walkin to my car butt clenched I'm so tense
cuz next time I fart it might be the start
of a shitty situation so I'm tryin to depart
and head to the commode so I can explode
in my own house can't dookey on the road
I gotta be comfy cock under toilet seat
if I do that in public I'd stand up with spoiled meat


^^^^^^^^^^^^^The part about putting your cock under the toilet seat had me rolling, then I died laughing at the spoiled meat part....I actually was in this situation yesterday....hilarious!