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Damali
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Thu May-28-20 05:28 PM

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"The Onion is reliably spot on, as always (swipe)"


          


https://www.theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First

MINNEAPOLIS—Calling for a more measured way to express opposition to police brutality, critics slammed demonstrators Thursday for recklessly looting businesses without forming a private equity firm first.

“Look, we all have the right to protest, but that doesn’t mean you can just rush in and destroy any business without gathering a group of clandestine investors to purchase it at a severely reduced price and slowly bleed it to death,” said Facebook commenter Amy Mulrain, echoing the sentiments of detractors nationwide who blasted the demonstrators for not hiring a consultant group to take stock of a struggling company’s assets before plundering.

“I understand that people are angry, but they shouldn’t just endanger businesses without even a thought to enriching themselves through leveraged buyouts and across-the-board terminations. It’s disgusting to put workers at risk by looting. You do it by chipping away at their health benefits and eventually laying them off. There’s a right way and wrong way to do this.”

At press time, critics recommended that protestors hold law enforcement accountable by simply purchasing the Minneapolis police department from taxpayers.

  

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I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of others....
May 28th 2020
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RE: I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of oth...
May 28th 2020
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word. a phrase i keep seeing around is "it's time"
May 29th 2020
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I really wish they would revive their video content.
May 28th 2020
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The “GMA” type show was hilarious.
May 29th 2020
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YO i have the link to an article i JUST posted copied still!
May 28th 2020
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Oh damn never saw this one - great stuff.
May 28th 2020
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Ha I posted this on fbook earlier.
May 28th 2020
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CyrenYoung
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Thu May-28-20 05:43 PM

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1. "I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of others...."
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..in every incident of clear injustice, we keep hearing the same narrative:

"..The actions taken were unjustified, but your reaction to it was uncalled for/unspeakable..."

How else are marginalized people supposed to respond to the fact that they're being hunted & preyed upon unfairly based on their appearance/ethnicity?

More importantly, I'm over trying to find a compromise with people who clearly see no wrong in their current actions.



*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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Brew
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Thu May-28-20 10:01 PM

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5. "RE: I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of oth..."
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>..in every incident of clear injustice, we keep hearing the
>same narrative:
>
>"..The actions taken were unjustified, but your reaction to it
>was uncalled for/unspeakable..."
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>How else are marginalized people supposed to respond to the
>fact that they're being hunted & preyed upon unfairly based on
>their appearance/ethnicity?

It's such bullshit. These people are fucking heinous sociopaths.

Re: your last quoted paragraph above, I just saw this tweet and think it is on point ...
https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1266185041891164162?s=21

... and this response is even more on point:
https://twitter.com/rashona/status/1266186074302427136?s=21

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Damali
Member since Sep 12th 2002
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Fri May-29-20 01:10 AM

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7. "word. a phrase i keep seeing around is "it's time""
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and it is.

its time. enough of this bullshit. burn it the fuck down

d

  

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Lardlad95
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Thu May-28-20 07:28 PM

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2. "I really wish they would revive their video content. "
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That shit was on fire for like 5 straight years.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  

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JFrost1117
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Fri May-29-20 03:24 AM

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8. "The “GMA” type show was hilarious."
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SC: rulerofmyself17

Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

  

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rawsouthpaw
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Thu May-28-20 09:41 PM

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3. "YO i have the link to an article i JUST posted copied still! "
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haha... headline comes with a big photo of police stormtroopers

https://www.theonion.com/peaceful-protest-interrupted-by-swarm-of-aggressive-bla-1819580274?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1590716401&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook

Peaceful Protest Interrupted By Swarm Of Aggressive Black-Clad Militants

  

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Brew
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Thu May-28-20 10:16 PM

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6. "Oh damn never saw this one - great stuff."
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Brew
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Thu May-28-20 09:54 PM

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4. "Ha I posted this on fbook earlier."
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I mean it could actually be a real headline. No lies within.

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