Frosted Flakes: "They're Greeeeaaat!"
Cocoa Puffs: "Coocoo for Cocoa Puffs!"
Hmmmmmmm?

White Cake: Angel's food
Black Cake: Devil's food
Hmmmmmmm?

Green Olives: Jar
Black Olives: Can
Hmmmmmmm? No window for the black olives, huh?

White Chocolate: taste like chocolate
Chocolate: IS chocolate
What was wrong with the brown chocolate that made them feel the need to make it white? Hmmmmm?

Duke: beret
Destro: silver head
Is it just me, or did Destro remind you of a black man with anxiety problems? Hmmmmm? Why did they feel the need to cover his head?

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