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12714862, the cringiest thing you ever laughed at
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Sat Jan-31-15 05:54 AM
I went on rude one time (cast the first stone) and this girl was doin a shower vid.

So she went round back and her foot slipped. Mind you, both hands are engaged. There would have been no recovering. The eyes. They flashed "oh no, this is it. In the shower on rude.com all soaped up." But she didn't fall. In a flash, she was upright.

She paused. And started up again.

I died right then and there.
12714865, I have a pretty dark humor and I'm awkward
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Sat Jan-31-15 06:15 AM
the way I test if I can fuck with someone is by recounting this story.

A while back, it's gotta be almost a decade now. There was a hospital in like Houston or Dallas and this couple delivered their daughter there. Unfortunately something was wrong with the baby and she had to be transferred to the neo-natal unit. After a number of days however, the couple got anxious and decided to take the child out of the hospital themselves. So Dad's got the kid, probably real close to the exit and security orders him to halt. He refuses and the guard ends up tazing him and the baby and the kid hits the floor.

The part that always catches me by this point, when I'n dying laughing and everything, is the quote I remember from the dad where he's like "she just shakes all the time now"

And in my mind's eye all I can see is like a Harlem shaking ass baby with like static electricity running around her

*shrug*

kills me every time I think about it

horrifying stuff though


"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12714866, take dat
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Sat Jan-31-15 06:27 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/3eb10a1591531a2f72fd0b82ad8882c6/tumblr_micdnyh8aH1rwu9euo1_400.gif
12715047, The guy just dropped and had a seizure
Posted by KingMonte, Sat Jan-31-15 03:18 PM
It's not the seizure that made me laugh (honest), it was a barber in the shop. The kid in the chair with the half shaved head with the "what am I supposed to do now" look on his face as he's watching this guy seize out on the floor next to him.
I'm ashamed that has brought a smile to my face for YEARS!
12715104, now that is some funny shit
Posted by legsdiamond, Sat Jan-31-15 04:47 PM
12715067, when I see shit like this
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Sat Jan-31-15 03:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ef321OO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bPrCYXZ.jpg

I laugh out loud... especially when I see it IRL.
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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12715098, reminded me of this:
Posted by kinetic94761180, Sat Jan-31-15 04:36 PM
http://gawker.com/5669392/what-is-luke-perry-thinking-in-these-photos
12715099, fckn hilarious.
Posted by kinetic94761180, Sat Jan-31-15 04:37 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/18k2q6uroog0ojpg.jpg
12715107, http://i.imgur.com/ll5IbIp.jpg
Posted by homer_pimpson225, Sat Jan-31-15 04:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ll5IbIp.jpg
12715109, lol
Posted by kinetic94761180, Sat Jan-31-15 05:01 PM
12715187, RE: reminded me of this:
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Sat Jan-31-15 10:52 PM
Yo. I saw Tammy from Bobs Burgers in there.
12715110, Happiness.
Posted by SoWhat, Sat Jan-31-15 05:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkVLV7lTbtM

12715160, oh... this shit here too...
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Sat Jan-31-15 08:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IBFYBUTnKA

http://i.imgur.com/IW3OacV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ofDhx7Q.jpg

I don't know which is more cringeworthy: Bronies or those anime pillow loving dudes...


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12715164, my son is autistic. special needs are my people.
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 08:59 PM
More then Blackness or porn addicts or weedheads.

So I say the following with love and should anyone else have said it I'd land on their ass like a ton of bricks because unless you live this special needs shit you haven't earned the right to laugh at it.

But. Most special needs classes have like a public outing component where the whole class goes somewhere and generally practices being out in public.

Maybe a target...or a mickey D's.

Just somewhere they can go do "normal" shit and practice.

So one day I was out in a target when a class of special needs teens and young adults came in. I was at the pharmacy which was right by the hair shampoo aisle.

One kid...had a helmet on. And he was doing his gang sign and verbalize thing you know...being special needs.

Well the lil helper he had with him may have been new but she just was not in control.

This kid poured shampoo all over his head, her head he opened the Dr bronners just had a fucking field day with hair product.

By the end both he and her looked like those people on you can't do that on television that got slimed.

I was literally gasping for air trying to breath thru tears with laughter

Oh it was hilarious.