fuck the publisher who put his book in barnes and nobles across the country

fuck anyone who bought his book

fuck anyone who even read his book

fuck the studio that put their money up to make his book into movie

fuck the television stations who keep showing commercials for his movie

and fuck anyone who pays to see his fucking movie.

that is all.

thank you.

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<-two races of flavor
living side by side

he's still the same douchebag like he is in the books...

i mean, how you gon be 32/33 and still acting like a douche bag and still trying the very shit you pulled in the book?

and his sidekick...yuck

they both look like walking STD petri dishes...

and what's sad is that the movie will probably make a grip of money too.

I had heard about this shit before, didn't sound like a book I would read. Now at least I know the guy's name.

http://twitter.com/Balisong
http://www.myspace.com/insightclopediabrown
http://www.myspace.com/dumhi
http://www.youtube.com/group/okayplayer
http://www.last.fm/user/Dawgeatah

this dude is just not funny

right now im a college kid and like every guy i know and even most girls worship the guy

but hold the fuck up... they are making a MOVIE out of his "stories" ?

and i didn't find it entertaining at all.

I thought maybe I just read an "off" article

so i read another.

same.

and then another.

same.

then I punched a hole in my computer monitor for wasting 15 minutes of my life.


He owes me 15 minutes and a metaphorical computer monitor.

we had a class together. i wish i could remember what class it was. if it was Feminism and US Politics i'll die.

anyway, he was a douche back then. and he's made a career out of it.

at U of C?

I heard some crazy stories about how he used to get down and act a damn fool...

If it had some promotion and was released in the summer it could maybe make it's budget back, but now? Nope. The target audience spent all their money on roofies (new freshman girls coming to campus this year bro!)

.

so i agree with the "don't give the asshole money," but hey, free is free

They turned his book into a shitty Road Trip esque caper. GOOD.

that highlighted all the lines he stole from OverheardInNewYork.com

where he was on this radio show and the hosts were calling him out in a subtle-but-really-not-that-subtle-unless-you're-extremely-thickheaded manner for putting a bunch of shit in there. Can't remember exactly, I think it was some story about him vandalizing or breaking into a doughnut shop and there was no police report filed. He just sat there like "yeah, it was pretty crazy."

They didn't believe a fucking thing this liar had to say. Got to the point where they just kept turning his mic off while he's talking to fuck with him. When he walked out of the studio they threw his book at the door then started to rip it up.

I remember seeing them rip his book up too, I laughed. What an oblivious tool.

i think it will be a hit with the white frat boys and girls...

but they promotion hasn't been that decent i only saw one promo and it was on at MTV...at 3am in the morning...

who knows?

i try to be up on everything going on, but this feels like a big whiff. i need to read maxim and details a bit more.

just go to his site and get the jist...

TuckerMax.com

It was funny at the time

The movie looks terrible

>fuck anyone who bought his book

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>fuck anyone who even read his book

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I bought it because it seemed funny when I was thumbing through the pages while working at Amazon.com...

I think he is a dickhead and the movie will tank though.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/TheBlog/archives/2009/09/16/next-weeks-outrage-today-tucker-max-cta-ads

Eric Zorn has an unconfirmed spotting of a horrendously offensive ad for Tucker Max's new movie on a CTA bus. Coincidentally, we got a letter to the editor today spotting a different, no less offensive one ("Strippers will not tolerate disrespect...HAHA, just kidding!").

I'm going to go ahead and set the over/under on "CTA pulls ads, does embarrassed public groveling" for Tuesday. That seems like sufficient time for heat to build and for the CTA to realize that ironic misogyny isn't something they should be parading around town.

Letter to the editor after the jump.





Dear Chicago Reader,

I was appalled today at an ad on the side of a CTA bus: "Strippers will not tolerate disrespect...HAHA, just kidding!" The ad is for the new Tucker Max movie, a film that glorifies the mistreatment and sexual exploitation of women.

I am outraged that this foul message is being endorsed and publicized by my city. It is not funny—it is abusive, and it must be removed from the buses. CTA authorities should be ashamed.

Leah Pine

on some MTV real life sex special...

i remember watching it and thinking that guy was the biggest fucking dork on the planet...i prob woulda just ended shit right there for myself if somebody had told me what a success that guy would become.