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Mongo
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"Poll question: I have to apologize for Israel. "
Mon Apr-06-15 03:18 PM by Mongo

  

          

Also, I should almost definitely apologize for killing Jesus, AIPAC, and why your parents lost their jobs because hey, Global Jewish Financial Conspiracy.

Muslims have to apologize for Al-Qaeda, ISIS, terrorist attacks in Europe and Aziz Ansari who, sorry, just isn't that funny.

Hindus have to apologize that Gandhi was kind of racist, and that India is apparently very rapey.

Buddhists have to... i dunno. Beg forgiveness for endorsing vegetarianism, because hamburgers are fucking awesome.

And Christians have to apologize for... wait.

IT'S RELIGIOUS IGNORANCE DAY ON OKAYPLAYER!

SING ALONG WITH ME!

Poll result (11 votes)
ALL THE APOLOGIZING (2 votes)Vote
WHY CAN'T YOU STOP OPPRESSING ME (2 votes)Vote
Your thesis position is poorly informed at best, and at worst, specious and offensive. (5 votes)Vote
HOT MESS (2 votes)Vote

  

  

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lol. great post.
Apr 06th 2015
1
Green can be a response to every other post I feel like challenging.
Apr 06th 2015
2
Word, I'm saving that shit in my clipboard.
Apr 06th 2015
4
wrong holiday for atonement . it's no bread and whiskey time
Apr 06th 2015
3
thankfully i don't have to apologize for atheists.
Apr 06th 2015
5
guess i'm apologizing for catholics
Apr 06th 2015
6
i vote...
Apr 06th 2015
7
you arent supposed to nominate yourself in these bruh
Apr 06th 2015
8
      *sniggles*
Apr 06th 2015
12
No, you have to apologize for Petite Shells....
Apr 06th 2015
9
Mongo wrote Bibi's speech to Congress!!
Apr 06th 2015
10
I guess Atheists have have to apologize for Communism.
Apr 06th 2015
I guess Atheists have have to apologize for Communism.
Apr 06th 2015
11
Bam
Apr 06th 2015
13
man that last Aziz special on Netflix was awful
Apr 06th 2015
14
Rastaman nah apologize
Apr 06th 2015
15
LET ME APOLOGIZE FOR....
Apr 06th 2015
16
*Mossad agent blow dart poison handshake reply*
Apr 07th 2015
17
Perdon por Santeria
Apr 07th 2015
18
Asia has never been funny
Apr 07th 2015
19
but he was just born...
Apr 07th 2015
20
i apologize for participating in a troll post
Apr 07th 2015
21
I hate when Jews act like they don't get where the theory comes from.
Apr 07th 2015
22
...wat
Apr 08th 2015
23

initiationofplato
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1. "lol. great post."
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~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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Buddy_Gilapagos
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2. "Green can be a response to every other post I feel like challenging. "
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Mon Apr-06-15 03:29 PM

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4. "Word, I'm saving that shit in my clipboard."
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teefiveten
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Mon Apr-06-15 03:28 PM

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3. "wrong holiday for atonement . it's no bread and whiskey time"
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Mon Apr-06-15 03:29 PM by teefiveten

  

          

what the hell yo
no whiskey??? y'all buggin

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SoWhat
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5. "thankfully i don't have to apologize for atheists."
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b/c atheism is NOT a religion. there is no solidarity among godless heathens. i am not responsible for the awfulness of ppl who attack religion generally and dismiss all faiths after concluding they all do more harm than good.

fuck you.

  

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lfresh
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6. "guess i'm apologizing for catholics"
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Mon Apr-06-15 03:51 PM by lfresh

  

          

but dammit church is boring and they had to create these great cathedrals
because frankly church is boring
christians are doing it wrong
if i have to fall asleep during sermons i'd rather do it in a design friendly environment

muslims had it right too
just look at those archways!
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7. "i vote..."
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HOT MESS!

If you're innocent, be cool.
Only the guilty's catchin' offence.

  

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MiracleRic
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8. "you arent supposed to nominate yourself in these bruh"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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12. "*sniggles*"
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murderbear
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9. "No, you have to apologize for Petite Shells...."
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Mon Apr-06-15 05:56 PM by murderbear

          

And the fact that I went there on Saturday and stood outside like a sucka cuz they closed til 4/11

  

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10. "Mongo wrote Bibi's speech to Congress!!"
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APOLOGIZE NOW.

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Shaun Tha Don
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"I guess Atheists have have to apologize for Communism."


          

Rest In Peace, Bad News Brown

  

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Shaun Tha Don
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11. "I guess Atheists have have to apologize for Communism."
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Rest In Peace, Bad News Brown

  

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13. "Bam"
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China still ain't right
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14. "man that last Aziz special on Netflix was awful"
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Selassie I God
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15. "Rastaman nah apologize"
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16. "LET ME APOLOGIZE FOR...."
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....

NOT A MOTHERFUCKING THING.

Iwishoneofyallwouldaskmetoapologizeforsomeshit.

Apologize to D.

  

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17. "*Mossad agent blow dart poison handshake reply*"
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BEDDIE BUY MUHPHUCKA

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j.
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18. "Perdon por Santeria"
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*sacrifices chicken over this post*

  

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19. "Asia has never been funny "
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Not once

  

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sosumi
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20. "but he was just born..."
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http://www.people.com/article/jill-duggar-derick-dillard-baby-boy-born-israel-david-dillard

(no shade to babies)

  

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21. "i apologize for participating in a troll post"
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i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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RaFromQueens
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22. "I hate when Jews act like they don't get where the theory comes from."
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You don't have to like it of course, but don't act dumb.

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23. "...wat"
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>You don't have to like it of course, but don't act dumb.

  

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