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"New NFL Rules (swipe): Goal Post Dunk now 15 yard penalty"


  

          

So tell me why the Lambeau Leap is still legal?


Refs will penalize players who dunk over the goal post
Posted by Michael David Smith on March 25, 2014, 12:46 PM EDT


The goal post dunk, a favored post-touchdown celebration of many NFL players, is going the way of the Ickey Shuffle, the cell phone call, the Sharpie in the sock and all of the other celebrations banned by the No Fun League.

NFL head of officiating Dean Blandino told the Dan Patrick Show that starting this season, dunks will be a penalty. Dan Patrick Show producer Paul Pabst ‏tweets that the NFL has a rule against using the ball as a prop, and apparently that’s the rule that will be used to ban dunks. So it’s not a new rule, it’s a new interpretation of an existing rule.

As we noted a few days ago, the goal post dunk became a concern when Saints tight end (or wide receiver) Jimmy Graham knocked the goal post askew while dunking in Atlanta. The NFL is also considering making the uprights longer, which would make them more top-heavy and therefore potentially more likely to fall over entirely. That would be the NFL equivalent of a dunk that shatters the glass.

It seems unlikely that such a thing would happen, but then again we never thought a dunk would delay the game until Graham’s dunk did it. The NFL apparently doesn’t want to take any chances, and so we have the Jimmy Graham Rule.

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Also you cannot use the ball as a "prop"
Mar 25th 2014
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doesn't that make giving a ball to some kid in a wheelchair
Mar 25th 2014
8
      that, plus Pierre Garcon is a lock for 60+ penalty yds per game
Mar 26th 2014
31
so can you dunk something other than the ball..like your gloves?
Mar 25th 2014
2
the umpire?
Mar 25th 2014
14
Goal Post dunks can actually delay the game. I'm okay with it
Mar 25th 2014
3
Most of them can't even clear the damn thing anyway.
Mar 25th 2014
4
*works on mid-range goal celebration game*
Mar 25th 2014
5
^makes inefficient but occasionally effective jokes
Mar 25th 2014
10
      ^actual facts
Mar 25th 2014
12
      ^^^^Lord Finesse or Large Professor
Mar 25th 2014
17
      they fundamentally sound jokes, tho.
Mar 26th 2014
33
RE: New NFL Rules (swipe): Goal Post Dunk now 15 yard penalty
Mar 25th 2014
6
30 if you yell 'yeah nigga' during the dunk
Mar 25th 2014
7
45 if you yell it on a cellphone
Mar 25th 2014
9
one game suspension
Mar 25th 2014
11
      2 games if that smartphone is pulled out of an unauth'd sock.
Mar 26th 2014
34
LOL ah man
Mar 25th 2014
16
^^^^ Good one! ^^^^
Mar 26th 2014
24
gingers fuckin it up for everybody, again
Mar 25th 2014
13
Just pantomime it. Or do a lay up and pretend slap glass
Mar 25th 2014
15
Wouldn't that mean the ball is a prop?
Mar 25th 2014
19
The No Fun League is at it again.
Mar 25th 2014
18
Torn on my thoughts for this one
Mar 26th 2014
20
I think the point in this instance is to avoid possible delay
Mar 26th 2014
21
      Yea good point
Mar 26th 2014
22
           right, this is one of the few no fun penalties that make sense
Mar 26th 2014
23
why are rules so tight on any sport involving mostly black players?
Mar 26th 2014
25
this is bad. moving the XP back 20 yards would be worse.
Mar 26th 2014
26
Some coaches want to move it to the 1 to increase 2 pt attempts
Mar 26th 2014
27
The less kicking the better.
Mar 26th 2014
28
either make the XP something that matters or don't.
Mar 26th 2014
29
such a terrible idea...and i don't get the point of testing it in presea...
Mar 26th 2014
30
Nigelling an opponent, however, remains perfectly legal. nm
Mar 26th 2014
32
*fist pump* (c) Michael Sam
Mar 26th 2014
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1. "Also you cannot use the ball as a "prop" "
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"While there’s no official reasoning as to why the ‘celebration’ has been banned, it’s believed that delays from altering the goal post are behind the decision.

In addition, simply using the ball as a prop in any ‘celebration’ will now be grounds for a fifteen-yard penalty."

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8. "doesn't that make giving a ball to some kid in a wheelchair"
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a 15 yard penalty?

if you do it right after scoring?

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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31. "that, plus Pierre Garcon is a lock for 60+ penalty yds per game"
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>a 15 yard penalty?
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>if you do it right after scoring?


no ball spins now, right?

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2. "so can you dunk something other than the ball..like your gloves?"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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3. "Goal Post dunks can actually delay the game. I'm okay with it"
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4. "Most of them can't even clear the damn thing anyway."
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5. "*works on mid-range goal celebration game*"
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12. "^actual facts"
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<-Fear Ameer

  

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6. "RE: New NFL Rules (swipe): Goal Post Dunk now 15 yard penalty"
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This is some bullshit!

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7. "30 if you yell 'yeah nigga' during the dunk"
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9. "45 if you yell it on a cellphone"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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11. "one game suspension"
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if that cellphone isn't from the NFL's official smartphone partner, Verizon.

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34. "2 games if that smartphone is pulled out of an unauth'd sock. "
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15. "Just pantomime it. Or do a lay up and pretend slap glass"
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This sucks.


does it really matter?

  

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18. "The No Fun League is at it again."
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HOW DARE PLAYERS HAVE FUN PLAYING A KID'S GAME.

You can't say nigga and now you can barely celebrate. For the record, players can say nigga but the mere suggestion that it demands a penalty is laughable.

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20. "Torn on my thoughts for this one"
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I hate the NFL banning stupid shit after stupid shit with no real continuity to it.

You can get up and do a dance after a 4 yard gain, or pretend to climb a tree and read Mad magazine after a sack, but do not use the ball as a prop in a celebration.

At the same time the goalpost dunk specifically was banned due to it delaying several games when they misaligned the posts. That would be like if a player scored and then dug potholes into the mid field marker. Obviously that would never happen, but it would delay the game to be fixed.

Easiest fix to not ban fun would be to say if you mess up the goal posts its a penalty. That would put all the pressure on the player as well to not do something that he has a chance of totally fucking over his team for doing.

  

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21. "I think the point in this instance is to avoid possible delay"
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not to penalize delay.

>Easiest fix to not ban fun would be to say if you mess up the goal posts its a penalty. That would put all the pressure on the player as well to not do something that he has a chance of totally fucking over his team for doing.

makit it okay provided it doesn't f up the goalposts is kinda silly imo.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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22. "Yea good point"
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I didn't think that would be an actual answer, just a way to please fans by not actually banning it and get what they want across. Making that rule would probably stop anyone from doing it anyway

  

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23. "right, this is one of the few no fun penalties that make sense"
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someone said that above.

imagine a giant doing a dunk and getting a penalty tho.

Coughlin be like....http://www.juanelway.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Coughlin-Doesnt-Like-Penalties-GIF.gif

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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25. "why are rules so tight on any sport involving mostly black players?"
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My goodness. No show of emotion by you coloreds.

  

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26. "this is bad. moving the XP back 20 yards would be worse."
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Yes, let's making kicking a bigger part of football.

That's just what the fans want.

  

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27. "Some coaches want to move it to the 1 to increase 2 pt attempts"
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28. "The less kicking the better."
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29. "either make the XP something that matters or don't."
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if the 2 pt conversion is still from the 2, it'd make kicking the XP less common. which would be more fun.

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30. "such a terrible idea...and i don't get the point of testing it in presea..."
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like what could happen that would make them say that's a good/bad idea?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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32. "Nigelling an opponent, however, remains perfectly legal. nm"
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35. "*fist pump* (c) Michael Sam"
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*Jews you*

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