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12773224, I have to apologize for Israel. Posted by Mongo, Wed Dec-31-69 07:00 PM
Also, I should almost definitely apologize for killing Jesus, AIPAC, and why your parents lost their jobs because hey, Global Jewish Financial Conspiracy.
Muslims have to apologize for Al-Qaeda, ISIS, terrorist attacks in Europe and Aziz Ansari who, sorry, just isn't that funny.
Hindus have to apologize that Gandhi was kind of racist, and that India is apparently very rapey.
Buddhists have to... i dunno. Beg forgiveness for endorsing vegetarianism, because hamburgers are fucking awesome.
And Christians have to apologize for... wait.
IT'S RELIGIOUS IGNORANCE DAY ON OKAYPLAYER!
SING ALONG WITH ME!
Poll question: I have to apologize for Israel.
Poll result (11 votes) | ALL THE APOLOGIZING | (2 votes) | Vote | WHY CAN'T YOU STOP OPPRESSING ME | (2 votes) | Vote | Your thesis position is poorly informed at best, and at worst, specious and offensive. | (5 votes) | Vote | HOT MESS | (2 votes) | Vote |
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12773225, lol. great post. Posted by initiationofplato, Mon Apr-06-15 03:18 PM
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12773237, Green can be a response to every other post I feel like challenging. Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Mon Apr-06-15 03:25 PM
********** "Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're
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12773251, Word, I'm saving that shit in my clipboard. Posted by spades, Mon Apr-06-15 03:29 PM
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12773248, wrong holiday for atonement . it's no bread and whiskey time Posted by teefiveten, Mon Apr-06-15 03:28 PM
what the hell yo no whiskey??? y'all buggin
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12773267, thankfully i don't have to apologize for atheists. Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-06-15 03:44 PM
b/c atheism is NOT a religion. there is no solidarity among godless heathens. i am not responsible for the awfulness of ppl who attack religion generally and dismiss all faiths after concluding they all do more harm than good.
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12773274, guess i'm apologizing for catholics Posted by lfresh, Mon Apr-06-15 03:51 PM
but dammit church is boring and they had to create these great cathedrals because frankly church is boring christians are doing it wrong if i have to fall asleep during sermons i'd rather do it in a design friendly environment
muslims had it right too just look at those archways! ~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
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12773276, i vote... Posted by Tommy-B, Mon Apr-06-15 03:51 PM
HOT MESS!
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12773297, you arent supposed to nominate yourself in these bruh Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Apr-06-15 04:21 PM
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12773485, *sniggles* Posted by lfresh, Mon Apr-06-15 09:30 PM
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
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12773373, No, you have to apologize for Petite Shells.... Posted by murderbear, Mon Apr-06-15 05:55 PM
And the fact that I went there on Saturday and stood outside like a sucka cuz they closed til 4/11
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12773374, Mongo wrote Bibi's speech to Congress!! Posted by Vex_id, Mon Apr-06-15 05:57 PM
APOLOGIZE NOW.
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12773402, I guess Atheists have have to apologize for Communism. Posted by Shaun Tha Don, Mon Apr-06-15 06:35 PM
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12773403, I guess Atheists have have to apologize for Communism. Posted by Shaun Tha Don, Mon Apr-06-15 06:35 PM
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12773486, Bam Posted by lfresh, Mon Apr-06-15 09:30 PM
China still ain't right ~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
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12773507, man that last Aziz special on Netflix was awful Posted by astralblak, Mon Apr-06-15 10:24 PM
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12773523, Rastaman nah apologize Posted by Selassie I God, Mon Apr-06-15 10:45 PM
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12773527, LET ME APOLOGIZE FOR.... Posted by Kira, Mon Apr-06-15 10:50 PM
....
NOT A MOTHERFUCKING THING.
Iwishoneofyallwouldaskmetoapologizeforsomeshit.
Apologize to D.
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12773565, *Mossad agent blow dart poison handshake reply* Posted by Castro, Tue Apr-07-15 12:35 AM
BEDDIE BUY MUHPHUCKA
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12773617, Perdon por Santeria Posted by j., Tue Apr-07-15 07:40 AM
*sacrifices chicken over this post*
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12773646, Asia has never been funny Posted by Amritsar, Tue Apr-07-15 08:46 AM
Not once
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12773972, but he was just born... Posted by sosumi, Tue Apr-07-15 12:27 PM
http://www.people.com/article/jill-duggar-derick-dillard-baby-boy-born-israel-david-dillard
(no shade to babies)
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12774617, i apologize for participating in a troll post Posted by akon, Tue Apr-07-15 05:58 PM
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12774764, I hate when Jews act like they don't get where the theory comes from. Posted by RaFromQueens, Tue Apr-07-15 09:09 PM
You don't have to like it of course, but don't act dumb.
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12774895, ...wat Posted by Mongo, Wed Apr-08-15 05:54 AM
>You don't have to like it of course, but don't act dumb.
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