Bag of fresh spinach, honey bunches of oats big bowl of spaghetti havin lunch with my folks now I got gas lotta trash in my belly butt beatboxin noises come out my ass and its smelly this aint cool I can smell the stench in .4 seconds I might get arrested for hiding weapons of mass destruction.or pants destruction got a hole in my jeans like a panda rubbed them makin no sense I'm so dense walkin to my car butt clenched I'm so tense cuz next time I fart it might be the start of a shitty situation so I'm tryin to depart and head to the commode so I can explode in my own house can't dookey on the road I gotta be comfy cock under toilet seat if I do that in public I'd stand up with spoiled meat and thats not cool gotta protect the jewels protect the tools I put in work I'm a professional No jumpoffs 2nite I'll embarass myself findtubes.com I'll just service myself cuz this gas is no joke like Nicole I make it hot I need rolaids, pepto and maalox to make it stop
1. "RE: (G)od (A)wful (S)mell" In response to Reply # 0
*Febreeze* and ~summer rain~ incense
Thanx 4 stinkin' ^UP^ the board --
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2. "RE: (G)od (A)wful (S)mell" In response to Reply # 0
stankfully done...impressive the truth aint always easy to tell or for this matter smell I've been pondering lately when we sneeze (a bodily function) we are blessed but all others we are asking to be pardoned forgiven excused why can't we say bless me for i have farted or belched i mean they too are mere bodily functions hhhmmm?
"keep pennin till the earth birth's your rightful seed then nurture it wit more ink..." ASIEM "Kuun fiyah Kuun" Quran (Be and it is) " A writer takes his pen to write the words again that all in love is fair" Stevie Wonder
3. "RE: (G)od (A)wful (S)mell" In response to Reply # 0
walkin to my car butt clenched I'm so tense cuz next time I fart it might be the start of a shitty situation so I'm tryin to depart and head to the commode so I can explode in my own house can't dookey on the road I gotta be comfy cock under toilet seat if I do that in public I'd stand up with spoiled meat
^^^^^^^^^^^^^The part about putting your cock under the toilet seat had me rolling, then I died laughing at the spoiled meat part....I actually was in this situation yesterday....hilarious!
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