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"Guys, I'm seriously not ok"


  

          

I have never been so wrong about anything sports related as Chip Kelly. Haters, you were right and I was so very wrong. This is the biggest L of my 15 year career by a large margin. Bookmark this all you'd like, because I will not be proven wrong. If I am, I will gladly take another L, but we all know that isn't going to happen. My coach is Steve Fuckinh Spurrier on the strongest steriods available.

FUCK

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This is the best thing that could have happened to the Eagles.
Mar 10th 2015
1
Oh. I'm PRAYING to jinx this
Mar 10th 2015
2
Jesus Christ, I'm gonna have to deliver the Vito Corleone slap soon
Mar 10th 2015
34
      don't ever take sides against the family again, bomb.
Mar 10th 2015
35
Lol, pretty much
Mar 10th 2015
7
Nobody hated him people just don't sport Green colored glasses
Mar 10th 2015
3
i owe the hugest fucking apology to OE
Mar 10th 2015
4
      in three years chip will have Clemson leading the nation in offense
Mar 10th 2015
6
           I say Da U...Dabo Swinney is doin jus fine.
Mar 10th 2015
24
Based on the Foles trade? You're joking right
Mar 10th 2015
5
let it be known then: shells ain't got no love for Foles
Mar 10th 2015
8
I love how Foles is somehow the watershed moment for Eagle fans
Mar 10th 2015
9
I hate nick foles more than anyone. Ain't about that.
Mar 10th 2015
12
      I dont agree. Dont get me wrong, dont know how we gotta give up picks
Mar 10th 2015
13
      There's zero doubt Bradford is more talented
Mar 10th 2015
16
      Pretty much said the same thing in that trade post...
Mar 10th 2015
25
           Exactly...context matters, a whole lot
Mar 10th 2015
26
      To be clear, this is the straw that broke me
Mar 10th 2015
18
           I hear you loud and clear, but let's at least wait for some games before
Mar 10th 2015
20
      How can anyone hate Nick Foles? I don't get this at all. Dude has
Mar 10th 2015
15
           Appreciated his effort and competency
Mar 10th 2015
19
He is not a defensive "guru"
Mar 10th 2015
10
      Huh? The moves are perfectly intuitive
Mar 10th 2015
14
           Furthermore, Andy was TERRIBLE in evaluating/bringing in outside talent
Mar 10th 2015
17
                He was 60/40 good to bad
Mar 10th 2015
28
                     Ray Rhodes brought in Troy Vincent
Mar 10th 2015
33
Your coach had Nick Foles looking elite somewhat and Mark Sanchez look c...
Mar 10th 2015
11
Meanwhile, ESPN reporting Eagles and DeMarco Murray...
Mar 10th 2015
21
running backs dont win championships
Mar 10th 2015
36
not getting this bradford love at all. i think ppl just hate nick foles ...
Mar 10th 2015
22
Nah, you took a real bad L in 2012.
Mar 10th 2015
23
That's real life shit
Mar 10th 2015
30
      understood...
Mar 10th 2015
32
damn shells
Mar 10th 2015
27
Played laser tag w quest and kamal before black lilly in April 2000
Mar 10th 2015
31
you took a pretty big L back when the Lakers traded Shaq
Mar 10th 2015
29
Don't worry, its just business.
Mar 11th 2015
37
How does O_E's ass taste?
Mar 11th 2015
38
you dogging him is the strongest thing kelly has working in his favor
Mar 11th 2015
41
So you're saying my ass takes like strawberry? Interesting.
Mar 11th 2015
42
RE: pause...
Mar 11th 2015
54
at this point, i'm good either way
Mar 11th 2015
39
except it will probably be mediocre and unsexy.
Mar 11th 2015
40
I'm not happy about things (except Foles getting TFO)
Mar 11th 2015
43
Honestly, I'm more worried when Eagles fans are happy
Mar 11th 2015
45
      You're an Eagle fan from NY?
Mar 11th 2015
50
      You clearly are delusional
Mar 11th 2015
52
           Right, because Eagles past iterations have been so successful
Mar 11th 2015
57
Bomb and LA2 covered it...
Mar 11th 2015
44
For the last time, it's about Bradford. Fuck Foles
Mar 11th 2015
49
I was never on the Chip bandwagon
Mar 11th 2015
46
From "Kevin Durant is a bust" guy, this is saying something
Mar 11th 2015
47
meh, that was a Cyse, honestly
Mar 11th 2015
48
I need the Eagles to do better..
Mar 11th 2015
51
You won't be Sk*ns level bad.
Mar 11th 2015
53
Welcome Walter Thurmond, our 10th Duck, HOORAY!!! WTF?
Mar 11th 2015
55
Duck or not, he's a good press-cover corner
Mar 11th 2015
58
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12461505/chip-kelly-says-philadelphia-...
Mar 11th 2015
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Frank Longo
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1. "This is the best thing that could have happened to the Eagles."
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Not Chip Kelly.

Shells posting about how Chip Kelly is going to fail.

This means Chip Kelly is destined for success.

More Christmas movies coming in 2025...

  

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2. "Oh. I'm PRAYING to jinx this"
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Not my purpose though. This is the worst deal a philly team has ever made. Worse than Roy Hinson. Worse than Charles Barkley. Worse even that Jeff Fucking Rutland. This can all be fixed if Bradford is a trade chip. Otherwise? chip Kelly is the single most destructive coach in Philadelphia sports history, and yes I remember Rich Kotite.

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34. "Jesus Christ, I'm gonna have to deliver the Vito Corleone slap soon "
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YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!

Comparing Nick Foles to Charles Barkley or trading the #1 pick in the NBA Draft for Roy Hinson or Moses Malone for Jeff Ruland to taking a flyer on Sam Bradford in the last year of his deal is an unsememly example of being a prisoner of the moment drunk on emotion.

I advise eight hours of sleep and a temporary moratorium on alcohol consumption before posting again.

We'll get through this, Shelly Fontaine.

Always do.

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35. "don't ever take sides against the family again, bomb."
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7. "Lol, pretty much"
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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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3. "Nobody hated him people just don't sport Green colored glasses"
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he is worse than Big Red.

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4. "i owe the hugest fucking apology to OE"
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My brother, all you tried to do was spit reason, and I wanted to do was drink Kool Aid, AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD. I'm sorry, man.

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6. "in three years chip will have Clemson leading the nation in offense"
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24. "I say Da U...Dabo Swinney is doin jus fine."
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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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5. "Based on the Foles trade? You're joking right "
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Tue Mar-10-15 08:21 PM by LA2Philly

  

          

We know Foles doesn't have the skillset to be the guy in Chip's system, Bradford very well may have the accuracy to take it to the next level.

Don't really understand what all the emotional doom and gloom is about. Chip is addressing the defensive side of the ball and then believing in his offensive system to maximize the potential on that side.


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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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8. "let it be known then: shells ain't got no love for Foles"
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He's an average starter.

WHICH MAKES HIM TWO FUCKING LEVELS BETTER THAN BACKUP BRADFORD?

New ad campaign: 3 yard completions in 3rd and 8: NOT A PLAY BUT A MOTHERFUCKING LIFESTYLE

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9. "I love how Foles is somehow the watershed moment for Eagle fans"
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Cutting Desean?

Oh, that makes sense!

Trading Lesean McCoy for an Oregon linebacker recovering from a second ACL surgery?

Part of the plan, we needed that for more cap space!

Letting Maclin walk?

Let's wait, Chip's got a plan.

Trading this slow-footed flash-in-the-pan who has beaten one playoff team in three seasons?

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12. "I hate nick foles more than anyone. Ain't about that. "
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This is about the plan being Sam Fucking Bradford, who is a LOT worse than nick foles

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13. "I dont agree. Dont get me wrong, dont know how we gotta give up picks"
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to take a flyer on Bradford for a year but I have no doubt Bradford is more talented.

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16. "There's zero doubt Bradford is more talented"
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I don't know what Shells is talking about. Bradford in his rookie year under Shurmur (who is btw our offensive coordinator, which I know you know Bomb) showed a pretty damn impressive skill-set. If we can keep him protected, he has the accuracy to be very good in this offense.

Also regarding his injuries, I believe all of them have been contact below the knee injuries. That kind of acute trauma is far less of a concern than non-impact injuries where there is some bio-mechanical problem.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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25. "Pretty much said the same thing in that trade post..."
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he was offensive rookie of the year under Shurmur. He had Sam getting the ball out of his hands quickly. Sam also excels at throwing on the run, where he's extremely accurate. These assholes ran Shurmur out of town. He was "too vanilla". So here comes josh McDaniels trying to run the offensive as if he actually has real, deep threat receivers and an even average offensive line. I saw some of the most bizarre play calling I've ever seen when he was here. Sam never had a chance. He was on pace for historic sack totals. He was beginning to turn into Marc Bulger. Dude has never had a sturdy o line and his best receiver was Brandon Lloyd. People like to joke about the injuries, but I bet probably 5 people on here can honestly say they know how they happened or were watching when they happened...cuz who watches Rams games...let alone pre season Rams games? The first one happened against Carolina, on the sidelines as he was running for his life, the second in fucking pre season when Jake Long (great free agent pick up that was) made a lazy half assed attempt to block his man and let him torpedo Sam right below the knee cap. So, I'm still riding with him until he gets a fair shot. His story hasn't been written.

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26. "Exactly...context matters, a whole lot"
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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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18. "To be clear, this is the straw that broke me"
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I didn't agree with desean jackson and thought the org looked completely classless trotting out the gang shit, but I was willing to give the genius the benefit of the doubt.

Shady shocked me, but I tried to understand that RBs aren't worth that cap hit. But suspicion was rising.

Maclin and Frank Gore had me on the edge. Gore is fucking too old and we wanted him, and I think this motherfucker is really going to start Huff and Cooper on the outside, BECAUSE THEY WERE GOOD IN FUCKING COLLEGE.

this is it, I'm done with this motherfucker. He traded a second round fucking pick for a straight BUM who is worse than Foles, BECAUSE HE WON THE HEISMAN WHEN CHIP AS IN COLLEGE.

this broke-ass bitch thinks he's smarter than everyone else, he sees shit no one else can see, when in reality he's just saying "oh ho ho! Hated covering him with my undersized two star recruits in ugly jerseys!"

Fuck chip kelly.

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20. "I hear you loud and clear, but let's at least wait for some games before"
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(post meant to go below, my bad)
we pronounce the Eagles/Chip dead. The defense *should* be markedly better (especially if we can add a competent starting S and decent CB). That's a start. I'm scared for the offense. Huff - as much as he frustrated me as an early pick and player - he did show flashes of big time potential. He's got wheels. Cooper is a fucking bum and should have never been extended. Matthews should be better and he's already good.

QB situation is scary. Sanchez is a turnover machine. The hope is that we become a more ball control offense. But that raises the important question of, 'who's going to be our primary back?' I really wish we would have gotten Roy Helu on the cheap - I think he's extremely underrated. We can still draft an extremely good back in rounds 2-3.

*IF* and that's a big fucking IF, Bradford can stay healthy, he does have a ton of untapped potential to be a legit NFL starting QB. But again, that's a gigantic IF.

I hear ya. I really do. But I'm holding out judgment until I see the full results.

  

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15. "How can anyone hate Nick Foles? I don't get this at all. Dude has"
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done nothing but give his best to the Eagles. He's done some really nice things in stretches. I get it if you don't see him as star material, but he's certainly proved he can play at the NFL level. I'd rather have him as my starting QB than Sanchez or Bradford, but that's not saying a whole lot.

I'm still trying to process this trade. Obviously Bradford has more upside than Foles, but he's been nothing short of fools gold since leaving Oklahoma. I'm holding out hope that there's a very interested 3rd party soon to be involved in the trade.

  

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19. "Appreciated his effort and competency"
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Really didn't appreciate any talk of him being the longer, answer. I'd take him over Bradford any day of the week

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10. "He is not a defensive "guru""
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so the moves come off as counter intuitive including the missed free agent signings and terrible trades of lesser value.

He is a sucker of a GM. Andy at least was good in Free agency for the most part.

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14. "Huh? The moves are perfectly intuitive"
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If you have a coach who is extremely good at maximizing his offense, then why would he go out and spend a lot on his offense? That makes no sense.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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17. "Furthermore, Andy was TERRIBLE in evaluating/bringing in outside talent"
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$40 million to Stacy Andrews?
$100 million or whatever it was to Nnamdi?
Choosing Brandon Graham over Earl Thomas?
Choosing a Canadian firefighter who didn't belong on an NFL field in the first round?
Completely neglecting special teams as if they didn't exist?
Drafting Kevin Kolb to replace McNabb?


Chip's been making some odd moves, but it's ridiculous to draw conclusions when he hasn't even coached 1 game since taking over GM duties.

  

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28. "He was 60/40 good to bad"
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Troy Vincent
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Terrel Owens

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33. "Ray Rhodes brought in Troy Vincent"
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>Troy Vincent
>John Runyan
>Jevon Kearse
>Terrel Owens
>

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11. "Your coach had Nick Foles looking elite somewhat and Mark Sanchez look c..."
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I'll trade you Pettine for Kelly. It's way too early to give up on Chip. Isn't Bradford a salary dump or a trade piece? I doubt he lasts long as a starter anyway.

  

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21. "Meanwhile, ESPN reporting Eagles and DeMarco Murray..."
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... have "mutual interest."

Probably just another sign of the Chipocalypse.

More Christmas movies coming in 2025...

  

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36. "running backs dont win championships"
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22. "not getting this bradford love at all. i think ppl just hate nick foles ..."
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iirc it was rumored that the rams might CUT bradford this offseason
i hope he stays healthy and is a beast but even when dude was healthy it's not like anyone was salivating over some elite potential he was showing
he was in that ryan tannehill 'not terrible but just a guy' territory

fuck it i'm too deep on the chip bandwagon at this point, i'ma wait

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23. "Nah, you took a real bad L in 2012."
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this is baby stuff.

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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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30. " That's real life shit"
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That's not some shit I joke around about. So, like, obviously that's the worst, but I'm not going to disrespect the victims by comparing it to shit like a bad trade. Does that make any sense at all?

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32. "understood..."
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but i was referring to your righteous indignation over tattoos

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the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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27. "damn shells"
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15 years?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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31. "Played laser tag w quest and kamal before black lilly in April 2000"
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29. "you took a pretty big L back when the Lakers traded Shaq"
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and you claimed that the Sixers would then surpass the Lakers and become a contender while the Lakers fell to depths of the league...

  

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37. "Don't worry, its just business."
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As long as they win. I don't care.

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38. "How does O_E's ass taste? "
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Honest question

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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "

  

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41. "you dogging him is the strongest thing kelly has working in his favor"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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42. "So you're saying my ass takes like strawberry? Interesting. "
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Wouldn't have been my first guess, but thanks


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"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "

  

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54. "RE: pause..."
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>
>Honest question
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>O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
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>"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
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>(C)Keith Murray, "

grassrootsphilosopher

  

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39. "at this point, i'm good either way"
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if the eagles go 16-0 this year and win a super bowl with bradford at QB, it'll be the most entertaining thing ever. if the eagles go 0-16 this year and get the 2016 #1 overall pick with bradford at QB, it'll be the most entertaining thing ever. i've got a year supply of popcorn saved up and ready to go for a team i don't even care about.

"i smack clowns with nouns, punch herbs with verbs..."

  

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40. "except it will probably be mediocre and unsexy."
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i feel that way about the sixers, too. i don't see it being an epic failure or an epic success. the team will probably get pretty good at one point with some part of this group. think like early 90s cavs. no laughing stalk, no legend.

that's just a mostly blind guess. i have a much stronger feeling the eagles will be exactly where they don't want to be. 10-6 with an early exit or something.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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43. "I'm not happy about things (except Foles getting TFO)"
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and "happy" is not quite the word; I've just felt the Foles experiment was unnecessarily extended by a season thanks to the 27 TD performance. But I knew that it was smoke and mirrors then. If only Michael Vick had last year's health and the Eagles had Sanchise earlier to know just how not-a-difference he was in the end of it all.

But yeah. Sammy B and future picks, I don't know what to tell you.

but this HAS to be leading somewhere. Has to be.

  

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45. "Honestly, I'm more worried when Eagles fans are happy"
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We are losers and don't have the proper perspective to identify a winner or winning ways. But let's look at the moves. We kidded ourselves into thinking that Vick or Foles were ever going to get us to the promise land. Let's be honest, Foles isn't that great and Vick wouldn't have run Chip's offense the way he needs for it to be fully effective.

I don't know how the Bradford trade will work out, and it does scare me, but nothing else has really bothered me. I did not want them to sign LeSean to a long-term deal. He was not the same player last year and his best days are likely behind him or coming up very soon. I felt that it was also the right move to get rid of Desean Jackson. The only part that was unfair, and criminally unfair, was to cite his childhood friends as troubling gang ties. He provided enough ammo in terms of alligator arms, his lack of blocking, and his absences from team meetings to justify his release. We don't know who is responsible for that bs though.

Also, while Maclin is good, I don't want to invest that much money in him. I think Huff can be very good and Matthews was my favorite non-Cox player last year (what can I say, I love Cox). I just wish we never signed Riley Cooper, not just for that concert bs, but because he didn't produce and was whiny and lacked effort at times last year.

At this point, I'm just a scared, loser fan of the most brutal team on Earth, so I don't really have the context to evaluate what's going on, but I hope things work out.

  

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50. "You're an Eagle fan from NY?"
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My mind is blown

  

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52. "You clearly are delusional"
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And can't identify a winner. This Eagles team is gonna fail.

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57. "Right, because Eagles past iterations have been so successful "
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So many rings to show for it. Woe is me that there's a coach who has his a vision on how to win and now has the resources and control to pursue it outright.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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44. "Bomb and LA2 covered it..."
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Don't see a need getting apoplectic over Nick Foles. He's an avg qb. Period. The rest is wait and see. Nothing is won or lost on day 1 of FA.
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49. "For the last time, it's about Bradford. Fuck Foles"
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46. "I was never on the Chip bandwagon"
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"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"

  

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47. "From "Kevin Durant is a bust" guy, this is saying something"
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48. "meh, that was a Cyse, honestly"
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I was legitimately horrified at his bench press when he came in, and I loved using Durant hate as a way to piss of Longhorn people.

But when push came to shove, who was the first person to draft Durant in the first round of Survivor? Two thumbs pointing at this guy. I never particularly cared for Durant and still don't, but I don't know that I ever said he would bust.

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51. "I need the Eagles to do better.."
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Now let's not get crazy. I don't want you fuckers winning any SBs but you gotta be good enough to talk shit or the NFC East rivarly talk takes a bit of a hit.

Although, being losers overall never stopped you fuckers from talking before so..

lol


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53. "You won't be Sk*ns level bad. "
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Quit your whining. Even if Chip sucks, you guys will still be in good cap shape. You guys can rebuild again in a snap.

  

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55. "Welcome Walter Thurmond, our 10th Duck, HOORAY!!! WTF?"
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https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=458670080956833793&original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bleedinggreennation.com%2F2015%2F3%2F11%2F8189637%2Fwalter-thurmond-eagles-contract-cornerback-giants-seahawks&tw_i=458670080956833793&tw_p=tweetembed

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58. "Duck or not, he's a good press-cover corner "
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For all this hullabaloo about 10 Ducks on the team, Carrol has 16 Trojans...how has that worked out?

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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56. "http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12461505/chip-kelly-says-philadelphia-..."
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12461505/chip-kelly-says-philadelphia-eagles-mortgage-our-future-trade-marcus-mariota

  

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