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licked my plate after being done with some bob sketti 

Jan 30th 2015  1

use my bare chest as a plate 

Jan 30th 2015  2

yo, I am fucking dying laughing 

Jan 30th 2015  18

You ain't never laid back on the couch wit' a sammich on yo chest? 

Jan 30th 2015  23

little bit of dip in the belly button? oh yeah 

Jan 30th 2015  42

nah, I ain't eating outta my bellybutton. I know what's been in there 

Jan 30th 2015  43

I just threw away my lychee smoothie 

Jan 30th 2015  47

yeah but I'm fancy with it, I'll put a doiley down or a cloth napkin 

Jan 30th 2015  55

Hilarious 

Jan 30th 2015  46

I've eaten frosting out of the jar 

Jan 30th 2015  3

I'm about to blow your mind 

Jan 30th 2015  37

sponge cake bread? 

Jan 30th 2015  87

ummmmm 

Jan 30th 2015  100

it involved loud, a spoon, and cookie butter 

Jan 30th 2015  4

RE: What's the "fattest" thing you've ever done? 

Jan 30th 2015  5

How'd you feel after eating that? 

Jan 30th 2015  34

like shit and i didn't even finish 

Jan 30th 2015  51

ugh all that american cheese lol 

Jan 30th 2015  74

She was technically THICK.... 

Jan 30th 2015  6

*like* 

Jan 30th 2015  7

lol nice 

Jan 30th 2015  50

ate a two foot long hot dog in less than 10 minutes to win a tshirt 

Jan 30th 2015  8

spent 250300 at Red Lofster after we got our taxes 

Jan 30th 2015  9

To sully and muddy this post with Agenda Warz 

Jan 30th 2015  53

2025%....lol u can think I left 20 dollars? Lol 

Jan 30th 2015  92

the latest fattest thing I've done 

Jan 30th 2015  10

i ate a whole chocolate bar 

Jan 30th 2015  11

I did a bangbangbang before :( 

Jan 30th 2015  12

LMAO really? was it after you saw it on Louie 

Jan 30th 2015  15

a what? 

Jan 30th 2015  33

you go to one restaurant and eat a full meal 

Jan 30th 2015  36

I did it before I knew there was a name for it 

Jan 30th 2015  64

The fact that I knew what it was before he did it was fat..... 

Jan 30th 2015  70

shit 

Jan 30th 2015  13

*backspace* 

Jan 30th 2015  69

i drink pickle juice... 

Jan 30th 2015  14

Thats not fat thats for muscle cramps ! n/m 

Jan 30th 2015  27

Finished the whole Hollenbeck burrito at El Tepeyac 

Jan 30th 2015  16

Recently? It was probably the Porker 

Jan 30th 2015  17

Large pizza in a day 

Jan 30th 2015  19

There are many but back in the day I would pour multiple cereals 

Jan 30th 2015  20

we all did that 

Jan 30th 2015  21

lol. nope, speak for your (fat) self 

Jan 30th 2015  48

lol 

Jan 30th 2015  115

I have eaten a whole meal while in the bathtub... 

Jan 30th 2015  22

LMAO...now we need a Fattest story you've ever read post... 

Jan 30th 2015  25

i drink alcohol in the shower 

Jan 30th 2015  26

this may be the funniest thing ive read on here 

Jan 30th 2015  31

I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE 

Jan 30th 2015  35

lmao i was picturing a bottle of beer next to the shampoo 

Jan 30th 2015  38

Using old shampoo bottles as makeshift flasks. 

Jan 30th 2015  41

I've done it 

Jan 30th 2015  40

Me too, after mowing the lawn 

Jan 30th 2015  108

Bruh its so refreshing. 

Jan 30th 2015  54

RE: this may be the funniest thing ive read on here 

Jan 31st 2015  130

this might blow your mind.... 

Jan 30th 2015  61

Tnickeldime, I think you're my soulmate...lol 

Jan 30th 2015  65

I used to put beer in a thermos and drink in the shower 

Jan 30th 2015  67

i drink wine in the shower all of the time especially 

Jan 30th 2015  77

I've done that a few times too. 

Jan 30th 2015  80

pregame in the shower before going out all the time, lol 

Jan 30th 2015  81

man.... 

Jan 30th 2015  84

I dunno, drinking or smoking in the shower makes me so lightheaded 

Jan 30th 2015  85

best shit ever after a long bike ride 

Jan 31st 2015  121

me too. Done it for years. Best drinks ever!!!!!!!!! 

Jan 31st 2015  122

shower beer fan since 03 here 

Jan 31st 2015  126

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNRlkuTmjs 

Jan 30th 2015  72

I just picture Gummo... 

Jan 30th 2015  107

reply 72 right above this 

Jan 31st 2015  120

She was about 5'4 290lbs 

Jan 30th 2015  24

I used to take a glass of milk and throw hella oreos in it 

Jan 30th 2015  28

i ate a bag of hershey kisses in one day 

Jan 30th 2015  29

ate a whole order of cold loaded nachos :/ 

Jan 30th 2015  30

I used to put together the ultimate fast food combo meal 

Jan 30th 2015  32

idk. i ate a lot more than usual when i was pregnant though. 

Jan 30th 2015  39

eat on the street 

Jan 30th 2015  44

used to regularly amaze my crew with how much I could eat 

Jan 30th 2015  45

I ate one of those canisters of frosting 

Jan 30th 2015  49

Not too bad compared to the stuff I see here 

Jan 30th 2015  52

sidepost: Amount of White Castles you have eaten in 1 setting 

Jan 30th 2015  56

Yeah I snaahed bout 15 Krystal's before. 

Jan 30th 2015  98

how are we counting this??? 

Jan 31st 2015  128

The ex and I used to frequent this jamaican spot 

Jan 30th 2015  57

I dropped $68 at quiznos for MYSELF during the Giants' Super Bowl victor... 

Jan 30th 2015  58

no really. how do you spend $68 bucks at Quiznos? 

Jan 30th 2015  60

This was year's ago but....... 

Jan 30th 2015  62

RE: This was year's ago but....... 

Jan 30th 2015  63

LOL, I'm bored at work too but that's another story.... 

Jan 30th 2015  66

tried eating a 72oz steak 

Jan 30th 2015  59

Molly Schuyler (YOUTUBE) 

Jan 30th 2015  95

She's going at that like a grizzly bear 

Jan 30th 2015  116

bought two value meals...snuck them in the movies..... 

Jan 30th 2015  68

made up a song 

Jan 30th 2015  71

Also, I'm just gonna leave this pic here..... 

Jan 30th 2015  73

I use to eat 30 piece hobtwings by myself with fries 

Jan 30th 2015  75

Where you at now weight wise, if you don't mind me axin 

Jan 30th 2015  78

Went from 340 to 240 

Jan 30th 2015  88

ate a Luther burger 

Jan 30th 2015  76

when my wife used to work late I would hit up the bar 

Jan 30th 2015  79

I'ma tell you some fatass shit I do ALL THE TIME 

Jan 30th 2015  82

lol a sandwich during your first morning break goes hard 

Jan 30th 2015  91

in my late teen's/early 20's a large pizza was a regular Sat night meal.... 

Jan 30th 2015  83

forreal though, large pizza with a bottle of Boones Wild Island 

Jan 30th 2015  93

i did the whole large pizza thing the other week for the 1st time 

Jan 30th 2015  86

I cook enough for dinner to take in my lunch the next day but half the..... 

Jan 30th 2015  89

ate a 20 piece wing order by myself 

Jan 30th 2015  90

laid on the couch eating chips off a plate on my stomach... 

Jan 30th 2015  94

ate a 2 litre tub of ice cream in one sitting. n/m 

Jan 30th 2015  96

lol damn! 

Jan 31st 2015  129

I just order the same thing twice, and eat it all at once. 

Jan 30th 2015  97

13 hotdogs (chili, mustard, slaw) in 20 mins. 

Jan 30th 2015  99

I feel so at home in this poast. 

Jan 30th 2015  101

Smashed two 12" steak and cheese subs back to back. 

Jan 30th 2015  102

Got beef, chicken, and shrimp in my fried rice. BANGIN 

Jan 30th 2015  103

one time i was emotionally distressed...YEARS ago. i went to hardee's 

Jan 30th 2015  104

Had chinese food from this spot called Sapolo 2 times in one night 

Jan 30th 2015  105

ate a whole bag of the individually wrapped reeses in a span of 3 hours 

Jan 30th 2015  106

Ate 2 Qdoba burritos in 1 day 

Jan 30th 2015  109

Recently 

Jan 30th 2015  110

all you mfrs are prob skinny & have crazy fast metabolism 

Jan 30th 2015  111

not me. If I eat big I hit the gym big the next day lol 

Jan 30th 2015  112

That was me until about 1998... 

Jan 30th 2015  113

I dont gain or lose 

Jan 30th 2015  114

*Hard Gainer* is the technical definition. 

Jan 31st 2015  132

I've had some eyesbiggerthanmystomach moments. 

Jan 31st 2015  117

Double 

Jan 31st 2015  118

Cheesesteak with MEGA FRIES!!!!! 

Jan 31st 2015  119

I had the house to myself for 3 days and I was off work. 

Jan 31st 2015  123

i almost finished this 35 dollar Pittsburgh cheesesteak a week ago 

Jan 31st 2015  124

rough day. came home and took a fork to my fridge 

Jan 31st 2015  125

ate full dinner, went to drink at Vortex, ate a Carnivorgasm while ther... 

Jan 31st 2015  127

Traveling long distances for fattening food 

Jan 31st 2015  131

going to two different restaurant drive through windows 

Jan 31st 2015  133

fell in love with calzones in college. 

Jan 31st 2015  134
