6. "sh*t hit me as I was returning home from Chicago on Saturday. Ever" In response to Reply # 2
had the shits and be less than an hour away from home after driving 10 hours?
I refused to stop and when I tell you that I barely made it to the toilet within an inch of my life and clean draws---I'm not exaggerating.
I knew that *IF* I stopped before makin' it home, it would only be worse. I needed to keep the clinch of my anal cavity going until I reached home base. Any stoppin', pooting or air seepage would result in a catastrophe for me and the riders in the car I was driving.
God saw fit that I was able to put the car in park, run up the stairs with the key out and run those last 30 feet to the throne while unbucklin' my pants and pulling my boxer shorts down mid thigh and then to my knees.
Today? I'm suffering from a sore throat and chills that won't quit. I'm the only one in my office wearing a jacket---Did I mention it's 91 degrees outside in Atlanta today?
7. "Im shittin every two hours..Charmin daps in solidarity" In response to Reply # 6
>had the shits and be less than an hour away from home after >driving 10 hours? > >I refused to stop and when I tell you that I barely made it to >the toilet within an inch of my life and clean draws---I'm not >exaggerating. > >I knew that *IF* I stopped before makin' it home, it would >only be worse. I needed to keep the clinch of my anal cavity >going until I reached home base. Any stoppin', pooting or air >seepage would result in a catastrophe for me and the riders in >the car I was driving. > > >God saw fit that I was able to put the car in park, run up the >stairs with the key out and run those last 30 feet to the >throne while unbucklin' my pants and pulling my boxer shorts >down mid thigh and then to my knees. > >Today? I'm suffering from a sore throat and chills that won't >quit. I'm the only one in my office wearing a jacket---Did I >mention it's 91 degrees outside in Atlanta today? > > >I shouldve stayed home. > >
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79621 posts
Mon Jun-08-15 01:54 PM
8. "I get sick once every 5 years or so. " In response to Reply # 0
I'm a monster. I also never had the chicken pox.
If one of those zombie viruses hit earth I'm pretty sure I would be immune to that shit.
but when i do get sick, I'm a lil bitch about it.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
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