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Topic subjectThe Onion is reliably spot on, as always (swipe)
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13386013, The Onion is reliably spot on, as always (swipe)
Posted by Damali, Thu May-28-20 05:28 PM

https://www.theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First

MINNEAPOLIS—Calling for a more measured way to express opposition to police brutality, critics slammed demonstrators Thursday for recklessly looting businesses without forming a private equity firm first.

“Look, we all have the right to protest, but that doesn’t mean you can just rush in and destroy any business without gathering a group of clandestine investors to purchase it at a severely reduced price and slowly bleed it to death,” said Facebook commenter Amy Mulrain, echoing the sentiments of detractors nationwide who blasted the demonstrators for not hiring a consultant group to take stock of a struggling company’s assets before plundering.

“I understand that people are angry, but they shouldn’t just endanger businesses without even a thought to enriching themselves through leveraged buyouts and across-the-board terminations. It’s disgusting to put workers at risk by looting. You do it by chipping away at their health benefits and eventually laying them off. There’s a right way and wrong way to do this.”

At press time, critics recommended that protestors hold law enforcement accountable by simply purchasing the Minneapolis police department from taxpayers.
13386015, I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of others...
Posted by CyrenYoung, Thu May-28-20 05:43 PM
..in every incident of clear injustice, we keep hearing the same narrative:

"..The actions taken were unjustified, but your reaction to it was uncalled for/unspeakable..."

How else are marginalized people supposed to respond to the fact that they're being hunted & preyed upon unfairly based on their appearance/ethnicity?

More importantly, I'm over trying to find a compromise with people who clearly see no wrong in their current actions.



*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...
13386047, RE: I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of others...
Posted by Brew, Thu May-28-20 10:01 PM
>..in every incident of clear injustice, we keep hearing the
>same narrative:
>
>"..The actions taken were unjustified, but your reaction to it
>was uncalled for/unspeakable..."
>
>How else are marginalized people supposed to respond to the
>fact that they're being hunted & preyed upon unfairly based on
>their appearance/ethnicity?

It's such bullshit. These people are fucking heinous sociopaths.

Re: your last quoted paragraph above, I just saw this tweet and think it is on point ...
https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1266185041891164162?s=21

... and this response is even more on point:
https://twitter.com/rashona/status/1266186074302427136?s=21
13386066, word. a phrase i keep seeing around is "it's time"
Posted by Damali, Fri May-29-20 01:10 AM
and it is.

its time. enough of this bullshit. burn it the fuck down

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13386027, I really wish they would revive their video content.
Posted by Lardlad95, Thu May-28-20 07:28 PM
That shit was on fire for like 5 straight years.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
13386070, The “GMA” type show was hilarious.
Posted by JFrost1117, Fri May-29-20 03:24 AM
13386043, YO i have the link to an article i JUST posted copied still!
Posted by rawsouthpaw, Thu May-28-20 09:41 PM
haha... headline comes with a big photo of police stormtroopers

https://www.theonion.com/peaceful-protest-interrupted-by-swarm-of-aggressive-bla-1819580274?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1590716401&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook

Peaceful Protest Interrupted By Swarm Of Aggressive Black-Clad Militants

13386048, Oh damn never saw this one - great stuff.
Posted by Brew, Thu May-28-20 10:16 PM
13386046, Ha I posted this on fbook earlier.
Posted by Brew, Thu May-28-20 09:54 PM
I mean it could actually be a real headline. No lies within.