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12754994, If you have an extra 100k to blow
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-18-15 08:35 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/18/floyd-mayweather-manny-pacquiao-tickets-sheris-brothel-100-thousand-dollars/


igh rollers who'd love to go to the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight and get a little freaky deaky while they're there are in luck ... 'cause a Nevada brothel is offering a $100k fight package sure to K.O. your libido.
The offer comes from Sheri's Ranch in Nevada -- and it's an all inclusive pugilistic pornagraphic smorgasbord for the low, low price of $100,000 that includes the following ...
-- 2 tickets to the fight
-- Round trip airfare to Vegas (from the continental U.S. only)
-- Car service from the airport to Sheri's then from Sheri's to the fight
-- A weekends lodging at Sheri's resort.
And finally the pièce de résistance ...
-- The opportunity to "visit" ALL 24 LADIES that work on the premises of the brothel
That means taking advantage of all six role-play bungalows at Sheri's including the "Fifty Shades of Grey" inspired "Red Room Of Pain" ... and the only legal NURU massage experience in the country (Google it).
Here's the thing ... good tickets to the fight are creeping up into the six figure range -- and that's sans Ben Wa Ball activity -- so all in all it seems like a pretty decent deal.
Good luck hiding a $100k charge from your wife though.


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12755119, sounds like a hell of a weekend though
Posted by GrumpySmurf, Wed Mar-18-15 10:02 AM
12755126, what if you and wifey split it 50/50?
Posted by BabySoulRebel, Wed Mar-18-15 10:05 AM
12755148, split what?
Posted by Cenario, Wed Mar-18-15 10:21 AM
like 12 women each?
12755150, ^^^My 2nd wife
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-18-15 10:23 AM
12755188, unfortunately for you I was never built to be #2 :(
Posted by BabySoulRebel, Wed Mar-18-15 10:44 AM
12755189, You'll be #1. Just wait your turn
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-18-15 10:45 AM
12755196, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by BabySoulRebel, Wed Mar-18-15 10:47 AM
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12755269, Well played sir.!
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Mar-18-15 11:46 AM
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12755272, So how much is for the sex? Can someone back out the other expenses?
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Mar-18-15 11:47 AM

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r
12755283, prolly a markup for fight weekend any way you cut it I would imagine
Posted by BabySoulRebel, Wed Mar-18-15 11:53 AM
12755280, if you have the money and freedom, it's a great investment.
Posted by PROMO, Wed Mar-18-15 11:51 AM
cuz, if you're that ballin, there's a decent chance you could spend 100K trying to bag 24 chicks (let's be honest, if you're rich you're doing expensive dinners/trips/gifts) but at least this way you KNOW you're gonna get to hit at the end of the night.

not only that, they are pros so they'll probably blow ur mind in the sack - at least moreso that a "regular" chick might.

plus, you get the fight tix and all that other stuff, and if the tix do get up to 6 figures then the sex was free, right?
12755289, If it takes 100k to guarantee you are going to hit, you doing it wrong.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Mar-18-15 11:55 AM
Give me a budget a quarter of that, hire me to be your hype man and I will guarantee you that much quality trim.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r
12755296, i'm just saying. obviously you can do it for less.
Posted by PROMO, Wed Mar-18-15 11:57 AM
12755297, we got cats walking up mountains and hitting tanning booths
Posted by Cenario, Wed Mar-18-15 11:59 AM
100k/24 seems like the more appealing option.
12755736, This the stuff dudes with no money do.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Mar-18-15 04:22 PM

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r
12756165, It ain't tricking if you got it
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine, Thu Mar-19-15 08:57 AM
12755749, It ain't tricking if you got it
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine, Wed Mar-18-15 04:28 PM
12755287, Sounds like a great weekend - if you got the dough.
Posted by spades, Wed Mar-18-15 11:55 AM
12755566, Shit, with those ticket prices, this might be a steal
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-18-15 02:22 PM
12755665, Iono about a deal, BUT I know you'd have fun!
Posted by spades, Wed Mar-18-15 03:35 PM
12755669, 100k tho?
Posted by Government Name, Wed Mar-18-15 03:37 PM
12755679, 24 nuts in one weekend? You might not make it to the fight.
Posted by KosherSam, Wed Mar-18-15 03:45 PM
12755733, i'd be limping to my seat like i was in the under-undercard or something
Posted by Government Name, Wed Mar-18-15 04:20 PM
12755746, lmao
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine, Wed Mar-18-15 04:27 PM
12755866, lol
Posted by kinetic94761180, Wed Mar-18-15 06:39 PM
12755742, you don't have to nut 24x to enjoy all 24 women.
Posted by Cenario, Wed Mar-18-15 04:25 PM
12755750, some dude is going to try it and OD on Cialis, lol
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine, Wed Mar-18-15 04:29 PM
12756128, Right? You can have threesomes, foursomes and all kinds of shit
Posted by John Forte, Thu Mar-19-15 08:23 AM
12756133, Lol right all kinda scenarios
Posted by Amritsar, Thu Mar-19-15 08:25 AM
This could make one hell of a probability math lesson
12756135, lol i would nerd it up...spend my first 1 hour on the ranch checking out
Posted by Cenario, Thu Mar-19-15 08:27 AM
the prospects and formulating a game plan.
12756169, calculating P.E.R. - Pussy Efficiency Rating, lol
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine, Thu Mar-19-15 08:59 AM
12756177, lol
Posted by Cenario, Thu Mar-19-15 09:05 AM
12755885, Extra to blow? As if I got that shit now n/m
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12755926, If?
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