49. "A pigeon pooped on my jacket once." In response to In response to 45 Tue Jul-18-06 02:45 AM by kurlyswirl
I'd just stepped out of the building in which I worked in downtown Chicago. All of a sudden, something splatters on the shoulder of my jacket. So, I go back in the restroom to wash it off. Well, this was some atomic bird shit. It wouldn't come out! And it wasn't like I could just hop in my car and get home with barely anyone seeing it. No. I had to take a bus and then a train home with a big white blotch on my shoulder.
It was a traumatic experience. It happened, like, 8 years ago, but I still get a little nervous when I have to walk under a bunch of birds sitting on a wire or a flock of seagulls. lol