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Topic subjectI wanna hear how young kids crack on each other now.
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12798523, I wanna hear how young kids crack on each other now.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed May-06-15 12:01 PM
I been outta high school a long ass time. The only thing I ever miss from it was a good sessiin if roastin. The pressure, the possible fisticuffs, the tricky minefield of comedy it held.

My shining moment: 5TH grade. M***** Little (7th grade) and I were at the bus stop. I forget what he said before me but I said "at least I didnt get my last name from the size of my DICK!!"

Whole bus stop froze, then died. Yes I still reminisce and what? He ripped my coat pocket cause he said mine looked like his. Both cranberry parkas. We had no business fightin.

Anyway, what do they say now? I keep seein that "you look like a mufuckinnuuuuh" kid but other than that, just fights.

No "ya mama so fat, she sent me a selfie and it's still loading"?

12798528, "You lost 4 Instagram followers this morning! Kill yourself!"
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Wed May-06-15 12:03 PM
12798534, I heard tyler the creator in my head
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed May-06-15 12:05 PM
12798550, i heard a youngish cat say Blake Griffin looked like a sandbox
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed May-06-15 12:13 PM
not sure why it's so funny but it cracked me up
12800628, that's HILARIOUS
Posted by Ashy Achilles, Fri May-08-15 12:39 PM
12798591, it's not very creative, at least not in my school.
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed May-06-15 12:34 PM
but again, i work in a middle school.
12798726, my son told a really dark skinned black kid he looked like a
Posted by Ezzsential, Wed May-06-15 01:46 PM
trash bag
the kid replied that he looks like a gym floor (cuz he light skinned)
i told him to tell him that if he had an afro that he's look like a microphone...
they said this fat lady's body looked like a bag of laundry that shyt was funny as hell (lol 90s babies)

the colors were NEVER accurate!
my music:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI
12798730, smh
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed May-06-15 01:46 PM
12798744, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed May-06-15 02:00 PM
12800627, hahahaha
Posted by Ashy Achilles, Fri May-08-15 12:39 PM
12798747, is your son white?
Posted by SooperEgo, Wed May-06-15 02:05 PM
12798748, ezzsential don't fool with white dudes.
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed May-06-15 02:06 PM
12800605, nope, my son is black
Posted by Ezzsential, Fri May-08-15 12:24 PM

the colors were NEVER accurate!
my music:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI
12800608, i thought he was puerto rican
Posted by KiloMcG, Fri May-08-15 12:26 PM
,
12800620, you might want to chill with encouraging colorism amongst black children
Posted by SHAstayhighalways, Fri May-08-15 12:33 PM
its already horrible when black people do it
its a lil bit despicable that you feel like its cool as a white person.

12800610, your mommas so short u can see her legs in her license
Posted by Ezzsential, Fri May-08-15 12:26 PM

the colors were NEVER accurate!
my music:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI
12800876, My 4 year old called my 8 year old a "butter rat"
Posted by Swol_Belly, Fri May-08-15 04:37 PM
I don't know why I just could stop laughing.
12800983, LMAOI
Posted by Mgmt, Fri May-08-15 09:24 PM
>I don't know why I just could stop laughing.
12800877, My 4 year old called my 8 year old a "butter rat"
Posted by Swol_Belly, Fri May-08-15 04:37 PM
I don't know why I just could stop laughing.
12800892, They do it all day in the schools I go too
Posted by SimplyHannah, Fri May-08-15 05:07 PM
And it's always something like this

http://t.co/sQ4n3vsGyu
http://t.co/di6QT71oDH
http://t.co/wRaYQJmv1v
http://t.co/w0Le49j1fB
12800921, I bet that dude didn't get out the car....
Posted by rorschach, Fri May-08-15 06:06 PM
That little boy was ready to take on that whole car. You could see it in his eyes.
12800925, lol.. was listening to pharcyde ya mama on the radio the other day.
Posted by PG, Fri May-08-15 06:11 PM
remenisipating on all this typa stuff too....
12800928, I get so tired of hearing "big ______ face/head ass"
Posted by Hitokiri, Fri May-08-15 06:15 PM
that's what I hear more than anything.
12800962, Just watch a DC Young Fly video
Posted by Kim Jong Trill, Fri May-08-15 08:03 PM

Fuck your fort!
12800973, "ya mama so fat, she sent me a selfie and it's still loading"?
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Fri May-08-15 08:35 PM
Consider this stolen.

I will not cite you as a source
I will disavow any association with this site
I will lie 'til the bitter end and die never having given you credit for this.

I'm takin this shit 'cause it made me shoot grape kool aid through my nose.

You owe me for that.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
12801082, I wont lie, I felt my inner 12 yr old crack up when I said it.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Sat May-09-15 08:32 AM