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Topic subjecthas your dick ever prevented you from cheating?
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12796191, has your dick ever prevented you from cheating?
Posted by Deadzombie, Sun May-03-15 12:37 PM
I randomly remember a time where I would be doing my dirt thing, put all the work in, get down to the do, and then my penis suddenly freaks-out and is like 'naaaah dog, this ain't ____________! she know we doing this?!??'

and then I'm left to just lay there, feeling guilty for two things:

1. I know damn well I'm not supposed to be here.
2. now I gotta deal with some weightless BDR.

...

just me? probably.


12796291, Naw,....but then again...
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Sun May-03-15 05:59 PM
...All my Jawns know that I'm a free-lover so its like veritably impossible for me to cheat.



12796329, yes.
Posted by FLUIDJ, Sun May-03-15 07:26 PM
.
12796395, Yes, twice.....
Posted by murderbear, Sun May-03-15 11:03 PM
Once was with a sweet young thing that I had no business with....I'm on top but not hard enough for penetration, I panic, feel hot, makes it worse.....she senses it, tells me 'shhh' and just holds me close.....my dick just gets rock hard...she was like a dick whisperer...lol

2nd was exactly like you described, guilt and bdr....I been clean ever since
12796534, i like this story. we need more dick-whisperers.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 09:09 AM
even patience is greatly underrated.
12796542, on the low, that shit was humbling as shit...
Posted by murderbear, Mon May-04-15 09:15 AM
Nigga, I'm struggling, with no control over my own shit...
And here she go, fully confident in the power of her box, knowing that just its presence is enough to get the job done....she had more control over my dick than I did.

I still wasn't shit tho, wrong as two left shoes
12796417, AKA The Sarah Marshall
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Mon May-04-15 12:12 AM
12796422, one time and it was a mistake, shoulda just gone through with it
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Mon May-04-15 01:11 AM
but whatever i had already smashed and would later smash again so no harm, no foul. my dick balls in the big east.
12796441, Not cheating, but going second on a flip
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon May-04-15 04:28 AM
My boy hit one who I had just met, and he came out the room and said "she wants you next!!!!"

I really ain't wanna do it, but couldn't be seen as no mooark ass punk ass buster. So I went in there, and just couldn't get it up. I was scared to touch her titties because he coulda just been sucking em. I ain't want her to kiss me. She tried to touch it and get it to come up, and my dick was like "naw. Nigga, naw. Don't do it. Reconsider!"

12796528, but how we know we just aint the live niggas we think we are?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 09:05 AM
12796954, breh your dick soft, ain't no brakes on that train, homey!
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Mon May-04-15 02:28 PM
psych, naw, i dunno how i would have reacted in that situation. prolly woulda smashed tho
12797310, LOL
Posted by TheAlbionist, Tue May-05-15 05:24 AM
>I was scared to touch her titties because he coulda
>just been sucking em.

12796492, yes.. and it was right each time.
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon May-04-15 08:19 AM
12796527, these are truths. each instance was a confirmed bullet-dodge.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 09:04 AM
12796532, i'd have preferred to come to that conclusion on my own though....
Posted by FLUIDJ, Mon May-04-15 09:08 AM
...
12796554, tough call.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 09:21 AM
12796656, indeed....but it sucks feeling like you left something undone.
Posted by FLUIDJ, Mon May-04-15 10:38 AM
at least back then.
12796851, do you feel bad for the woman's bruised ego?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 12:56 PM
does she think it's her fault?

is there anyway of convincing her otherwise?

surely she doesn't understand why your penis isn't willing to perform.

especially after you've talked so much shit.

how do you deal with her disappointment?
12796893, ha. I felt bad for my lack of getting my kicks off that evening. this was college
Posted by FLUIDJ, Mon May-04-15 01:34 PM
& college FLUIDJ was DEF. not concerned with anyone else's ego besides his own lol...

>does she think it's her fault?
I seriously doubt it.....but who knows. I was too embarrassed to seek any additional insight on the situation after it happened. I kinda just faded to black....

>is there anyway of convincing her otherwise?
>
>surely she doesn't understand why your penis isn't willing to
>perform.

Likely not....

>especially after you've talked so much shit.

I'd always accepted and embraced the fact that D-game wasn't my strong suit. lol...so bragging has never been an issue for me.... I compensated by going extra hard *pause* with the emotional game...

>how do you deal with her disappointment?

I didn't. For all I know she went and got her back blowed out by some other Joe that very same evening.
12796897, when'd you realize the d-game wasn't your strong suit?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 01:37 PM
were you ever in denial?

...

going hard on the emotional game?

what does that look like?

you write songs for the ladies? you cry when you're very happy? paint her toenails?

this is sort of fascinating.
12797399, Half hour marathons were never my thing.
Posted by FLUIDJ, Tue May-05-15 08:19 AM
>were you ever in denial?
nope. never.

>...
>
>going hard on the emotional game?
>
>what does that look like?




>you write songs for the ladies? you cry when you're very
>happy? paint her toenails?
>
>this is sort of fascinating.

lol...
all of this was 15+ years ago....
The best I can recollect was how one female put it to me....she said..."Most guys are just focused on blowing my back out....you're not, and I like that."



"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."
12796501, yup in high school...I had just started becoming active
Posted by Cenario, Mon May-04-15 08:31 AM
Was hanging out with this next chick in her crib who I had a ridic crush on and had no idea she liked me. And when I say ridic crush, I mean the type of girl that would give your adolescent dick an erection just from a conversation.

In any event, the other peeps we were with had to go and she was like to stick around for a minute. One thing leads to another and we are fully clothed kissing with her laying on top of me, grinding mad hard. I couldn't take it and came on myself. I thought she knew but she didn't. So i told her that I was trying to be a good guy and couldn't do this to my girl. She said she understood and it made her want me even more.

Everybody was happy!
12796503, It stopped me from barebacking.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon May-04-15 08:34 AM
12796858, yes.
Posted by MrThomas43423, Mon May-04-15 01:00 PM
even tho by 'prevent' it let us get all worked up and naked only not to be able to perform up to my capabilities. and it was with someone who i used to have super dynamic sex with. bless her heart she was a trooper. she kept trying all night and in the morning, but by then i was mentally out of the game.
---------------------------------------
it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.
12796864, Wow. I thought this guy was lying when he told me his story.
Posted by Meadow, Mon May-04-15 01:08 PM

Apparently this happened when we first started dating/hanging out.

He'd been seeing this other woman two months earlier.
Couldn't do anything with her anymore (allegedly) after meeting up with me on dates a few times.

Didn't realize this was a 'thing'.
12796873, that nigga talk too much.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 01:17 PM
12796992, He really does though.
Posted by Meadow, Mon May-04-15 02:59 PM
12797416, Hahaha. True.
Posted by Brew, Tue May-05-15 08:38 AM
12796910, My homeboy Richard once talked me out of going to a girls house that
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon May-04-15 01:49 PM
lived in the hood.


oh wait, you meant the other kind of Dick.
12796914, couldn't resist?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 01:52 PM
i totally understand.
12796918, lol
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon May-04-15 02:00 PM
12796919, lol
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon May-04-15 02:00 PM
12796958, wasn't planning on cheating but if i was a bad case of chiggers...
Posted by kevb, Mon May-04-15 02:30 PM
...would've killed that thought. had chigger bites up my thighs, on my groin, and one on my head (the one with one eye).

i got this before an out of state conference at a resort. the one on my dick looked like it had to be an std.


kev
12796965, what in the world is a chigger?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 02:37 PM
12797097, Here you go
Posted by kevb, Mon May-04-15 05:13 PM
http://www.medicinenet.com/chiggers_bites/article.htm

Kev
12797179, are you white?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 08:15 PM
12797191, Nah, why?
Posted by kevb, Mon May-04-15 08:33 PM
Kev
12797198, it's just that ... i've never met a nigga with chiggers.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon May-04-15 08:43 PM
12797244, Four posts ago you didn't know what it was.
Posted by Brew, Mon May-04-15 10:21 PM
Now you're segregating the shit?
12797411, lmfao
Posted by MiracleRic, Tue May-05-15 08:34 AM
12797412, lmfao
Posted by MiracleRic, Tue May-05-15 08:34 AM
12797311, It's a Chinese N....
Posted by TheAlbionist, Tue May-05-15 05:25 AM
.. no wait, wrong meeting.
12797392, shit i wish!
Posted by illegal, Tue May-05-15 08:12 AM