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183956, Ronda Rousey slaps your girlfriend
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Feb-02-15 01:49 PM
knocks her smoove to the ground... what would you do?
183957, Ronda Rousey can't whip my ass
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 01:50 PM
183958, ^ gets in this line
Posted by Atillah Moor, Mon Feb-02-15 01:55 PM
but I ain't fighting no woman either so I'd just have to pep talk girlfriend into getting up for round two. Tell her "if she goes does again we're through".
183959, you'd be flying through the air upside down in about 1.8 seconds
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 02:44 PM
and your arm would be broken 3.6 seconds after that
183960, There's a reason they have weight divisions
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 02:46 PM
All that judo shit requires leverage, which you don't have when I lift you above my head to slam you into the concrete.
183961, the whole concept of "leverage"
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 02:54 PM
centers around lighter things having a very big impact on heavier things (via a fulcrum) - so i don't really care how much you weigh compared to her.

>All that judo shit requires leverage, which you don't have
>when I lift you above my head to slam you into the concrete.

you can believe this all you want.
a professional fighter at the championship level is gonna do whatever the fuck they want to you before you have the chance to even think about how to move on them.
183962, Right...because weight is the only thing separating u from a professional fighter.
Posted by Lardlad95, Mon Feb-02-15 02:56 PM
All that training, knowledge, and skill go right the fuck out the window when you take weight into consideration. I'm sure Chris Christie could fuck Ronda up. I mean, he's enormous.
183963, wait... he was serious? lol
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-02-15 02:57 PM
183964, Weight isn't the only thing, but I'm a strong, athletic 200+ lb man
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 03:05 PM
I would slam the living shit out of Ronda Rousey. Would one of those 140 lb dudes wreck me? Probably.
183965, i got news for you
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 03:10 PM
>I would slam the living shit out of Ronda Rousey. Would one
>of those 140 lb dudes wreck me? Probably.

theres no 140 weight class
but Rhonda would wreck a LOT of 135 and 145 dudes on the roster
so they can beat you
and she can beat them
but you're gonna do your thing with her?
ok.
183966, Joey Buttafuoco made Chyna look kinda silly though
Posted by Atillah Moor, Mon Feb-02-15 03:39 PM
might not be apples to apples but ehhh... woman strength aint' the same as man strength. That's all I'm saying.
183967, do you understand she trains with men?
Posted by RobOne4, Mon Feb-02-15 06:46 PM
she spars with other UFC fighters. She isnt sparring with just women. She is in there giving and taking punches with men who make a living fighting. She is wrestling with men. She can hang with these professional men who will have you curled up in a ball in the fetal position after a sparring session.

I dont know why people dont understand that combat sports isnt just about strength and athleticism. One of the reasons is they have trained their body to take punishment that us normal people cant take. Her body and head can take the kind of abuse that you havent trained your body to take. Unless you have been in the ring sparring once a week for the last 5+ years with world class competition then your body cant handle that punishment.
183968, she grapples with men.
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 06:54 PM
Grown ass men aren't punching, kicking or trying to slam her
183969, I have been in several MMA gyms
Posted by RobOne4, Mon Feb-02-15 06:55 PM
I have been there for the pro training sessions. Women get in there and spar with the men.

When I was going each gym might only have 1 or 2 girls training at the professional sessions. So who else are they going to train with if there arent any other girls?
183970, A sparring partner is not beating your ass or trying to
Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-06-15 04:19 PM
I bet those same dudes she spars with could if they were psycho enough.
183971, Nah homie. She is world class Judo
Posted by Challenger, Wed Feb-04-15 07:45 AM
You'd last MAYBE 3 minutes before you scream like never before in your life ...




Unless ... you are world class as well, which you are not, based on your response.


I wouldn't take her on, and I can box!



It's not a joke. In 5 mins she'd have you in tears, take your wallet and your girl.



Challenger-
183972, this is my thing. if you tell me you're currently training as a fighter
Posted by Rjcc, Wed Feb-04-15 02:00 PM
ok, sure

but you're calling up boxing a lil bit x number of years ago?

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
183973, sorry, you just won't convince me a 140lb woman can whip my ass
Posted by John Forte, Wed Feb-04-15 02:19 PM
especially if I KNOW she can fight.
183974, Yeah I am with you. I don't see it happening.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Feb-04-15 02:31 PM

**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/
183975, wrong technique against a skilled grappler
Posted by Cocobrotha2, Mon Feb-02-15 03:12 PM
>All that judo shit requires leverage, which you don't have
>when I lift you above my head to slam you into the concrete.

You'd be better off throwing hands with your superior reach and strength.
183976, ^ this
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 03:14 PM
but she'd still get inside and flip him upside down w/o much trouble
183977, of course we start with hands.
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 03:16 PM
The bodyslam comes if and when she grabs me. I don't think people realize just how big an advantage size and strength are. Rousey has never fought anyone who could throw her 135 lb ass 10 feet through the air.
183978, Do you train
Posted by Numba_33, Mon Feb-02-15 03:19 PM
in Judo or BJJ or Sambo or Wrestling or some other form of grappling? Not trolling you, but I'm genuinely curious. She's been involved with Judo since she's a child and has a Judo medalist for a mother, so she's no one to take as a joke.
183979, Nah, but I used to box and had a lil hand-to-hand in the army
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 03:21 PM
I'm also a 6'5, 220lb MAN.
183980, Nah, I'm not underestimating the size advantage
Posted by Cocobrotha2, Mon Feb-02-15 03:35 PM
>The bodyslam comes if and when she grabs me. I don't think
>people realize just how big an advantage size and strength
>are. Rousey has never fought anyone who could throw her 135 lb
>ass 10 feet through the air.

Skill can make up for a size disadvantage, but there's definitely a limit where superior size will likely, eventually, win out.

I'm just saying you don't wanna go to her wheelhouse. She's trained in grappling, she's very good at it and she's likely grappled with guys before (though not your size).

She's not gonna knock you out... the only way she wins is if she breaks a limb or chokes you out. So you don't wanna get close to her unless it's to finish her off.
183981, if this were true
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 03:46 PM
>Skill can make up for a size disadvantage, but there's
>definitely a limit where superior size will likely,
>eventually, win out.

then the littlest dude wouldn't have won the first few UFC events
back then there were no rules, no weight classes, and no time limits
skill won, not size.
183982, that "little guy" * was one of the best fighters ever
Posted by Cocobrotha2, Mon Feb-02-15 04:12 PM
>>Skill can make up for a size disadvantage, but there's
>>definitely a limit where superior size will likely,
>>eventually, win out.
>
>then the littlest dude wouldn't have won the first few UFC
>events
>back then there were no rules, no weight classes, and no time
>limits
>skill won, not size.

*He was also 6ft, 175 so he wasn't THAT little lol.

So yes, it's not an absolute rule, but not everyone is going to be the Royce Gracie of their fighting style.

Ronda could surely handle men bigger than her but I don't think she'd beat a guy fitting JF's profile (nearly twice her size with some fighting skills)... and she likely wouldn't even try. There's a small margin for error for her to win.
183983, you'll have to show me you got those skills and any athleticism right now
Posted by Rjcc, Mon Feb-02-15 04:31 PM
"I used to box back in the day" isn't "I train against professional fighters every day right now"

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
183984, Gracie was a grown man with grown man strength AND
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 04:33 PM
the best technique in the world
183985, my comment has nothing to do with that
Posted by Rjcc, Mon Feb-02-15 04:41 PM

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
183986, Man listen, watch this gracie v. Sumo wrestler
Posted by Challenger, Wed Feb-04-15 07:55 AM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W5WfWmISKrk

For a skilled judo/jiu jitsu wrestler your height and size is an ADVANTAGE for a smaller person. You are too tall for the angles of a smaller person. Your only leverage is arm length. Once she gets inside and puts her hands on you IT.IS.OVER fam!

Now, no doubt you can handle the average man/woman with ease. But someone as skilled as her ? Sheeeeiiiiiitttttttt ... Best to swallow your ego and call to PO-lice.

Challenger-
183987, so is RR
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 04:33 PM
> that "little guy" was one of the best fighters ever
183988, Yep
Posted by Numba_33, Mon Feb-02-15 03:21 PM
and the only way to 'win' is to knock her out since she would eventually get in close and cause serious damage even if you tried to straight up box her.
183989, http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh2A92MQ51Rnak00vc
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-02-15 02:55 PM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh2A92MQ51Rnak00vc
183990, damn! that one punch made me put my hand over my mouth lol
Posted by lazyboi, Wed Feb-04-15 01:43 PM

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,
183991, She fights for a living...
Posted by jswerve386, Mon Feb-02-15 08:16 PM
Your black ass probably has asthma and sits in a cubicle somewhere for 8 hours a day in a call center.. Id pay money to see her whup yo ass.
183992, I'm calling the cops, grabbing my lady and
Posted by tariqhu, Mon Feb-02-15 01:52 PM
apologizing to Ronda. haha
183993, lol! "Girl what did you do this time??!. messing with this nice lady!"
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Feb-02-15 01:54 PM
"Im sorry Ronda she be trippin"
183994, LMAO!
Posted by Marbles, Mon Feb-02-15 02:07 PM
183995, wtf did you DO babe?! maam im soooo sorry she made you hit her
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Feb-02-15 01:53 PM
sike i'd pistol whip that bitch into a coma


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
183996, I laughed
Posted by vee-lover, Mon Feb-02-15 02:25 PM
183997, ill swing on her
Posted by JAESCOTT777, Mon Feb-02-15 02:17 PM
183998, spin the sitch to somehow smashing Ronda like a live nigga should
Posted by now or never, Mon Feb-02-15 02:23 PM
might as well trade up son.

-----
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (c) HL Mencken or some other motherfucker.
183999, ^ correct answer
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 02:45 PM
184000, lmao
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Mon Feb-02-15 03:13 PM
184001, lift her off her feet with a blind upercut
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Feb-02-15 02:34 PM



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R.I.P. Disco D
184002, Are there cameras around and/or smartphones???????
Posted by Kira, Mon Feb-02-15 02:38 PM
I would call 9/11 like the bastion of positivity that I am. However, there are people that would pull whatever gun they had on them and pistol whip the dog shit out of her as well as other heinous things... I am not one of these people over course because peace is the best solution. Best believe Ronda is going to jail for a long time over this.
184003, Ronda Rousey ain't stupid
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Mon Feb-02-15 02:48 PM
184004, http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/yeah-right-gif.gif
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-02-15 02:50 PM
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/yeah-right-gif.gif
184005, hop in a car
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Feb-02-15 02:50 PM
and run her over like Suge Knight
184006, Can't win fighting a chick. And if I grab her, she got counter moves...
Posted by 8-bit, Mon Feb-02-15 02:54 PM
So, my best option is to scream for help, and cradle my girlfriends limp body in my arms.
184007, forte say he gon lift her over his head
Posted by Rjcc, Mon Feb-02-15 02:58 PM
HOW

she's not going to see you coming?

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
184008, I see some cats in this post that couldn't body Gabby Douglas
Posted by Rjcc, Mon Feb-02-15 02:57 PM
much less ronda rousey

but keep talking though
184009, ^^^^
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-02-15 02:58 PM
184010, Can I leave with Ronda?
Posted by Paps_Smear, Mon Feb-02-15 03:02 PM
You gotta ask yourself, what did your girl do to get slapped by the woman's champion?
184011, ^^focused
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-02-15 03:08 PM
184012, I record the incident, sell it to TMZ, and sue the fuck out of her.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Feb-02-15 03:07 PM
Win, Win, Win.
184013, Fuck this, one of you connected media types make this fight happen
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 03:17 PM
I will ROOF Ronda Rousey.
184014, before she was even an olympic athlete
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 03:30 PM
TWO dudes filed a police report against her for beating the shit out of them
so ya
id like to see this too.
184015, that's part of her personal myth-making
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 03:32 PM
184016, if you say so
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 03:34 PM
i also find it funny that you're so hype to fight a woman
184017, She slapped my woman, mayne
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 03:35 PM
184018, HA! i got so into this B&F with you i forgot the premise
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Feb-02-15 03:36 PM
fair enough
i still think you're delusional about this one tho
184019, you know what? yes.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Feb-02-15 04:31 PM
all of that is exactly what'd go through my head if i decided to step to homegirl b/c she slapped my woman. i'd need to be thinking all of what he said in here in order to steel myself to defend my honor. and my lady's. and our family. and all mankind.
184020, I'd be like Red's dad on Friday...
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Mon Feb-02-15 03:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFJThMDLYM4&t=1m3s
184021, "Why you gotta come over here and mess with these nice people!"
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Feb-04-15 01:10 AM
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http://twitter.com/DJShinobiShaw
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PSN: ShinobiShaw

"Arm Leg Leg Arm How you doin?" (c)T510
184022, In all honesty, she'd body 98 percent of this board.
Posted by Kira, Mon Feb-02-15 03:43 PM
Just keeping it a buck. Catch her fresh out of practice and MAYBE you'd stand a chance. I take that back, catch her fresh out of practice at a bar four hours later after three shots of 151 and you might stand a chance against her... MIGHT. That assumes she's past the point of a buzz...
184023, She's been in more fights than most people on this board too
Posted by Paps_Smear, Mon Feb-02-15 03:47 PM
These "Whoa whoa whoa lets talk it out, brah" ass niggas haven't gotten their hands dirty since Middle School.
184024, I like sparring with MMA types tho
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Feb-02-15 04:31 PM
'cause when they go for that leg takedown I promptly remind them that their spines, faces, and back of their heads are exposed. Amazing how fast they crumble when an elbow comes straight down on the back of the head or neck.

They need to be glad the shit is illegal in sanctioned MMA fighting.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
184025, people that are sport fighters are vulnerable to all sorts of
Posted by J_Stew, Mon Feb-02-15 07:10 PM
shit that a person could do to them in real life, because habits make or break you, and if you don't have to watch out for certain things in your training, when someone does it to you in real life, you're going to be fucked.

If you take me down in a sport fight and you're in my guard, I can't heel stomp you in the kidneys/back(do you know how much this hurts? my god it's the worst pain ever), rake/gouge your eyes, reach down and crush your nuts, which are all of the things i'm insta-doing in a street fight if that were to happen. The sport fighters typically don't train to avoid these things because they don't have to worry about them in their sport.

Sport fighters also do really dumb shit in real life fights sometimes. One of my BJJ instructors got into a fight with his girl's ex, got him in an armbar, and the guy tapped out and said ok, you got me. When my friend let him go, the dude punched him in the face. Everyone at the gym was like, wtf dude??? BREAK HIS ARM.

You still need to be a good fighter and train to defend yourself, but they(sport vs real) are two relatively different things. Obviously a great MMA fighter is going to mop 99 percent of the population in a street fight, but if someone has a solid fighting background, but is also trained in real life CQC, the MMA person could be in a world of hurt.
184026, Damn, you're trying to gouge eyes and crush balls in a street fight???
Posted by Goldmind, Tue Feb-03-15 11:08 AM
This (oh yeah, and having a job) is the main reason I avoid altercations. Forget getting punched in the face -- you never know who will try to rip your TESTICLES out!! There's no coming back from that.



184027, Someone's trying to beat you till unconsciousness or death, and you
Posted by J_Stew, Wed Feb-04-15 01:30 AM
want to play by RULES? That's laughable. Someone attacks you in real life, you need to do whatever necessary to make it home to your loved ones.
184028, ^
Posted by Roadblock, Wed Feb-04-15 11:09 PM
184029, I'm using elbows for as many strikes as I can imagine.
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Wed Feb-04-15 11:59 PM
I've trained in Muay Thai and Wing Chun, both are loaded with elbow strikes, the majority of which your typical MMA fighter ain't used to dealing with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgNV4SHFt5g

@ 1:26


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
184030, RE: people that are sport fighters are vulnerable to all sorts of
Posted by Numba_33, Wed Feb-04-15 10:39 AM
>Sport fighters also do really dumb shit in real life fights
>sometimes. One of my BJJ instructors got into a fight with his
>girl's ex, got him in an armbar, and the guy tapped out and
>said ok, you got me. When my friend let him go, the dude
>punched him in the face. Everyone at the gym was like, wtf
>dude??? BREAK HIS ARM.

To somewhat play Devil's Advocate, is it possible the instructor was trying to avoid a lawsuit? If he was smart and had the possible position, sounds like he should have choked the guy out and got away from the scene if he wanted to avoid too much conflict with the ex. Of course that is easier said then done since it's possible the armbar was the only submission the instructor had at the time.
184031, all that grappling stuff can get you STOMPED in the street
Posted by Cocobrotha2, Wed Feb-04-15 02:56 PM
My old instructor was careful to make the distinction between what you can do on the mat and what you can do in the street.

You can roll ont he ground and wait for your opponent to make a mistake on the mat that will allow a submission but, in the street, he's probably got a friend ready to kick your face into outer space.

As bad as my instructor was, he still said you avoid fighting unless it's absolutely necessary.
184032, Good martial arts instructors should tell you that
Posted by J305, Fri Feb-06-15 10:57 AM
>As bad as my instructor was, he still said you avoid fighting
>unless it's absolutely necessary.

My wing chun instructor always said the same thing. If you need to defend your self or your family but try to avoid fights otherwise.
184033, She's 5'7" 155 so it's not like she's small
Posted by J_Stew, Mon Feb-02-15 03:49 PM
184034, that's pretty tiny
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Feb-02-15 03:54 PM
weight for actual fighters is a misleading thing though

can't believe I'm entertaining this bullshit post lol

slow monday
184035, i'd L her ass out
Posted by ambient1, Mon Feb-02-15 03:54 PM
184036, Your username is "ambient1'
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Feb-02-15 03:58 PM
184037, and my government name is John...so what that mean?
Posted by ambient1, Mon Feb-02-15 04:04 PM
184038, lol
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Mon Feb-02-15 04:21 PM
184039, lmao
Posted by guru0509, Mon Feb-02-15 04:30 PM
184040, *tears*
Posted by Monkey Genius, Mon Feb-02-15 07:10 PM
184041, haha
Posted by lazyboi, Wed Feb-04-15 01:44 PM

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,
184042, #TEAMAMBIENT <-- my money is on East Baltimore
Posted by Castro, Wed Oct-07-15 11:04 PM
184043, i wish that motherfucker WOULD
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Feb-02-15 04:15 PM
cuz my girl be out of pocket on the regular and she's had it coming.
184044, lol!
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Feb-02-15 04:15 PM
>cuz my girl be out of pocket on the regular and she's had it
>coming.
184045, LMAO
Posted by Hitokiri, Thu Oct-08-15 11:55 AM
184046, Ill side with Forte here
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Mon Feb-02-15 04:17 PM
if he were my size Id laugh at him, Rondo is no doubt a world class judoka, but 6'5 220 is a huge gap.

Especially if we take Forte's word that he is fairly athletic.

Im not sure about a full fight but throwing him wouldnt be easy. Especially if he new a few counters and wasnt wearing a gi
184047, Does he last five minutes?
Posted by Kira, Mon Feb-02-15 04:34 PM
She trains for well over an hour....
184048, There is NO WAY I last 5 minutes
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 04:36 PM
If it goes longer than 45 seconds, she wins.
184049, What is your attempt going to be though? Submit / withstrain her?
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Feb-02-15 04:40 PM
Beat her into unconsciousness? What's the game plan?
184050, Hulk Smash!!!
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 04:41 PM
184051, RE: Ill side with Forte here
Posted by Numba_33, Tue Feb-03-15 10:29 AM
>if he were my size Id laugh at him, Rondo is no doubt a world
>class judoka, but 6'5 220 is a huge gap.
>
>Especially if we take Forte's word that he is fairly
>athletic.
>
>Im not sure about a full fight but throwing him wouldnt be
>easy. Especially if he new a few counters and wasnt wearing a
>gi
>


A coat or jacket equals the same thing as a gi top in terms of being able to grab someone and the same goes in terms of wearing jeans or pants in comparison to a gi bottom.
184052, yea, way too many vulnerabilities in a street fight
Posted by MiracleRic, Fri Oct-09-15 08:54 AM
to be going in for submission or "break" holds

with that big a size difference she's not going to have a lot of fun in that first minute...a 220lb man throwing an elbow at a lunging anything is often enough to discourage/end BJJ/Wrestling moves in a street fight

somebody knock your girl out...you might sacrifice a broken arm and go ahead and headbutt/bite/elbow a chick and then stomp em out for good measure

i wouldn't do it...shit...she's my weight...ima shoot her ass
184053, I'd turn my environment into a projectile weapon dispensary
Posted by Jon, Mon Feb-02-15 04:33 PM
Keep moving and darting (I'm very quick, small target), pelt her hard with everything in sight. If she runs, I'm faster. If she hobbles, I splash her with the mustard. If she dies, I punch her.

Stay the fuck away from my woman bitch. Don't want your fucked up hormones getting on her
184054, fall out with my girl then sue the hell out of Ronda
Posted by ThaTruth, Mon Feb-02-15 04:36 PM
184055, RE: Ronda Rousey slaps your girlfriend
Posted by murph71, Mon Feb-02-15 05:45 PM


Console my girl...and then quietly slide Ronda my number....
184056, You think Ronda Rousey fucks dudes who can't beat her in a fight?
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-02-15 05:48 PM
I couldn't imagine being with a woman who could beat my ass.
184057, You mean to tell me Ronda Rousey bout that reverse cuckold life?
Posted by Kira, Mon Feb-02-15 07:43 PM
>I couldn't imagine being with a woman who could beat my ass.

In other words, she beats you up, pins you down and takes the ass? I refuse to believe it... Then again, I can see one of these Cindy Training type women getting mad one day and doing something like that. <--- I'm joking seriously.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2013/cindy-training-arms.jpg
184058, Cuckquean is the term you are looking for.
Posted by Lardlad95, Tue Feb-03-15 04:45 AM
That's when a woman is humiliated by her husband sleeping with other women/a woman sleeping with another woman's husband.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard
184059, now that's an asswhoopin' I'd GLADLY take...AND LOVE IT!
Posted by Somnus, Mon Feb-02-15 06:03 PM
184060, never rolled with anyone of her caliber
Posted by southphillyman, Mon Feb-02-15 06:04 PM
but i have rolled with teenage boys around her size
just as warm up and stuff like that
and i'll just add that when there is a big gap in strength it's very hard for the smaller person to lock in their hold
i'm talking working the wrist and literally pulling their arm away before it's locked

of course it's entirely possible that jawn is as strong or stronger than everyone in here
i can bench 225 10 times MAX.
wouldn't be surprised if a fighter on her level could do better than that
184061, I doubt she can do 225x10
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Mon Feb-02-15 08:09 PM
184062, i doubt she could do much more than 135x10, if that
Posted by J_Stew, Mon Feb-02-15 08:18 PM
women suck at bench, even strong girls who can deadlift, squat, jerk, etc a lot. i doubt the elite men at 135 could bench 225x10
184063, $$$
Posted by rdhull, Mon Feb-02-15 06:23 PM
184064, In this dream situation, my girl is Laila Ali, sooooo......
Posted by murderbear, Mon Feb-02-15 06:29 PM
184065, grab a weapon, then approach her...calmly
Posted by TRENDone, Mon Feb-02-15 06:44 PM
"what's the problem here, rhonda? why'd you slap my girl?"
184066, im de-escalating that shit w a poetry slam like ray joshua
Posted by dba_BAD, Mon Feb-02-15 07:30 PM
sike but i am gathering up my lady friend and walking briskly away tho
184067, lmao
Posted by T Reynolds, Tue Feb-03-15 08:18 AM
184068, lol
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Feb-04-15 01:14 AM

http://soundcloud.com/djshinobishaw
http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://twitter.com/DJShinobiShaw
https://twitter.com/RareFormNYC
PSN: ShinobiShaw

"Arm Leg Leg Arm How you doin?" (c)T510
184069, clearly her holla was unsuccessful, so I push her aside and take my shot
Posted by Rjcc, Mon Feb-02-15 09:37 PM

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
184070, Most niggas here couldn't ball against female college basketball players.
Posted by Lardlad95, Tue Feb-03-15 04:21 AM
But you sure as shit can beat up a woman who is a professional fighter.

FOH.

184071, Now or in high school?
Posted by unfukwitable, Tue Feb-03-15 07:37 AM

======================================
http://www.zuitomedia.com/
184072, In HS... I went on a HBCU tour in 11th grade
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Feb-04-15 10:27 AM
I was good at basketball but there were also some legit ballers on our tour who ended up playing ball in college.

Well, we are at FAMU and the gym was open and a senior from the women's bball team asked if she could ball with us.

Yo, this girl was strong as FUCK. Straight bullying niggas and boxing dudes out textbook style. Every nigga left that gym with a little doubt in their heart.

184073, I used to play pick-up with a former Olympian
Posted by John Forte, Wed Feb-04-15 10:30 AM
she was quick and skilled, but she got bodied all the time.
184074, former tho.. this girl was in her prime.
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Feb-04-15 03:01 PM
and we were still trying to get some grown man muscle.

Shit was an eye opener for sure...

It wasn't Martin and Tommy status trying to play against Lisa Leslie and'em but it she was good and strong as hell for her size.
184075, i ran pick-up vs. all girls once and we almost lost
Posted by TRENDone, Thu Feb-05-15 01:14 AM
the girls were all community college players & my team was an all asian squad. the girl i was guarding was taller & heavier than me. i turned that shit up at 12 tho lol (16=game)
184076, Call the cops and fill a lawsuit
Posted by simpsycho, Tue Feb-03-15 08:21 AM
We gettin paid!
184077, http://i.imgur.com/tR3s5wZ.gif
Posted by ScooterBug, Tue Feb-03-15 10:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tR3s5wZ.gif
184078, If here is a barstool within reach I'm giving myself a 40/60 chance to fuck her up
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Feb-04-15 01:13 AM
I've watched enough Bas Rutten youtube videos to know I gotta fight dirty.

http://soundcloud.com/djshinobishaw
http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://twitter.com/DJShinobiShaw
https://twitter.com/RareFormNYC
PSN: ShinobiShaw

"Arm Leg Leg Arm How you doin?" (c)T510
184079, Ronda Rousey 16 second knockout UFC 184
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Feb-04-15 01:25 AM
Lol, some of y'all are out of yo damn mind.

http://youtu.be/Di943BLvq3s?t=2m25s

She beat the other girl so bad they had to explain to her how she got her ass kicked.

http://soundcloud.com/djshinobishaw
http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://twitter.com/DJShinobiShaw
https://twitter.com/RareFormNYC
PSN: ShinobiShaw

"Arm Leg Leg Arm How you doin?" (c)T510
184080, all it takes is one good knee or shot to the face
Posted by Kevin26_2, Wed Feb-04-15 09:47 AM
then you're down and gettin punched 8 or 9 times in rapid succession. ouch!
184081, Not sure why it isn't registering to yall that she's fighting women...
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Wed Feb-04-15 10:53 AM
who are mostly her own height or shorter, no less.

Here she is explaining why she thinks it's unfair to compete with a transgender person
who went through puberty as a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9XU4QOqVbQ
Why yall think she would want it with a man is beyond me.
184082, I dont know why it isnt registering with yall that she trains with men
Posted by RobOne4, Wed Feb-04-15 12:11 PM
yes she fights women. But she grapples with men and she spars with men. Not to mention she has trained her body to take punishment. She knows how to react when she gets punched in the face. Her face can take 10 times more punishment that 90% of the population on this planet.
184083, Still don't understand what that has to do with anything
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Feb-04-15 05:03 PM
Mayweather and Pac are half my size and I'm sure either one could send me to la la land if they wanted.
184084, She explains what you still don't understand right there in the video.
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Wed Feb-04-15 09:06 PM
184085, before i click...is this the chick that was grappling with the ref?
Posted by lazyboi, Wed Feb-04-15 01:46 PM
she had heart, but damn, she got demolished

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,
184086, Who remembers when pro wrestler Chyna boxed Joey Buttafucco?
Posted by lazyboi, Wed Feb-04-15 01:55 PM
i will say this was after she lost a lot of her muscle mass.

http://youtu.be/JuLWWDoN85E


"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,
184087, Chyna is basically an actress, Ronda is a world class fighter
Posted by jrocc, Fri Feb-06-15 11:25 AM
does not compare ... at all.
184088, Pro-wrestlers are often incredible athletes. But they ain't fighters.
Posted by Hitokiri, Thu Oct-08-15 11:57 AM
Seriously.
184089, I hope my girl knows how to fight.
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Wed Feb-04-15 02:40 PM

i'm out.
_____________________
"WHOLESALE REUSABLE GROCERY BAGS!!"
@etfp
184090, Pick up the gf and tag team Ronda... on way or another
Posted by Cocobrotha2, Wed Feb-04-15 03:06 PM
184091, awesome post
Posted by Roadblock, Wed Feb-04-15 11:20 PM
184092, She could probably beat the average dude within 15-20lbs of her but..
Posted by Phenomenality, Fri Feb-06-15 04:13 PM
(average dude on the street, not average mma fighter)

claiming she could whip any guys ass is silly.

here she is sparring with a 6'1" 190 lb dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9xjs2fWJEs

now granted, he's not your average 6'1" cat, he's a mma light heavyweight champion, but still he isn't doing much here but letter her hang from his neck and throwing her around every now and then..

she can box too.. she might get in the average dudes ass hand to hand if they are in her weight/height range as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27vO8FdbQzk

in a strait up judo match with other professional male fighters in her weight class she could probably hold her own but she's not going to be whuppin them all up..

she's a bad bitch.. and she would destroy me and i consider myself well above average in holding my own physically..


...

Vee is I and I am She

...

http://twitter.com/#!/Phenomenality
http://instagram.com/therealphenomenality
http://phenomenality.tumblr.com/archive
184093, u rite
Posted by John Forte, Fri Feb-06-15 04:14 PM
.
184094, She got hands tho
Posted by GrumpySmurf, Wed Oct-07-15 09:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=qCfWbsXfDsc
184095, THis comment on youtube tho..
Posted by jswerve386, Wed Oct-07-15 10:04 PM
"You can see that Ronda hates it when she get's taken to the grown (sic). It's like seeing all her feminist delusions go away in a faint"
184096, what the fuck are feminist delusions?
Posted by double negative, Thu Oct-08-15 10:15 AM
184097, #139
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Oct-08-15 12:25 PM
184098, To me, it's the same thing as a WNBA player.
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 11:42 AM
A WNBA player can't beat ANY NBA player, and probably no NBADL player. Or any All-American High School Male Basketball player.

But she can beat a good majority of regular street baller dudes, even some of the best.

And yeah, I've seen some of the WNBA homegirls who were like 12 PPG types actually BALL on some Venice Beach/Rucker type ballers that had people like "Ohhhhh shit!!!!"
184099, *smh*
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 11:43 AM
>A WNBA player can't beat any All-American High School Male Basketball
>player.
184100, What you think? On average, nah. The best WNBA player vs
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 12:12 PM
the worst All-American, possibly. But it's always 3-4 All Americans who are basically NBA ready.
184101, Like a young Lebron
Posted by Paps_Smear, Thu Oct-08-15 12:16 PM
184102, Even the worst HS all American is one of the best college players
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 12:18 PM
I'd say the worst all American is borderline NBA material right today. In other words, it would be child's play against a WNBA player.

I think good HS player (all city or maybe all state) is fair competition for a good WNBA player.
Just based of physicality alone. The WNBA player will most likely be more skilled.
184103, Yep, exaaaactly. Hell, some HS players became NBA MVP's and
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 12:26 PM
legends and didn't even make All-American.
184104, this gotta be the dumbest thing i've ever heard ... LOL!!!
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 12:52 PM
the fact that they may or may not have been a HS all-American and then GREW over the years to become an NBA MVP is about the most meaningless statement I've ever heard.

so you mean to tell me that this high school BOY is somehow better than a grown professional basketball player with many more years of college, pro and possibly international experience just because she's a woman?


REALLY????


where is this beast of a manchild you speak of? show him to me.
184105, hello.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 12:57 PM
184106, Lol @ HS boy
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 01:03 PM
Check out the HS all American rosters of the past few years. Those are not boys lol

A lot of them are one and dones in college. Just going to college because they aren't allowed to go straight to the NBA.

I can't believe this ridiculous convo is happening
184107, And they're FIERCE about it too!!!!! Like we're idiots!
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 01:15 PM
184108, well if the shoe fits...
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:15 PM
184109, Which it doesn't
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 01:19 PM
184110, if you say so
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:20 PM
*shrugs*
184111, a simple youtube clip of a 3 star recruit would dead all that lol
Posted by ambient1, Thu Oct-08-15 01:16 PM
and notice I said a 3 star just to make it even more funny
184112, Shit I actually want to see this type of game happen now.
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 01:13 PM
It's a completely different thing, and as someone said, the WNBA player would have more skill and knowledge, but I'm sure it's plenty of All-Americans who could beat them. I only mention that some NBA MVP's weren't All-Americans to say that you gotta be GOOD as hell to even make it to that point in HS.

>so you mean to tell me that this high school BOY is somehow
>better than a grown professional basketball player with many
>more years of college, pro and possibly international
>experience just because she's a woman?
>
>
>REALLY????
>
>
>where is this beast of a manchild you speak of? show him to
>me.

A 12th grade 18 year old "boy" is really a man already, for starters. And y'all are almost making this into a sexist debate, saying "just because she's a woman." We are talking about Basketball here....stop fronting like the physical differences aren't MAJOR. Damn near every single All-American can dunk the ball, and they're quick as shit, especially skill players. Barely any women are dunking in the WNBA, and they damn sure aren't catching lobs. But that's just the athleticism I'm speaking of...so sure, a good amount of WNBA players are smarter and obviously have more experience....but I'm still putting my money on the All-American in most cases.

It's really too hard to say, but of course y'all are gonna say "the best WNBA > the worst All-American" instead of even thinking to say "the best All-American > The worst WNBA player."

So yea, get outta here.
184113, so you're basing this simply on dunks and lobs?
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 01:39 PM
that's what you're going with. boys can dunk and girls can't? interesting. check out this video of Cappie Pondexter and Sebastian Telfair while you think that over...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGqcLQTEDZw

so again, where's this beastly high school 18 yr old that can hang with her? I love people think these women have never played against guys in their careers or that they don't get challenged by guys all the time. they talk about it here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk2TV_3iVKQ

but you keep thinking that a 18 yr old is taking on a professional anything (male or female) like it ain't nothing.
184114, Not at all, I even say tha dunking/hops is just one part of the game
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 01:49 PM
I know that the top baller women go at it with men ALL THE TIME, that's no question. I've seen plenty of men embarrassed. Hell, y'all got caught up on my line about All-Americans, but my overall point was that women who are ballers can serve the majority of men who aren't at the top level...that COMPLETELY got lost in this.

I watched the video, and yea she's serious. Now, would she have done that to a "prime" Telfair, even the 12th grade version? Who knows, but yeah, she kept up with him plus some in here. The only way to really tell who would win these hypothetical battles is from videos like this one
184115, Cappie is actually older than him
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 02:03 PM
>my overall point was that women who are ballers can serve the
>majority of men who aren't at the top level...

I didn't miss your point. I just took issue with the high school part of the comment because I find it totally false. I do not consider a high school player (all-American or not) to be a top level player. I don't care how nice he is, he's only played high school competition. which is why the majority of these highly touted HS players get exposed when they get into the NCAA. you made it seem as if even the worst all-American (whatever that even means) will just run over a WNBA player. I wholeheartedly disagree with that.


184116, I get it, and of course it was a slight bit of hyperbole. But in general
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 02:27 PM
I would say that a Middle of the pack all-American would still beat a middle of the pack WNBA player. The best-best WNBA player vs the worst All-American is surely a different thing, and it would depend on their position and all that.

And yeah, a lot of All-Americans do get exposed for sure, but most were at minimum great athletes, or did something to stand out at the time.

Also, I think 1 on 1 is much different from within-the-game play. The athletic types tend to win those more than playing within the parameters of a game. So I definitely think some WNBA players would run better in a 5-on-5 than the HS ones, but in a straight up one on one, it's way more arguable.
184117, it's not as arguable as you're trying to make it seem
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 02:54 PM
I'm still confused as to what a "middle of the pack all-American" or "worst all-American" HS player even is.
184118, It is not as arguable as he is making it seem. He's giving too much ground
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 03:03 PM
This reminds me of when folks say the best college football team can beat the worst NFL team.

Or the epic post about the marine in OKSports lol.

Get a team of 5 McDonald's All Americans (the Univ of Kentucky team for example) and put them against the WNBA all-star team. It will be a bloodbath.

There is nothing terrible about acknowledging differences between men and women. They exist.
And I am not downgrading the WNBA women by comparing them to some Joe Schmoe.
I am comparing them to some of the best basketball players in the world.
184119, AFAIK the game isn't played w/the penis.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 12:59 PM
it is played w/the brain and various other body parts.

the brain being the most important.

i'll take the absolute best seasoned professional WNBA player over the absolute worst All-American HS amateur player. any day.

184120, The brain being the most important bwahahaha
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 01:06 PM
Just admit you don't watch sports man.
184121, yeah i only watch commercials.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:08 PM
i don't know nothing about sports.

is basketball the one where they carry sticks and knock the ball in a net while wearing helmets and knee pads? i forget. b/c i don't watch sports.
184122, Apparently that's all you do
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 01:11 PM
Because you miss all the physically imposing players on the basketball court.

It's a wonder why the league isn't filled with 5'10'' ivy leaguers.
184123, Stephen Hawking for MVP!
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:12 PM
b/c yeah, that's what i meant when i said the brain is the most important of the various body parts used in the game of basketball.

you totally got my point, dude!
184124, Please be clear then
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 01:15 PM
What did you mean when you said the brain is the most important?
184125, i meant the game involves skill and not mere athleticism
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:20 PM
and brute strength. given that i suspect a seasoned professional woman is going to be able to outsmart an amateur boy on the basketball court. which is part of why i say there's definitely a WNBA player who can defeat an AA HS player. and that's why i pushed back when homie said ANY AA HS boy could beat any WNBA pro. keyword: ANY.

184126, OK. Please fall back on the word "any" if that makes you feel better
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 01:28 PM
I'll actually go all in and say any non-physically incapacitated HS all American will beat any WNBA player

Of course there is no way to prove this. But we can just go off of evidence we have.

Brittany Griner is making those those women look like fools because she is so physically imposing. They can't handle her size and strength. Her fundamental skills are actually terrible

Compare her to a 6'8 HS all-american (Lebron James was one of those). Brittany Griner looks like a skinny child compared to someone like that.
184127, k.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:36 PM
184128, So would I, but you're saying BEST WNBA > WORST All-American
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 01:08 PM
Big difference between just picking a middle-of-the-pack one.
184129, you said: any.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:09 PM
if i find ONE WNBA player who can beat ONE HS AA player your point is done.
184130, You are a lawyer, for sure. But yeah, I would actually wanna see that
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Oct-08-15 01:15 PM
But chances are, there's still way more All-Americans who would dominate the WNBA than a WNBA player dominating HS ball, period.
184131, you said: any.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Oct-08-15 01:16 PM
*shrugs*
184132, chill with the high school talk
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 12:39 PM
that's foolish. you might even be reaching with the D-League stuff. otherwise yes. like I've said before, you can't beat a pro female athlete at ANY sport if you're not a pro.
184133, lol
Posted by ambient1, Thu Oct-08-15 12:44 PM
184134, this is extremely false
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Oct-08-15 01:52 PM
184135, Track and field
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 01:54 PM
The HS state records for boys in even pathetic states like Utah body the women's professional world records (even the juiced up East Germany records)

Hell you don't even have to look at HS records. An ordinary city championshipn meet of a big city like Houston or Dallas will take down most of the women's world records

There are middle school boys that could win a women's Olympic gold medal right today lol
184136, wait, what events are you talking about?
Posted by Rjcc, Thu Oct-08-15 02:22 PM
cuz if Utah has sub 10.5 100m runners in hs, man wtf is in the water in Provo?

(I was going to say sub-11 then I checked and shit, WTF IS IN THE WATER IN PROVO)

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
184137, you DO know this stuff can be looked up right?
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 02:36 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records_in_athletics

http://www.uhsaa.org/btrack/BoysStateRecords.pdf


c'mon fam, stop it!
184138, .
Posted by ambient1, Thu Oct-08-15 02:41 PM
.
184139, What are we looking at here?
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 02:48 PM
I didn't look at it beforehand, but you are proving my point.

Most of the hs records in an athleticly pathetic state like Utah are better than the professional women. Pull up a state like TX, FL, or CA and you can drop the "most" tag.
Look at age group records and you will find youth records better than women's world records.

Your argument was that an amatuer HS athlete could not beat a professional woman in any sport. Is this not evidence against that?


184140, what are you looking at?
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 03:15 PM
MOST of the records? like which ones? I saw like maybe 2 in favor of the high school boys which is hardly most. what did I miss?
184141, This is what your argument has been to reduced to? lol
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 03:56 PM
By my count the boys of lowly Utah are better in 4 of the 7 comparable events.
Better in the 100, 400, 800, high jump. Worse in 200, long jump, and pole vault.

Now please tie all this to your initial statement that I responded to (No amatuer male athlete is better than a professional woman)
184142, there was more than 7 categories, but ok
Posted by jrocc, Thu Oct-08-15 07:30 PM
you were the one who chose track & field as your professional sport.
184143, Dogg...concede the point lol
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Oct-08-15 10:25 PM
You keep replying as if you've proven me wrong lol.
I gave Utah as an example to show that even in the weakest case, your assertion is refuted.
You said no amatuer man would ever beat a professional woman. That is clearly wrong. For some reason you can not accept it.

Regarding the seven events, if you knew track and field you would see it.

You can't compare shot and discus because the weights are different for men and women. The relays are a team effort. And there are no equivalent long distance races on the two lists you provided (boys mile stopped in the 70s)
184144, They're misunderstanding
Posted by Kira, Thu Oct-08-15 11:03 PM
>that's foolish. you might even be reaching with the D-League
>stuff. otherwise yes. like I've said before, you can't beat
>a pro female athlete at ANY sport if you're not a pro.

Like you're a professional whatever it is an organization cuts a check for your services for they are professional athletes. Let that sink in: organizations pay them money to perform at a sport. They'd best out of shape male every day of the week.

Ronda Rousey half sleep makes out of shape male look like Bow Wow playing against Kobe.

184145, Except no one said out of shape
Posted by Paps_Smear, Thu Oct-08-15 11:19 PM
Dudes is talking about top level high school athletes that are already well on their way to NBA status.

You're not going to find anyone out of shape and still on that status.

The amount of reaching going on in here lol
184146, Shit, look at the movie Juwanna Mann
Posted by Paps_Smear, Thu Oct-08-15 04:52 PM
They had to dress a nigga like a woman for them broads to win.

Shit been in the books for years.
184147, I'd have my manager Bobby Heenan hit her with a steel chair
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Thu Oct-08-15 12:23 PM
Depends on the situation but probably I would call the cops and file a lawsuit. That chick has money and even if I nailed her with a brick in the end that would just cause more problems for me.
184148, This subject line cracked me up
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Fri Oct-09-15 04:45 AM
184149, push her and cuss her out
Posted by wluv, Thu Oct-08-15 02:08 PM
and pick my baby up and call cops and press charges.

she might pay up to keep that from happening.

either way its going to cost her.
184150, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_riJ_0L27zk
Posted by exactopposite, Thu Oct-08-15 07:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_riJ_0L27zk
184151, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ac800ELs4U
Posted by Innocent Criminal, Thu Oct-08-15 11:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ac800ELs4U
184152, morelike
Posted by Rjcc, Fri Oct-09-15 06:11 AM
https://www.facebook.com/reedobrown/videos/vb.1541209629469396/1664758617114496/?type=2&theater

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
184153, see it as an invitation for a 3some.. lol
Posted by LegacyNS, Fri Oct-09-15 09:34 AM

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