...believe me I try that all the time. It's usually the first thing I say when I see her (of course, it's always TRUE so that's not rocket science).
The thing is, she doesn't give a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut how I think she looks. So when I say: "You look so cute right now, there's no need to change" she just says "Fine, if you don't want to go out we'll stay in."
Plus she always flips it around and flatters me: "You ALWAYS look good whatever you wear, but I need to dress up now..."
So then my stupid fool ass says "Well, yeah, I mean I wouldn't want you to be embarrassed or anything..."
then I sit around for an hour while all the good pasta restaurants fill up.
Alek ______________________________________ LEFT side of the bedroom, fool! What?! What?!
____________________________ LEFT side of the bedroom, fool! What? What?