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John Forte
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"If you have an extra 100k to blow"
Wed Mar-18-15 08:35 AM by John Forte

          

http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/18/floyd-mayweather-manny-pacquiao-tickets-sheris-brothel-100-thousand-dollars/


igh rollers who'd love to go to the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight and get a little freaky deaky while they're there are in luck ... 'cause a Nevada brothel is offering a $100k fight package sure to K.O. your libido.
The offer comes from Sheri's Ranch in Nevada -- and it's an all inclusive pugilistic pornagraphic smorgasbord for the low, low price of $100,000 that includes the following ...
-- 2 tickets to the fight
-- Round trip airfare to Vegas (from the continental U.S. only)
-- Car service from the airport to Sheri's then from Sheri's to the fight
-- A weekends lodging at Sheri's resort.
And finally the pièce de résistance ...
-- The opportunity to "visit" ALL 24 LADIES that work on the premises of the brothel
That means taking advantage of all six role-play bungalows at Sheri's including the "Fifty Shades of Grey" inspired "Red Room Of Pain" ... and the only legal NURU massage experience in the country (Google it).
Here's the thing ... good tickets to the fight are creeping up into the six figure range -- and that's sans Ben Wa Ball activity -- so all in all it seems like a pretty decent deal.
Good luck hiding a $100k charge from your wife though.


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sounds like a hell of a weekend though
Mar 18th 2015
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what if you and wifey split it 50/50?
Mar 18th 2015
2
split what?
Mar 18th 2015
3
^^^My 2nd wife
Mar 18th 2015
4
      unfortunately for you I was never built to be #2 :(
Mar 18th 2015
5
           You'll be #1. Just wait your turn
Mar 18th 2015
6
                !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 18th 2015
7
                Well played sir.!
Mar 18th 2015
8
So how much is for the sex? Can someone back out the other expenses?
Mar 18th 2015
9
prolly a markup for fight weekend any way you cut it I would imagine
Mar 18th 2015
11
if you have the money and freedom, it's a great investment.
Mar 18th 2015
10
If it takes 100k to guarantee you are going to hit, you doing it wrong.
Mar 18th 2015
13
i'm just saying. obviously you can do it for less.
Mar 18th 2015
14
we got cats walking up mountains and hitting tanning booths
Mar 18th 2015
15
This the stuff dudes with no money do.
Mar 18th 2015
21
It ain't tricking if you got it
Mar 19th 2015
32
It ain't tricking if you got it
Mar 18th 2015
24
Sounds like a great weekend - if you got the dough.
Mar 18th 2015
12
Shit, with those ticket prices, this might be a steal
Mar 18th 2015
16
      Iono about a deal, BUT I know you'd have fun!
Mar 18th 2015
17
100k tho?
Mar 18th 2015
18
24 nuts in one weekend? You might not make it to the fight.
Mar 18th 2015
19
i'd be limping to my seat like i was in the under-undercard or something
Mar 18th 2015
20
lmao
Mar 18th 2015
23
lol
Mar 18th 2015
26
you don't have to nut 24x to enjoy all 24 women.
Mar 18th 2015
22
      some dude is going to try it and OD on Cialis, lol
Mar 18th 2015
25
      Right? You can have threesomes, foursomes and all kinds of shit
Mar 19th 2015
29
      Lol right all kinda scenarios
Mar 19th 2015
30
           lol i would nerd it up...spend my first 1 hour on the ranch checking out
Mar 19th 2015
31
                calculating P.E.R. - Pussy Efficiency Rating, lol
Mar 19th 2015
33
                     lol
Mar 19th 2015
34
Extra to blow? As if I got that shit now n/m
Mar 18th 2015
27
If?
Mar 18th 2015
28

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1. "sounds like a hell of a weekend though"
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2. "what if you and wifey split it 50/50?"
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3. "split what?"
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like 12 women each?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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4. "^^^My 2nd wife"
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5. "unfortunately for you I was never built to be #2 :("
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6. "You'll be #1. Just wait your turn"
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7. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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9. "So how much is for the sex? Can someone back out the other expenses?"
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11. "prolly a markup for fight weekend any way you cut it I would imagine"
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10. "if you have the money and freedom, it's a great investment."
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cuz, if you're that ballin, there's a decent chance you could spend 100K trying to bag 24 chicks (let's be honest, if you're rich you're doing expensive dinners/trips/gifts) but at least this way you KNOW you're gonna get to hit at the end of the night.

not only that, they are pros so they'll probably blow ur mind in the sack - at least moreso that a "regular" chick might.

plus, you get the fight tix and all that other stuff, and if the tix do get up to 6 figures then the sex was free, right?

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13. "If it takes 100k to guarantee you are going to hit, you doing it wrong. "
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Give me a budget a quarter of that, hire me to be your hype man and I will guarantee you that much quality trim.

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15. "we got cats walking up mountains and hitting tanning booths"
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100k/24 seems like the more appealing option.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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32. "It ain't tricking if you got it"
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"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"

  

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12. "Sounds like a great weekend - if you got the dough."
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16. "Shit, with those ticket prices, this might be a steal"
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19. "24 nuts in one weekend? You might not make it to the fight. "
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23. "lmao"
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22. "you don't have to nut 24x to enjoy all 24 women."
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25. "some dude is going to try it and OD on Cialis, lol"
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29. "Right? You can have threesomes, foursomes and all kinds of shit"
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30. "Lol right all kinda scenarios"
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This could make one hell of a probability math lesson

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31. "lol i would nerd it up...spend my first 1 hour on the ranch checking out"
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the prospects and formulating a game plan.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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33. "calculating P.E.R. - Pussy Efficiency Rating, lol"
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