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49. "A pigeon pooped on my jacket once."
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Tue Jul-18-06 02:45 AM by kurlyswirl

  

          

I'd just stepped out of the building in which I worked in downtown Chicago. All of a sudden, something splatters on the shoulder of my jacket. So, I go back in the restroom to wash it off. Well, this was some atomic bird shit. It wouldn't come out! And it wasn't like I could just hop in my car and get home with barely anyone seeing it. No. I had to take a bus and then a train home with a big white blotch on my shoulder.

It was a traumatic experience. It happened, like, 8 years ago, but I still get a little nervous when I have to walk under a bunch of birds sitting on a wire or a flock of seagulls. lol

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Check out Ebert's tres amusing one * review of Failure to Launch (swipe)... [View all] , kurlyswirl, Fri Mar-10-06 11:27 AM
 
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RE: Check out Ebert's tres amusing one * review of Failure to Launch (sw...
Mar 10th 2006
1
Haha, me too.
Mar 10th 2006
15
Ok I'll admit it. I saw it. Wasnt as bad as I thought it'd be.
Mar 10th 2006
2
he never mentioned Trip's black nephew.
Aug 15th 2006
60
that Canadian stereotype
Mar 10th 2006
3
Sidenote:
Mar 10th 2006
4
      hah
Mar 10th 2006
5
      Once, I was in a jeep that was chased by an angry ostrich
Mar 10th 2006
6
      I was chased by a peacock
Mar 10th 2006
9
      I was attacked by crows once on an Iowa interstate
Mar 10th 2006
11
           Sure, you've got the beauty of flight and all that,
Mar 10th 2006
12
           where do flying fishes fit?
Mar 10th 2006
16
                just below snakes on planes
Mar 10th 2006
21
                     coach?
Mar 10th 2006
34
                          Coach?!?!?! Coach my ass! The snakes are flyin the plane son!
Mar 13th 2006
46
           Red-winged blackbirds are some mean bitches.
Mar 10th 2006
18
           Red-winged blackbirds! THAT'S what they were!!
Mar 10th 2006
20
           "When Animals Attack Buck!!!"
Mar 10th 2006
22
           Mountain LionS... there were 3 of them.
Mar 10th 2006
25
                Well, you got lucky
Mar 10th 2006
26
                I think it's about time you gave up jogging....
Mar 10th 2006
30
                Damn. This made me think of Six Feet Under.
Mar 10th 2006
32
                Moose are scarier
Mar 10th 2006
35
                     You know what are even worse? Hippos
Mar 11th 2006
38
                          Moose are probably more lethal on the road
Mar 11th 2006
40
                               I don't know, from I understand, Hippos are pretty lethal anywhere
Mar 11th 2006
41
                                    it's a trip and it makes sense
Mar 11th 2006
44
           Damn, that's scary!
Mar 10th 2006
31
           Ay yo, buckshot!
Jul 18th 2006
48
           lol! That owl don't want it with me, Kurly!!
Jul 18th 2006
52
           UPDATE: EGRETS ARE FUCKING CRAZY
Aug 14th 2006
53
                Details, man! n/m
Aug 14th 2006
54
                     okay, take the redwing blackbird story, and substitute with egret
Aug 14th 2006
56
                          Damn.
Aug 15th 2006
57
                               RE: Damn.
Aug 15th 2006
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                                    RE: Damn.
Aug 15th 2006
62
                                         honestly, I've always thought of them as beautiful creatures
Aug 15th 2006
63
           Geese just axe to be provoked
Mar 11th 2006
43
           personally, I hate the ibis, they're jerks...
Mar 10th 2006
27
                How does this make them different than the football players?
Mar 10th 2006
36
                     did you go to UM?
Mar 11th 2006
37
      A pigeon pooped on my leg
Mar 11th 2006
45
          
      Thank God they can't fly
Mar 10th 2006
7
      DEAD*....
Mar 10th 2006
8
      Speaking of bird-hate (seagulls)
Jul 18th 2006
51
      i've never been up close to an ostrich
Aug 14th 2006
55
I can't believe scenes like these are still in comedy movies
Mar 10th 2006
10
I could explain why scenes like these are repeated in this movie
Mar 10th 2006
13
It's the mistake of believing that things that funny in real life
Mar 10th 2006
14
      exactly
Jul 18th 2006
50
if this movie add an element of racism, he'd add at least 2 1/2 stars
Mar 10th 2006
17
funniest line
Mar 10th 2006
19
I love how this became a bird hate post
Mar 10th 2006
23
That is 1 of the most random post jacks of all time
Mar 10th 2006
24
Haha, yup.
Mar 10th 2006
29
LOL! I was just gonna say the same thing. n/m
Mar 10th 2006
28
LOL, I was gonna say the same thing.
Mar 11th 2006
39
I like how #4 is...
Mar 10th 2006
33
archive
Mar 11th 2006
42
I saw this movie this weekend and it was awful
Jul 17th 2006
47
I know I'm waaaay late to this, but this hawk at our old house
Aug 15th 2006
59
seriously though, fuck birds
Aug 15th 2006
61
Yikes.
Aug 15th 2006
65
      All that was left of that mallard was its head, some down, & a stain.
Aug 15th 2006
66
Werner Herzog said:
Aug 15th 2006
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