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Topic subject | The Onion is reliably spot on, as always (swipe) |
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13386013, The Onion is reliably spot on, as always (swipe) Posted by Damali, Thu May-28-20 05:28 PM
https://www.theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351
Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First
MINNEAPOLIS—Calling for a more measured way to express opposition to police brutality, critics slammed demonstrators Thursday for recklessly looting businesses without forming a private equity firm first.
“Look, we all have the right to protest, but that doesn’t mean you can just rush in and destroy any business without gathering a group of clandestine investors to purchase it at a severely reduced price and slowly bleed it to death,” said Facebook commenter Amy Mulrain, echoing the sentiments of detractors nationwide who blasted the demonstrators for not hiring a consultant group to take stock of a struggling company’s assets before plundering.
“I understand that people are angry, but they shouldn’t just endanger businesses without even a thought to enriching themselves through leveraged buyouts and across-the-board terminations. It’s disgusting to put workers at risk by looting. You do it by chipping away at their health benefits and eventually laying them off. There’s a right way and wrong way to do this.”
At press time, critics recommended that protestors hold law enforcement accountable by simply purchasing the Minneapolis police department from taxpayers.
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13386015, I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of others... Posted by CyrenYoung, Thu May-28-20 05:43 PM
..in every incident of clear injustice, we keep hearing the same narrative:
"..The actions taken were unjustified, but your reaction to it was uncalled for/unspeakable..."
How else are marginalized people supposed to respond to the fact that they're being hunted & preyed upon unfairly based on their appearance/ethnicity?
More importantly, I'm over trying to find a compromise with people who clearly see no wrong in their current actions.
*skatin' the rings of saturn*
..and miles to go before i sleep...
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13386047, RE: I'm tired of being responsible for the irresponsible behavior of others... Posted by Brew, Thu May-28-20 10:01 PM
>..in every incident of clear injustice, we keep hearing the >same narrative: > >"..The actions taken were unjustified, but your reaction to it >was uncalled for/unspeakable..." > >How else are marginalized people supposed to respond to the >fact that they're being hunted & preyed upon unfairly based on >their appearance/ethnicity?
It's such bullshit. These people are fucking heinous sociopaths.
Re: your last quoted paragraph above, I just saw this tweet and think it is on point ... https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1266185041891164162?s=21
... and this response is even more on point: https://twitter.com/rashona/status/1266186074302427136?s=21
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13386066, word. a phrase i keep seeing around is "it's time" Posted by Damali, Fri May-29-20 01:10 AM
and it is.
its time. enough of this bullshit. burn it the fuck down
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13386027, I really wish they would revive their video content. Posted by Lardlad95, Thu May-28-20 07:28 PM
That shit was on fire for like 5 straight years. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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13386070, The “GMA” type show was hilarious. Posted by JFrost1117, Fri May-29-20 03:24 AM
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13386043, YO i have the link to an article i JUST posted copied still! Posted by rawsouthpaw, Thu May-28-20 09:41 PM
haha... headline comes with a big photo of police stormtroopers
https://www.theonion.com/peaceful-protest-interrupted-by-swarm-of-aggressive-bla-1819580274?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1590716401&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook
Peaceful Protest Interrupted By Swarm Of Aggressive Black-Clad Militants
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13386048, Oh damn never saw this one - great stuff. Posted by Brew, Thu May-28-20 10:16 PM
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13386046, Ha I posted this on fbook earlier. Posted by Brew, Thu May-28-20 09:54 PM
I mean it could actually be a real headline. No lies within.
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