Those flocking fuckers make the most annoying noises and shit all over every golf course in the greater D.C. metropolitan area in summertime.

Several years ago at a really fancy country club around D.C., a really wealthy and important doctor was lining up for a putt on the 18th hole of the golf course. I believe money was on the line. Just as he brought his putter back a goose standing near the green honked loudly. the man missed badly. He was so mad he walked over to the goose and shalacked it with his putter, killing it instantly. What the man did not know was that this particular goose was a protected species.

I'm pretty sure he was convicted of his crime, but I'm not sure how severely he was punished.


>I've also had geese hiss and come after me. I was provoking
>them, though, so I deserved it. lol

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Stones. Rocks. Subways. Blocks.