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duD
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"I'd like to take this moment to say "Fuck Tucker Max""


          

fuck the publisher who put his book in barnes and nobles across the country

fuck anyone who bought his book

fuck anyone who even read his book

fuck the studio that put their money up to make his book into movie

fuck the television stations who keep showing commercials for his movie

and fuck anyone who pays to see his fucking movie.

that is all.

thank you.


  

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my thoughts exactly.
Sep 14th 2009
1
what's funny to me is that
Sep 14th 2009
2
same reason Dane Cook got big
Sep 15th 2009
9
Yup.
Sep 15th 2009
3
FINALLY
Sep 15th 2009
4
a few years ago, before I knew who he was, I read an entry on his websit...
Sep 15th 2009
7
i went to school w/him.
Sep 15th 2009
5
i'm sorry.
Sep 15th 2009
8
you were 97/98 ish?
Sep 15th 2009
15
That movie is going to tank
Sep 15th 2009
6
CO-MOTHERFUCKIN-SIGN
Sep 15th 2009
10
eh. the original stories were funny, but you could read them all online
Sep 15th 2009
11
He's also full of shit. Those stories are total lies.
Sep 15th 2009
12
I vaguely remember an article i read about him
Sep 15th 2009
13
Yeah, I saw a clip on youtube
Sep 15th 2009
14
It was on the Opie and Anthony show
Sep 16th 2009
22
      Yeah, that was it
Sep 16th 2009
23
We? Tucker wrote the screenplay...
Sep 15th 2009
16
i have never heard of this guy...some things are just too white for me
Sep 15th 2009
17
actually, you dont...
Sep 15th 2009
19
I bought and read the book when it came out
Sep 15th 2009
18
Gonna tank worse than Grindhouse.
Sep 15th 2009
20
But..
Sep 16th 2009
21
Ha, they're trying to take his ads off of the buses here.
Sep 17th 2009
24
Actually, a big controversy will only help this movie
Sep 17th 2009
25
      i'm sure it was in the marketing plan, even.
Sep 17th 2009
26
i remember watching that dude way before he blew up
Sep 17th 2009
27

samgar
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1. "my thoughts exactly."
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SankofaII
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2. "what's funny to me is that"
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he's still the same douchebag like he is in the books...

i mean, how you gon be 32/33 and still acting like a douche bag and still trying the very shit you pulled in the book?

and his sidekick...yuck

they both look like walking STD petri dishes...

and what's sad is that the movie will probably make a grip of money too.

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9. "same reason Dane Cook got big"
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I had heard about this shit before, didn't sound like a book I would read. Now at least I know the guy's name.

  

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3. "Yup."
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Oak27
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Tue Sep-15-09 11:16 AM

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4. "FINALLY"
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this dude is just not funny

right now im a college kid and like every guy i know and even most girls worship the guy

but hold the fuck up... they are making a MOVIE out of his "stories" ?

  

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duD
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7. "a few years ago, before I knew who he was, I read an entry on his websit..."
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and i didn't find it entertaining at all.

I thought maybe I just read an "off" article

so i read another.

same.

and then another.

same.

then I punched a hole in my computer monitor for wasting 15 minutes of my life.


He owes me 15 minutes and a metaphorical computer monitor.

  

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5. "i went to school w/him."
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Tue Sep-15-09 11:46 AM by SoWhat

  

          

we had a class together. i wish i could remember what class it was. if it was Feminism and US Politics i'll die.

anyway, he was a douche back then. and he's made a career out of it.

fuck you.

  

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duD
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8. "i'm sorry."
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15. "you were 97/98 ish?"
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at U of C?

I heard some crazy stories about how he used to get down and act a damn fool...

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6. "That movie is going to tank"
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Tue Sep-15-09 11:53 AM by Marauder21

  

          

If it had some promotion and was released in the summer it could maybe make it's budget back, but now? Nope. The target audience spent all their money on roofies (new freshman girls coming to campus this year bro!)

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10. "CO-MOTHERFUCKIN-SIGN"
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11. "eh. the original stories were funny, but you could read them all online"
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so i agree with the "don't give the asshole money," but hey, free is free

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12. "He's also full of shit. Those stories are total lies."
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:14 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

They turned his book into a shitty Road Trip esque caper. GOOD.

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13. "I vaguely remember an article i read about him"
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that highlighted all the lines he stole from OverheardInNewYork.com

  

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14. "Yeah, I saw a clip on youtube"
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where he was on this radio show and the hosts were calling him out in a subtle-but-really-not-that-subtle-unless-you're-extremely-thickheaded manner for putting a bunch of shit in there. Can't remember exactly, I think it was some story about him vandalizing or breaking into a doughnut shop and there was no police report filed. He just sat there like "yeah, it was pretty crazy."

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22. "It was on the Opie and Anthony show"
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:25 AM by Paps_Smear

  

          

They didn't believe a fucking thing this liar had to say. Got to the point where they just kept turning his mic off while he's talking to fuck with him. When he walked out of the studio they threw his book at the door then started to rip it up.

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23. "Yeah, that was it"
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I remember seeing them rip his book up too, I laughed. What an oblivious tool.

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16. "We? Tucker wrote the screenplay..."
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i think it will be a hit with the white frat boys and girls...

but they promotion hasn't been that decent i only saw one promo and it was on at MTV...at 3am in the morning...

who knows?

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17. "i have never heard of this guy...some things are just too white for me"
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i try to be up on everything going on, but this feels like a big whiff. i need to read maxim and details a bit more.

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19. "actually, you dont..."
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just go to his site and get the jist...

TuckerMax.com

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18. "I bought and read the book when it came out"
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It was funny at the time

The movie looks terrible

  

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20. "Gonna tank worse than Grindhouse."
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21. "But.."
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>fuck anyone who bought his book

: (

>fuck anyone who even read his book

: ( x2



I bought it because it seemed funny when I was thumbing through the pages while working at Amazon.com...

I think he is a dickhead and the movie will tank though.

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24. "Ha, they're trying to take his ads off of the buses here."
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http://www.chicagoreader.com/TheBlog/archives/2009/09/16/next-weeks-outrage-today-tucker-max-cta-ads

Eric Zorn has an unconfirmed spotting of a horrendously offensive ad for Tucker Max's new movie on a CTA bus. Coincidentally, we got a letter to the editor today spotting a different, no less offensive one ("Strippers will not tolerate disrespect...HAHA, just kidding!").

I'm going to go ahead and set the over/under on "CTA pulls ads, does embarrassed public groveling" for Tuesday. That seems like sufficient time for heat to build and for the CTA to realize that ironic misogyny isn't something they should be parading around town.

Letter to the editor after the jump.





Dear Chicago Reader,

I was appalled today at an ad on the side of a CTA bus: "Strippers will not tolerate disrespect...HAHA, just kidding!" The ad is for the new Tucker Max movie, a film that glorifies the mistreatment and sexual exploitation of women.

I am outraged that this foul message is being endorsed and publicized by my city. It is not funnyit is abusive, and it must be removed from the buses. CTA authorities should be ashamed.

Leah Pine

  

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25. "Actually, a big controversy will only help this movie"
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26. "i'm sure it was in the marketing plan, even."
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27. "i remember watching that dude way before he blew up"
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on some MTV real life sex special...

i remember watching it and thinking that guy was the biggest fucking dork on the planet...i prob woulda just ended shit right there for myself if somebody had told me what a success that guy would become.

  

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