15. "I have these bright yellow 6-inch stilettos that I only wear " In response to In response to 11
For special bedroom occasions. (Full disclosure: he hasn't got to the level in the bedroom where I break them out)
I can't actually walk in them bitches.
He saw me in them for the first time and then bugged the shit out of me to wear them out to dinner even though I couldn't even walk to the door without needing a break. It was just fuckng annoying to the nth level
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Green Mile is a movie where the magical black man wrongly dies and the white man who let it happen lives forever.