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Doronmonkflake
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"I wanna hear how young kids crack on each other now."


  

          

I been outta high school a long ass time. The only thing I ever miss from it was a good sessiin if roastin. The pressure, the possible fisticuffs, the tricky minefield of comedy it held.

My shining moment: 5TH grade. M***** Little (7th grade) and I were at the bus stop. I forget what he said before me but I said "at least I didnt get my last name from the size of my DICK!!"

Whole bus stop froze, then died. Yes I still reminisce and what? He ripped my coat pocket cause he said mine looked like his. Both cranberry parkas. We had no business fightin.

Anyway, what do they say now? I keep seein that "you look like a mufuckinnuuuuh" kid but other than that, just fights.

No "ya mama so fat, she sent me a selfie and it's still loading"?

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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"You lost 4 Instagram followers this morning! Kill yourself!"
May 06th 2015
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I heard tyler the creator in my head
May 06th 2015
2
i heard a youngish cat say Blake Griffin looked like a sandbox
May 06th 2015
3
that's HILARIOUS
May 08th 2015
15
it's not very creative, at least not in my school.
May 06th 2015
4
my son told a really dark skinned black kid he looked like a
May 06th 2015
5
smh
May 06th 2015
6
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
May 06th 2015
7
hahahaha
May 08th 2015
14
is your son white?
May 06th 2015
8
ezzsential don't fool with white dudes.
May 06th 2015
9
nope, my son is black
May 08th 2015
10
      i thought he was puerto rican
May 08th 2015
11
you might want to chill with encouraging colorism amongst black children
May 08th 2015
13
your mommas so short u can see her legs in her license
May 08th 2015
12
My 4 year old called my 8 year old a "butter rat"
May 08th 2015
LMAOI
May 08th 2015
23
My 4 year old called my 8 year old a "butter rat"
May 08th 2015
16
They do it all day in the schools I go too
May 08th 2015
17
I bet that dude didn't get out the car....
May 08th 2015
18
lol.. was listening to pharcyde ya mama on the radio the other day.
May 08th 2015
19
I get so tired of hearing "big ______ face/head ass"
May 08th 2015
20
Just watch a DC Young Fly video
May 08th 2015
21
"ya mama so fat, she sent me a selfie and it's still loading"?
May 08th 2015
22
I wont lie, I felt my inner 12 yr old crack up when I said it.
May 09th 2015
24

DavidHasselhoff
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1. ""You lost 4 Instagram followers this morning! Kill yourself!""
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Doronmonkflake
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Wed May-06-15 12:05 PM

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2. "I heard tyler the creator in my head"
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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MiracleRic
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Wed May-06-15 12:13 PM

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3. "i heard a youngish cat say Blake Griffin looked like a sandbox"
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not sure why it's so funny but it cracked me up

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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Ashy Achilles
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Fri May-08-15 12:39 PM

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15. "that's HILARIOUS"
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KiloMcG
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Wed May-06-15 12:34 PM

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4. "it's not very creative, at least not in my school."
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but again, i work in a middle school.

  

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Ezzsential
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5. "my son told a really dark skinned black kid he looked like a "
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Wed May-06-15 01:47 PM by Ezzsential

  

          

trash bag
the kid replied that he looks like a gym floor (cuz he light skinned)
i told him to tell him that if he had an afro that he's look like a microphone...
they said this fat lady's body looked like a bag of laundry that shyt was funny as hell (lol 90s babies)

the colors were NEVER accurate!
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MiracleRic
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6. "smh"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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KiloMcG
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Wed May-06-15 02:00 PM

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7. "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"
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Ashy Achilles
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14. "hahahaha"
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SooperEgo
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8. "is your son white?"
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KiloMcG
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9. "ezzsential don't fool with white dudes."
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Ezzsential
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10. "nope, my son is black"
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the colors were NEVER accurate!
my music:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

  

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KiloMcG
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Fri May-08-15 12:26 PM

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11. "i thought he was puerto rican"
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Fri May-08-15 12:26 PM by KiloMcG

  

          

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SHAstayhighalways
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Fri May-08-15 12:33 PM

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13. "you might want to chill with encouraging colorism amongst black children"
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its already horrible when black people do it
its a lil bit despicable that you feel like its cool as a white person.

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Ezzsential
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12. "your mommas so short u can see her legs in her license"
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the colors were NEVER accurate!
my music:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

  

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Swol_Belly
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Fri May-08-15 04:37 PM

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"My 4 year old called my 8 year old a "butter rat""


  

          

I don't know why I just could stop laughing.

Check out my mixtape "Show and Tell" http://soundcloud.com/ace-drew

  

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Mgmt
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23. "LMAOI "
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>I don't know why I just could stop laughing.

  

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Swol_Belly
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16. "My 4 year old called my 8 year old a "butter rat""
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I don't know why I just could stop laughing.

Check out my mixtape "Show and Tell" http://soundcloud.com/ace-drew

  

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SimplyHannah
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Fri May-08-15 05:07 PM

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17. "They do it all day in the schools I go too"
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And it's always something like this

http://t.co/sQ4n3vsGyu
http://t.co/di6QT71oDH
http://t.co/wRaYQJmv1v
http://t.co/w0Le49j1fB

  

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rorschach
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18. "I bet that dude didn't get out the car...."
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That little boy was ready to take on that whole car. You could see it in his eyes.

  

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PG
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19. "lol.. was listening to pharcyde ya mama on the radio the other day."
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remenisipating on all this typa stuff too....

  

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Hitokiri
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20. "I get so tired of hearing "big ______ face/head ass""
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that's what I hear more than anything.

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

  

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Kim Jong Trill
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Fri May-08-15 08:03 PM

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21. "Just watch a DC Young Fly video "
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Fuck your fort!

  

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PoppaGeorge
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22. ""ya mama so fat, she sent me a selfie and it's still loading"?"
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Consider this stolen.

I will not cite you as a source
I will disavow any association with this site
I will lie 'til the bitter end and die never having given you credit for this.

I'm takin this shit 'cause it made me shoot grape kool aid through my nose.

You owe me for that.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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Doronmonkflake
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24. "I wont lie, I felt my inner 12 yr old crack up when I said it."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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