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10. "I can't wait for this scenario..."
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Some song from the new album catches on, it hits big on TRL and suddenly they're at number one, they're at Times Square, they're on the show.

Carson (in that slang-shift he does when he talks to hip hop artists): So yo Mr. ?uestlove, it's great to have you on the show, bro....

?uest (picking his fro): It's great to be here. Sorry the others couldn't make it, we drew straws for who would have to show up... so here I am.

Carson (chuckling): Hehe, drew straws! Did you really draw straws, cuz that seems like something you guys might do....

?uest (picking his fro): ........

Carson (nodding): Okay, so you're here promoting your group "The Roots" debut album, "Introducing The Roots." What was it like making your first record?

?uest (stops picking his fro): Debut album? I don't believe this... mufuckas just don't know...

Carson (getting kind of timid): Uh, I'm sorry....?

?uest (pulling out long sheet of paper from back pocket that never seems to end): You see this? This, mufucka, is every damn thing I've done since 1987. And if you scroll down to 'R' you'll find that The Roots have had, including our "From The Ground Up" release, six albums... add an EP on there, too, and that's seven discs. Introducing The Roots is our eighth... like Parade to Prince? Yeah, it's our eighth.

Carson (gazing at list): Wow, this is, uh, incredible... hey, I have a question - what exactly is a studio session?

?uest: .........

Carson: Okay, well, we have to go to the number one video, yo ?uestlove you wanna introduce your video bro?

?uest: This is from the eighth album! The eighth album, mufuckas, get your shit straight, the eight album, like that time on the unreleased Sly jam from 1975 where Larry Graham fell on his bass so Sly too over and he said "let's do it on the eight guys...." and he sang the word "eig---"

Cut to video.

Sorry, I'm bored.

-thebigfunk

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"Introducing the Roots"....hmmm [View all] , DaHumanA8stract, Thu May-03-01 08:21 AM
 
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Ummm.....
May 03rd 2001
1
still here
May 03rd 2001
2
      RE: still here
May 03rd 2001
3
      RE: still here
May 03rd 2001
4
      how long do we...
May 04th 2001
12
      RE: still here
May 09th 2001
30
i think it makes sense
May 03rd 2001
5
im just getting that
May 03rd 2001
6
Yep that's what ?uest said when he announced the title...
May 10th 2001
32
I like the name
May 03rd 2001
7
it wasn't..
May 03rd 2001
8
      I Likes!...
May 04th 2001
9
      RE: I Likes!...
OkayArt
May 10th 2001
31
      dang
May 05th 2001
15
           RE: dang
May 08th 2001
25
                ah ha!
May 09th 2001
29
RE: I can't wait for this scenario...
May 04th 2001
11
Carson on South Park
May 06th 2001
22
Carson?
May 07th 2001
23
kurt loder.
May 08th 2001
26
      Oh yeah! My bad.
May 09th 2001
28
snl impression...
May 10th 2001
34
that was so dope
May 10th 2001
33
thinking the same thing
May 04th 2001
13
RE: I can't wait for this scenario...
May 05th 2001
18
HaHaHa.
May 06th 2001
21
nothing new, but funny for a 5th album
May 05th 2001
14
?
May 05th 2001
16
cdnow.com + cut and paste
May 08th 2001
24
RE: nothing new, but funny for a 5th album
redbonedsweetness
May 06th 2001
20
the intro better.......
May 05th 2001
17
the intro is Ursual rucker's jawn...
May 06th 2001
19
      better not sound like Nastradamous
May 09th 2001
27

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