Grammar jokes aside, it's like this:

1. Those I can count on for literally ANYTHING. A very small number.
2. Me.
3. Those I can count on for some things-- not like the big important life shit, but would give me a ride to the airport if push came to shove, etc.
4. Those who aren't to airport ride status, but I can count on being somewhere when they say they'll be there, like a party/happy hour/etc. Good folk.
5. Those I can count on not being able to count on them, but they're nice and a generally good time, and I like them.

That's my relative priority order.

Sorry to hear about the lady troubles, though it sounds like things are better without her? So if that's the case, then it's a good thing, so mazel tov!

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