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Deadzombie
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"has your dick ever prevented you from cheating?"


          

I randomly remember a time where I would be doing my dirt thing, put all the work in, get down to the do, and then my penis suddenly freaks-out and is like 'naaaah dog, this ain't ____________! she know we doing this?!??'

and then I'm left to just lay there, feeling guilty for two things:

1. I know damn well I'm not supposed to be here.
2. now I gotta deal with some weightless BDR.

...

just me? probably.


  

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Naw,....but then again...
May 03rd 2015
1
yes.
May 03rd 2015
2
Yes, twice.....
May 03rd 2015
3
i like this story. we need more dick-whisperers.
May 04th 2015
13
      on the low, that shit was humbling as shit...
May 04th 2015
14
AKA The Sarah Marshall
May 04th 2015
4
one time and it was a mistake, shoulda just gone through with it
May 04th 2015
5
Not cheating, but going second on a flip
May 04th 2015
6
but how we know we just aint the live niggas we think we are?
May 04th 2015
11
breh your dick soft, ain't no brakes on that train, homey!
May 04th 2015
26
LOL
May 05th 2015
35
yes.. and it was right each time.
May 04th 2015
7
these are truths. each instance was a confirmed bullet-dodge.
May 04th 2015
10
i'd have preferred to come to that conclusion on my own though....
May 04th 2015
12
      tough call.
May 04th 2015
15
           indeed....but it sucks feeling like you left something undone.
May 04th 2015
16
                do you feel bad for the woman's bruised ego?
May 04th 2015
17
                     ha. I felt bad for my lack of getting my kicks off that evening. this wa...
May 04th 2015
21
                          when'd you realize the d-game wasn't your strong suit?
May 04th 2015
22
                               Half hour marathons were never my thing.
May 05th 2015
38
yup in high school...I had just started becoming active
May 04th 2015
8
It stopped me from barebacking.
May 04th 2015
9
yes.
May 04th 2015
18
Wow. I thought this guy was lying when he told me his story.
May 04th 2015
19
that nigga talk too much.
May 04th 2015
20
      He really does though.
May 04th 2015
29
      Hahaha. True.
May 05th 2015
41
My homeboy Richard once talked me out of going to a girls house that
May 04th 2015
23
couldn't resist?
May 04th 2015
24
      lol
May 04th 2015
      lol
May 04th 2015
25
wasn't planning on cheating but if i was a bad case of chiggers...
May 04th 2015
27
what in the world is a chigger?
May 04th 2015
28
      Here you go
May 04th 2015
30
      are you white?
May 04th 2015
31
           Nah, why?
May 04th 2015
32
                it's just that ... i've never met a nigga with chiggers.
May 04th 2015
33
                     Four posts ago you didn't know what it was.
May 04th 2015
34
                          lmfao
May 05th 2015
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                          lmfao
May 05th 2015
40
      It's a Chinese N....
May 05th 2015
36
shit i wish!
May 05th 2015
37

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1. "Naw,....but then again..."
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...All my Jawns know that I'm a free-lover so its like veritably impossible for me to cheat.



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FLUIDJ
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2. "yes."
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murderbear
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3. "Yes, twice....."
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Once was with a sweet young thing that I had no business with....I'm on top but not hard enough for penetration, I panic, feel hot, makes it worse.....she senses it, tells me 'shhh' and just holds me close.....my dick just gets rock hard...she was like a dick whisperer...lol

2nd was exactly like you described, guilt and bdr....I been clean ever since

  

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Deadzombie
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13. "i like this story. we need more dick-whisperers. "
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even patience is greatly underrated.

  

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14. "on the low, that shit was humbling as shit..."
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Nigga, I'm struggling, with no control over my own shit...
And here she go, fully confident in the power of her box, knowing that just its presence is enough to get the job done....she had more control over my dick than I did.

I still wasn't shit tho, wrong as two left shoes

  

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4. "AKA The Sarah Marshall"
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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5. "one time and it was a mistake, shoulda just gone through with it"
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but whatever i had already smashed and would later smash again so no harm, no foul. my dick balls in the big east.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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6. "Not cheating, but going second on a flip"
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My boy hit one who I had just met, and he came out the room and said "she wants you next!!!!"

I really ain't wanna do it, but couldn't be seen as no mooark ass punk ass buster. So I went in there, and just couldn't get it up. I was scared to touch her titties because he coulda just been sucking em. I ain't want her to kiss me. She tried to touch it and get it to come up, and my dick was like "naw. Nigga, naw. Don't do it. Reconsider!"

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Deadzombie
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11. "but how we know we just aint the live niggas we think we are?"
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26. "breh your dick soft, ain't no brakes on that train, homey!"
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psych, naw, i dunno how i would have reacted in that situation. prolly woulda smashed tho

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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35. "LOL"
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>I was scared to touch her titties because he coulda
>just been sucking em.

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7. "yes.. and it was right each time. "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Deadzombie
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10. "these are truths. each instance was a confirmed bullet-dodge."
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12. "i'd have preferred to come to that conclusion on my own though...."
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Deadzombie
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15. "tough call."
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FLUIDJ
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16. "indeed....but it sucks feeling like you left something undone. "
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at least back then.

  

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Deadzombie
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17. "do you feel bad for the woman's bruised ego?"
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does she think it's her fault?

is there anyway of convincing her otherwise?

surely she doesn't understand why your penis isn't willing to perform.

especially after you've talked so much shit.

how do you deal with her disappointment?

  

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FLUIDJ
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21. "ha. I felt bad for my lack of getting my kicks off that evening. this wa..."
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& college FLUIDJ was DEF. not concerned with anyone else's ego besides his own lol...

>does she think it's her fault?
I seriously doubt it.....but who knows. I was too embarrassed to seek any additional insight on the situation after it happened. I kinda just faded to black....

>is there anyway of convincing her otherwise?
>
>surely she doesn't understand why your penis isn't willing to
>perform.

Likely not....

>especially after you've talked so much shit.

I'd always accepted and embraced the fact that D-game wasn't my strong suit. lol...so bragging has never been an issue for me.... I compensated by going extra hard *pause* with the emotional game...

>how do you deal with her disappointment?

I didn't. For all I know she went and got her back blowed out by some other Joe that very same evening.

  

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Deadzombie
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22. "when'd you realize the d-game wasn't your strong suit?"
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were you ever in denial?

...

going hard on the emotional game?

what does that look like?

you write songs for the ladies? you cry when you're very happy? paint her toenails?

this is sort of fascinating.

  

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38. "Half hour marathons were never my thing."
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>were you ever in denial?
nope. never.

>...
>
>going hard on the emotional game?
>
>what does that look like?




>you write songs for the ladies? you cry when you're very
>happy? paint her toenails?
>
>this is sort of fascinating.

lol...
all of this was 15+ years ago....
The best I can recollect was how one female put it to me....she said..."Most guys are just focused on blowing my back out....you're not, and I like that."



"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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8. "yup in high school...I had just started becoming active"
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Was hanging out with this next chick in her crib who I had a ridic crush on and had no idea she liked me. And when I say ridic crush, I mean the type of girl that would give your adolescent dick an erection just from a conversation.

In any event, the other peeps we were with had to go and she was like to stick around for a minute. One thing leads to another and we are fully clothed kissing with her laying on top of me, grinding mad hard. I couldn't take it and came on myself. I thought she knew but she didn't. So i told her that I was trying to be a good guy and couldn't do this to my girl. She said she understood and it made her want me even more.

Everybody was happy!

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9. "It stopped me from barebacking."
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fuck you.

  

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18. "yes."
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even tho by 'prevent' it let us get all worked up and naked only not to be able to perform up to my capabilities. and it was with someone who i used to have super dynamic sex with. bless her heart she was a trooper. she kept trying all night and in the morning, but by then i was mentally out of the game.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

  

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19. "Wow. I thought this guy was lying when he told me his story."
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Apparently this happened when we first started dating/hanging out.

He'd been seeing this other woman two months earlier.
Couldn't do anything with her anymore (allegedly) after meeting up with me on dates a few times.

Didn't realize this was a 'thing'.

  

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20. "that nigga talk too much."
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29. "He really does though."
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41. "Hahaha. True."
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23. "My homeboy Richard once talked me out of going to a girls house that"
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lived in the hood.


oh wait, you meant the other kind of Dick.

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24. "couldn't resist?"
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i totally understand.

  

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"lol"


  

          

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25. "lol"
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27. "wasn't planning on cheating but if i was a bad case of chiggers..."
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...would've killed that thought. had chigger bites up my thighs, on my groin, and one on my head (the one with one eye).

i got this before an out of state conference at a resort. the one on my dick looked like it had to be an std.


kev

  

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28. "what in the world is a chigger?"
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30. "Here you go"
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http://www.medicinenet.com/chiggers_bites/article.htm

Kev

  

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31. "are you white?"
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32. "Nah, why?"
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Kev

  

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33. "it's just that ... i've never met a nigga with chiggers."
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34. "Four posts ago you didn't know what it was."
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Mon May-04-15 10:22 PM by Brew

          

Now you're segregating the shit?

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39. "lmfao"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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40. "lmfao"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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36. "It's a Chinese N...."
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.. no wait, wrong meeting.

_______________________________

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37. "shit i wish!"
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***
when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

  

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