6. "Hands down the most realistic movie ever + Obama wins" In response to Reply # 0
You mean there is a big movie with a black woman and a white woman and the white woman is the vicious vixen and the black woman sophisticated and supportive?
8. "i see your play and all, but it's gonna bomb hideously" In response to Reply # 6
it LOOKS bad.
if they didn't even fuck, WHERE is the story?
writer too much of a pussy to make the protag anything but a "good guy" victim. he did a lil innocent flirting and now a crazy bitch tryna ruin his life? sure.
you got the BLACK VERSION of fatal attraction with...
no sex scenes
ali larter as the crazy white ho...as subpar a working actress as there is today
beyonce being unable to say "she was naked in your hotel room?" with the kind of diction and inflection NOT reserved for country ass black women. (GOTdamn, she'll never be able to TALK!!!)
the white female detective who sides with the white ho in the beginning, but who is sure to become hollywood colorblind and help the innocent black man and his fam in the end. i wouldn't doubt that SHE kills the bitch, because God forbid someone black does.
a fight scene that will give thousands of black folks across the nation a chance to hoot and holler in the aisles, yelling "get that white bitch!!!" "beat that white bitch ass"
it's gonna be a disaster...and i'mma be right at union station the friday it drops, smiling.
10. "Oh, my post says nothing for its quality" In response to Reply # 8
Oh, no.
They didn't fuck?
It ain't realistic then.
*disinterested*
>writer too much of a pussy to make the protag anything but a >"good guy" victim. he did a lil innocent flirting and now a >crazy bitch tryna ruin his life? sure.
Hmmm. I mean, you ever worked with white women, Bags?
Okay, neither of us are "good guys" but goddamn.
>no sex scenes
Bad
>ali larter as the crazy white ho...as subpar a working actress >as there is today
True
>the white female detective who sides with the white ho in the >beginning, but who is sure to become hollywood colorblind and >help the innocent black man and his fam in the end. i wouldn't >doubt that SHE kills the bitch, because God forbid someone >black does.
True
>it's gonna be a disaster...and i'mma be right at union station >the friday it drops, smiling.
I ain't even know niggas still watched movies over there.
I used to see movies there then suck on some titties outside. Lots of little places to sit and suck titties at Union Station
Give a nigga the 411 on inauguration jumpoffs too, dunny
>I used to see movies there then suck on some titties >outside. Lots of little places to sit and suck titties >at Union Station
been standin in the rain for the past couple hours no service even tho i'm standin near a couple towers i guarantee that you're mad but if you had only knew i missed the train because i stopped to buy you flowers
21. "he shoulda just fucked her for all his troubles" In response to Reply # 0
if you gonna get the headache anyway might as well get the pussy too. ali was looking good too sheeesh.
men are so simple, and so subject to present necessities, that he who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. (c)Niccolò Machiavelli
22. "She finally got out of West Canaan" In response to Reply # 0
Good for Ali Larter. I was a temp once, and eventually found out that it's not entirely a crazy home-wrecking, fake-suicide good time. But that's something she's going to have to learn for herself, making copies, stuffing envelopes, and cleaning up the bagel spread after the Wednesday staff meeting. But the first step out of relying on your quarterback boyfriend to deliver you from a life of small town drudgery is almost always the most important one.
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62. "The Yonce has a lot of fans..." In response to Reply # 57
and they'll be the only ones paying to see this shit. I'll wait until it comes on broadcast tv, shit looks like a hot mess, even with the love of my life Idris Elba in it. I was torn, Idris, Yonce acting, Idris, Yonce acting, her bad acting is keeping me from going to see it.
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