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"Ronda Rousey slaps your girlfriend"


          

knocks her smoove to the ground... what would you do?

  

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Ronda Rousey slaps your girlfriend [View all] , DavidHasselhoff, Mon Feb-02-15 01:49 PM
 
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Ronda Rousey can't whip my ass
Feb 02nd 2015
1
^ gets in this line
Feb 02nd 2015
5
you'd be flying through the air upside down in about 1.8 seconds
Feb 02nd 2015
12
There's a reason they have weight divisions
Feb 02nd 2015
14
      the whole concept of "leverage"
Feb 02nd 2015
19
      Right...because weight is the only thing separating u from a professiona...
Feb 02nd 2015
21
      wait... he was serious? lol
Feb 02nd 2015
22
      Weight isn't the only thing, but I'm a strong, athletic 200+ lb man
Feb 02nd 2015
27
           i got news for you
Feb 02nd 2015
30
           Joey Buttafuoco made Chyna look kinda silly though
Feb 02nd 2015
46
           do you understand she trains with men?
Feb 02nd 2015
80
           she grapples with men.
Feb 02nd 2015
81
                I have been in several MMA gyms
Feb 02nd 2015
82
                     A sparring partner is not beating your ass or trying to
Feb 06th 2015
133
           Nah homie. She is world class Judo
Feb 04th 2015
104
                this is my thing. if you tell me you're currently training as a fighter
Feb 04th 2015
116
                     sorry, you just won't convince me a 140lb woman can whip my ass
Feb 04th 2015
117
                          Yeah I am with you. I don't see it happening.
Feb 04th 2015
118
      wrong technique against a skilled grappler
Feb 02nd 2015
31
           ^ this
Feb 02nd 2015
33
           of course we start with hands.
Feb 02nd 2015
34
           Do you train
Feb 02nd 2015
36
           Nah, but I used to box and had a lil hand-to-hand in the army
Feb 02nd 2015
38
           Nah, I'm not underestimating the size advantage
Feb 02nd 2015
44
                if this were true
Feb 02nd 2015
48
                     that "little guy" * was one of the best fighters ever
Feb 02nd 2015
55
                          you'll have to show me you got those skills and any athleticism right no...
Feb 02nd 2015
61
                          Gracie was a grown man with grown man strength AND
Feb 02nd 2015
64
                               my comment has nothing to do with that
Feb 02nd 2015
72
                               Man listen, watch this gracie v. Sumo wrestler
Feb 04th 2015
105
                          so is RR
Feb 02nd 2015
65
           Yep
Feb 02nd 2015
37
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh2A92MQ51Rnak00vc
Feb 02nd 2015
20
damn! that one punch made me put my hand over my mouth lol
Feb 04th 2015
112
She fights for a living...
Feb 02nd 2015
88
I'm calling the cops, grabbing my lady and
Feb 02nd 2015
2
lol! "Girl what did you do this time??!. messing with this nice lady!"
Feb 02nd 2015
4
      LMAO!
Feb 02nd 2015
6
wtf did you DO babe?! maam im soooo sorry she made you hit her
Feb 02nd 2015
3
I laughed
Feb 02nd 2015
9
ill swing on her
Feb 02nd 2015
7
spin the sitch to somehow smashing Ronda like a live nigga should
Feb 02nd 2015
8
^ correct answer
Feb 02nd 2015
13
lmao
Feb 02nd 2015
32
lift her off her feet with a blind upercut
Feb 02nd 2015
10
Are there cameras around and/or smartphones???????
Feb 02nd 2015
11
Ronda Rousey ain't stupid
Feb 02nd 2015
15
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/yeah-right-gif.gif
Feb 02nd 2015
17
hop in a car
Feb 02nd 2015
16
Can't win fighting a chick. And if I grab her, she got counter moves...
Feb 02nd 2015
18
forte say he gon lift her over his head
Feb 02nd 2015
24
I see some cats in this post that couldn't body Gabby Douglas
Feb 02nd 2015
23
^^^^
Feb 02nd 2015
25
Can I leave with Ronda?
Feb 02nd 2015
26
^^focused
Feb 02nd 2015
29
I record the incident, sell it to TMZ, and sue the fuck out of her.
Feb 02nd 2015
28
Fuck this, one of you connected media types make this fight happen
Feb 02nd 2015
35
before she was even an olympic athlete
Feb 02nd 2015
40
      that's part of her personal myth-making
Feb 02nd 2015
41
           if you say so
Feb 02nd 2015
42
                She slapped my woman, mayne
Feb 02nd 2015
43
                     HA! i got so into this B&F with you i forgot the premise
Feb 02nd 2015
45
                          you know what? yes.
Feb 02nd 2015
63
I'd be like Red's dad on Friday...
Feb 02nd 2015
39
"Why you gotta come over here and mess with these nice people!"
Feb 04th 2015
99
In all honesty, she'd body 98 percent of this board.
Feb 02nd 2015
47
She's been in more fights than most people on this board too
Feb 02nd 2015
49
I like sparring with MMA types tho
Feb 02nd 2015
62
      people that are sport fighters are vulnerable to all sorts of
Feb 02nd 2015
84
           Damn, you're trying to gouge eyes and crush balls in a street fight???
Feb 03rd 2015
98
           Someone's trying to beat you till unconsciousness or death, and you
Feb 04th 2015
103
           ^
Feb 04th 2015
125
           I'm using elbows for as many strikes as I can imagine.
Feb 04th 2015
127
           RE: people that are sport fighters are vulnerable to all sorts of
Feb 04th 2015
109
           all that grappling stuff can get you STOMPED in the street
Feb 04th 2015
120
                Good martial arts instructors should tell you that
Feb 06th 2015
129
She's 5'7" 155 so it's not like she's small
Feb 02nd 2015
50
that's pretty tiny
Feb 02nd 2015
52
i'd L her ass out
Feb 02nd 2015
51
Your username is "ambient1'
Feb 02nd 2015
53
      and my government name is John...so what that mean?
Feb 02nd 2015
54
      lol
Feb 02nd 2015
59
      lmao
Feb 02nd 2015
60
      *tears*
Feb 02nd 2015
83
      haha
Feb 04th 2015
113
      #TEAMAMBIENT <-- my money is on East Baltimore
Oct 07th 2015
136
i wish that motherfucker WOULD
Feb 02nd 2015
56
lol!
Feb 02nd 2015
57
LMAO
Oct 08th 2015
140
Ill side with Forte here
Feb 02nd 2015
58
Does he last five minutes?
Feb 02nd 2015
67
There is NO WAY I last 5 minutes
Feb 02nd 2015
68
      What is your attempt going to be though? Submit / withstrain her?
Feb 02nd 2015
70
           Hulk Smash!!!
Feb 02nd 2015
71
RE: Ill side with Forte here
Feb 03rd 2015
96
yea, way too many vulnerabilities in a street fight
Oct 09th 2015
196
I'd turn my environment into a projectile weapon dispensary
Feb 02nd 2015
66
fall out with my girl then sue the hell out of Ronda
Feb 02nd 2015
69
RE: Ronda Rousey slaps your girlfriend
Feb 02nd 2015
73
You think Ronda Rousey fucks dudes who can't beat her in a fight?
Feb 02nd 2015
74
You mean to tell me Ronda Rousey bout that reverse cuckold life?
Feb 02nd 2015
86
      Cuckquean is the term you are looking for.
Feb 03rd 2015
92
now that's an asswhoopin' I'd GLADLY take...AND LOVE IT!
Feb 02nd 2015
75
never rolled with anyone of her caliber
Feb 02nd 2015
76
I doubt she can do 225x10
Feb 02nd 2015
87
      i doubt she could do much more than 135x10, if that
Feb 02nd 2015
89
$$$
Feb 02nd 2015
77
In this dream situation, my girl is Laila Ali, sooooo......
Feb 02nd 2015
78
grab a weapon, then approach her...calmly
Feb 02nd 2015
79
im de-escalating that shit w a poetry slam like ray joshua
Feb 02nd 2015
85
lmao
Feb 03rd 2015
94
lol
Feb 04th 2015
101
clearly her holla was unsuccessful, so I push her aside and take my shot
Feb 02nd 2015
90
Most niggas here couldn't ball against female college basketball players...
Feb 03rd 2015
91
Now or in high school?
Feb 03rd 2015
93
In HS... I went on a HBCU tour in 11th grade
Feb 04th 2015
107
      I used to play pick-up with a former Olympian
Feb 04th 2015
108
           former tho.. this girl was in her prime.
Feb 04th 2015
121
i ran pick-up vs. all girls once and we almost lost
Feb 05th 2015
128
Call the cops and fill a lawsuit
Feb 03rd 2015
95
http://i.imgur.com/tR3s5wZ.gif
Feb 03rd 2015
97
If here is a barstool within reach I'm giving myself a 40/60 chance to f...
Feb 04th 2015
100
Ronda Rousey 16 second knockout UFC 184
Feb 04th 2015
102
all it takes is one good knee or shot to the face
Feb 04th 2015
106
Not sure why it isn't registering to yall that she's fighting women...
Feb 04th 2015
110
I dont know why it isnt registering with yall that she trains with men
Feb 04th 2015
111
Still don't understand what that has to do with anything
Feb 04th 2015
123
      She explains what you still don't understand right there in the video.
Feb 04th 2015
124
before i click...is this the chick that was grappling with the ref?
Feb 04th 2015
114
Who remembers when pro wrestler Chyna boxed Joey Buttafucco?
Feb 04th 2015
115
Chyna is basically an actress, Ronda is a world class fighter
Feb 06th 2015
130
Pro-wrestlers are often incredible athletes. But they ain't fighters.
Oct 08th 2015
141
I hope my girl knows how to fight.
Feb 04th 2015
119
Pick up the gf and tag team Ronda... on way or another
Feb 04th 2015
122
awesome post
Feb 04th 2015
126
She could probably beat the average dude within 15-20lbs of her but..
Feb 06th 2015
131
u rite
Feb 06th 2015
132
She got hands tho
Oct 07th 2015
134
THis comment on youtube tho..
Oct 07th 2015
135
what the fuck are feminist delusions?
Oct 08th 2015
137
      #139
Oct 08th 2015
146
To me, it's the same thing as a WNBA player.
Oct 08th 2015
138
      *smh*
Oct 08th 2015
139
      What you think? On average, nah. The best WNBA player vs
Oct 08th 2015
142
           Like a young Lebron
Oct 08th 2015
143
           Even the worst HS all American is one of the best college players
Oct 08th 2015
144
           Yep, exaaaactly. Hell, some HS players became NBA MVP's and
Oct 08th 2015
147
                this gotta be the dumbest thing i've ever heard ... LOL!!!
Oct 08th 2015
150
                     hello.
Oct 08th 2015
151
                     Lol @ HS boy
Oct 08th 2015
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                     And they're FIERCE about it too!!!!! Like we're idiots!
Oct 08th 2015
163
                     well if the shoe fits...
Oct 08th 2015
164
                          Which it doesn't
Oct 08th 2015
167
                               if you say so
Oct 08th 2015
169
                     a simple youtube clip of a 3 star recruit would dead all that lol
Oct 08th 2015
166
                     Shit I actually want to see this type of game happen now.
Oct 08th 2015
160
                          so you're basing this simply on dunks and lobs?
Oct 08th 2015
172
                               Not at all, I even say tha dunking/hops is just one part of the game
Oct 08th 2015
173
                                    Cappie is actually older than him
Oct 08th 2015
176
                                         I get it, and of course it was a slight bit of hyperbole. But in general
Oct 08th 2015
179
                                              it's not as arguable as you're trying to make it seem
Oct 08th 2015
183
                                                   It is not as arguable as he is making it seem. He's giving too much grou...
Oct 08th 2015
184
           AFAIK the game isn't played w/the penis.
Oct 08th 2015
152
                The brain being the most important bwahahaha
Oct 08th 2015
154
                yeah i only watch commercials.
Oct 08th 2015
156
                     Apparently that's all you do
Oct 08th 2015
158
                          Stephen Hawking for MVP!
Oct 08th 2015
159
                               Please be clear then
Oct 08th 2015
162
                                    i meant the game involves skill and not mere athleticism
Oct 08th 2015
168
                                         OK. Please fall back on the word "any" if that makes you feel better
Oct 08th 2015
170
                                              k.
Oct 08th 2015
171
                So would I, but you're saying BEST WNBA > WORST All-American
Oct 08th 2015
155
                     you said: any.
Oct 08th 2015
157
                          You are a lawyer, for sure. But yeah, I would actually wanna see that
Oct 08th 2015
161
                               you said: any.
Oct 08th 2015
165
      chill with the high school talk
Oct 08th 2015
148
      lol
Oct 08th 2015
149
      this is extremely false
Oct 08th 2015
174
      Track and field
Oct 08th 2015
175
      wait, what events are you talking about?
Oct 08th 2015
178
      you DO know this stuff can be looked up right?
Oct 08th 2015
180
           .
Oct 08th 2015
181
           What are we looking at here?
Oct 08th 2015
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                what are you looking at?
Oct 08th 2015
185
                     This is what your argument has been to reduced to? lol
Oct 08th 2015
186
                          there was more than 7 categories, but ok
Oct 08th 2015
188
                               Dogg...concede the point lol
Oct 08th 2015
190
      They're misunderstanding
Oct 08th 2015
191
           Except no one said out of shape
Oct 08th 2015
192
      Shit, look at the movie Juwanna Mann
Oct 08th 2015
187
I'd have my manager Bobby Heenan hit her with a steel chair
Oct 08th 2015
145
This subject line cracked me up
Oct 09th 2015
194
push her and cuss her out
Oct 08th 2015
177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_riJ_0L27zk
Oct 08th 2015
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ac800ELs4U
Oct 08th 2015
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morelike
Oct 09th 2015
195
see it as an invitation for a 3some.. lol
Oct 09th 2015
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