32. "He dropped the ball so much last night" In response to In response to 25
#1: didn't want to go to the ER. I actually ate dinner with one hand cause he wanted to eat first #2: while i held our table he went to Duane reade to get me some aleve. I specifically said aleve cause I'm allergic to Advil. He comes back with advil. #3: after dinner I just want alto get home and take an aleve. The motherfucker wants to go have dessert somewhere. #4: after he drops me off apparently he did go have dessert so when I call him to come back and get me, he shows up 20 min later.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Green Mile is a movie where the magical black man wrongly dies and the white man who let it happen lives forever.