I went on rude one time (cast the first stone) and this girl was doin a shower vid.

So she went round back and her foot slipped. Mind you, both hands are engaged. There would have been no recovering. The eyes. They flashed "oh no, this is it. In the shower on rude.com all soaped up." But she didn't fall. In a flash, she was upright.

She paused. And started up again.

I died right then and there.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.