01:38 PM
Zyrtec has been pretty effective.


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12825131, I get sick once every 5 years or so.
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jun-08-15 01:54 PM
I'm a monster. I also never had the chicken pox.

If one of those zombie viruses hit earth I'm pretty sure I would be immune to that shit.

but when i do get sick, I'm a lil bitch about it.
12825178, i missed 4 days of work last week cuz i had pneumonia
Posted by BigJazz, Mon Jun-08-15 02:19 PM
i'm back in the office but i still don't feel 100%


***
I'm tryna be better off, not better than...
12825634, damn, pneumonia? and back already?
Posted by rdhull, Mon Jun-08-15 10:40 PM
>i'm back in the office but i still don't feel 100%
>
>
>***
>I'm tryna be better off, not better than...
12825621, yup, been dragging it
Posted by rawsouthpaw, Mon Jun-08-15 10:10 PM
since Friday.