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Binladen
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"Post up all the crazy/facepalmable things you've done to get a girl "


  

          

  

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ok
Mar 18th 2015
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Moved to DC
Mar 18th 2015
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I actually started tanning because this girl said she only dated dark sk...
Mar 18th 2015
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this reply ends the post.
Mar 18th 2015
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I was tan as hell tho. My front yard on a lawn chair frying in mid June....
Mar 18th 2015
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      hahaha
Mar 18th 2015
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^^^ mount rushmore status
Mar 18th 2015
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oh
Mar 18th 2015
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Did you get the ass?
Mar 18th 2015
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*hangs head in shame*
Mar 18th 2015
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      OH NO!
Mar 18th 2015
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      *gives you Good Will Hunting "It's not your fault" hug*
Mar 18th 2015
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      LMAO!
Mar 18th 2015
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      man-tan down...
Mar 18th 2015
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      In retrospect
Mar 18th 2015
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           all true
Mar 18th 2015
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My Dude.. *DEAD* ROTFL
Mar 18th 2015
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Oh no. Lol!
Mar 18th 2015
22
wow didn't see this one coming
Mar 18th 2015
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*archive*
Mar 18th 2015
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back in 1995, I bought a girl some sz five Jordans and a
Mar 18th 2015
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Gave a chick a key to the spot, came home and her dog was in there
Mar 18th 2015
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Took a cultural anthropology class in college that I did not need
Mar 18th 2015
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in HS, told a girl i LOVED roller coasters (not at all though)
Mar 18th 2015
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lol! @ spent the whole day in total fear
Mar 18th 2015
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LOL... that is the roller coaster capital
Mar 18th 2015
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traveled 30+ miles via public transportation to talk to a chick during
Mar 18th 2015
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important
Mar 18th 2015
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walked up a mountain.
Mar 18th 2015
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damn!
Mar 18th 2015
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^^^
Mar 18th 2015
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      Translate that for the non-ATL residents
Mar 18th 2015
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           assist
Mar 18th 2015
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                If I'm reading that map correctly
Mar 18th 2015
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                     couple things
Mar 18th 2015
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lmao
Mar 18th 2015
27
lol, I woulda took the sky ride down and left her ass up there
Mar 18th 2015
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Ouch
Mar 18th 2015
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I'm Weak! ROTFL.... HA!
Mar 18th 2015
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lol
Mar 18th 2015
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lmao the story combined with the avy made it extra funny
Mar 18th 2015
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lmao
Mar 18th 2015
35
this story is gold!
Mar 18th 2015
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#Crine
Mar 19th 2015
56
Wore clear nail polish for a few months....
Mar 18th 2015
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MONTHS though? lol
Mar 18th 2015
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      maybe a month. Month and a half.
Mar 18th 2015
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stole a fake gold herringbone from Target.
Mar 18th 2015
40
My homey who "popped in" on a girl in another country
Mar 18th 2015
42
Had the homie pretend to be Batman from Immature on the phone
Mar 18th 2015
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I bet you could get him on the phone now.
Mar 18th 2015
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Only for nostalgia!
Mar 18th 2015
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Get off my fuckin phone, Roger.
Mar 19th 2015
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i went thru highschool w/girls askin me was I Batman from Immature.
Mar 19th 2015
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Drove 3 hours MIA to Orlando, left at 9 pm
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Don't matter... had sex
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Cenario
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1. "ok"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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MEAT
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2. "Moved to DC"
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In my defense we'd been on/off for almost ten years. In retrospect though that was a bit foolish. But it worked out for the best.

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Huey
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3. "I actually started tanning because this girl said she only dated dark sk..."
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brothas.

  

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KiloMcG
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4. "this reply ends the post."
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i'm not sure anything else will top it. haha

  

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Huey
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9. "I was tan as hell tho. My front yard on a lawn chair frying in mid June...."
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KiloMcG
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12. "hahaha"
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5. "^^^ mount rushmore status"
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Cenario
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6. "oh"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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7. "Did you get the ass?"
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Huey
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10. "*hangs head in shame*"
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KiloMcG
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13. "OH NO!"
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oh man. i'm sorry to hear that.

  

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John Forte
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15. "*gives you Good Will Hunting "It's not your fault" hug*"
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16. "LMAO!"
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*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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CyrenYoung
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17. "man-tan down..."
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*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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39. "In retrospect"
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you'd have to admit it would be funny if that actually worked out. I'm assuming she knew how you looked before you tanned yourself.

How did folks around you react as you were tanning yourself?

  

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46. "all true"
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11. "My Dude.. *DEAD* ROTFL"
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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."

  

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22. "Oh no. Lol!"
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fuck you.

  

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25. "wow didn't see this one coming"
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33. "*archive*"
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this reply is legendary

  

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8. "back in 1995, I bought a girl some sz five Jordans and a"
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Guess watch granted back then they were only like 75 dollar for the kid size but still I bought her some shoes. I still laugh at that.

we broke up soon afterwards.


I see her occassionally through the city, she still fine as a mugfug..but she ended up doing a stretch in a psyche hospital for depression and suicide attempts after her sister died from an overdose.

in hindsight, I saw the spiral coming way before they (the symptoms) actually appeared.

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14. "Gave a chick a key to the spot, came home and her dog was in there"
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Oh, then I started letting the dog sleep on my bed because it was a use to sleeping with her.

Uuuugggga!


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18. "Took a cultural anthropology class in college that I did not need"
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And all I got was a C+ and a handjob

  

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19. "in HS, told a girl i LOVED roller coasters (not at all though)"
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of course, knowing my luck..she invites me to cedar point (midwest folk know) with her friends the VERY next weekend.

spent the whole day in total fear + every pic on the rides is of me praying hard af, eyes closed white knuckle gripped..or of me on a bench, face completely drained of all color.


i didnt throw up or soil my pants though (my boys were taking bets on what id do first)

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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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21. "lol! @ spent the whole day in total fear"
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>of course, knowing my luck..she invites me to cedar point
>(midwest folk know) with her friends the VERY next weekend.
>
>spent the whole day in total fear + every pic on the rides is
>of me praying hard af, eyes closed white knuckle gripped..or
>of me on a bench, face completely drained of all color.
>
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>i didnt throw up or soil my pants though (my boys were taking
>bets on what id do first)

  

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28. "LOL... that is the roller coaster capital"
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Thats like asking if you like weed and taking you to Amsterdam

  

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20. "traveled 30+ miles via public transportation to talk to a chick during"
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her lunch break
south philly to oxford valley mall in langhorne pa
multiple bus/train transfers and like a hour and half worth of riding
just to talk to a bidge during her lunch break at kahunaville
smh
i had debarge on repeat on the walkman though
listening to love me in no special way thinking about her ugly ass

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45. "important"
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>listening to love me in no special way thinking about her ugly
>ass

love me in -A- special way
your lyrics change the whole intent of the song

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Discuss

  

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23. "walked up a mountain. "
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Granted, it was Stone Mountain, but still a mountain!

She was older than me and when we got up top she said "not bad for someone who's pregnant!"

I had the sick face. Walked fast as hell back down the mountain.

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24. "damn!"
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26. "^^^"
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41. "Translate that for the non-ATL residents"
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is Stone Mountain a steep trail? Is the trail long?

  

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44. "assist"
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http://www.stonemountainpark.com/~/media/ParkContent/SMP_COM/Maps/PDFs/Stone%20Mountain%20Park%20-%20Cherokee%20Trail%20Map.ashx

  

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48. "If I'm reading that map correctly"
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that appears to be decent elevation, which means that's a pretty good lung burning workout, especially if you're not accustomed to that kind of height.


That was pretty impressive for a pregnant woman.

  

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52. "couple things"
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1. he walked up an actual mountain on a ____hunt
2. he was on a ____hunt following someone who was already pregnant

  

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27. "lmao"
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______
gnap.

  

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29. "lol, I woulda took the sky ride down and left her ass up there"
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30. "Ouch"
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31. "I'm Weak! ROTFL.... HA!"
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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4

  

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32. "lol"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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34. "lmao the story combined with the avy made it extra funny"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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35. "lmao"
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It's plenty of money to be made
from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared

  

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47. "this story is gold!"
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~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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56. "#Crine"
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36. "Wore clear nail polish for a few months...."
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...cause she said she thought it made a man's hands look neat.

And I got no traction out of the deal anyways.

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37. "MONTHS though? lol"
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what was your favorite brand among all those u tried?

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WarriorPoet415
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38. "maybe a month. Month and a half. "
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don't remember no brands though dude.....
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40. "stole a fake gold herringbone from Target."
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IG: amadu_me

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42. "My homey who "popped in" on a girl in another country"
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We were studying in Spain for the summer and my goofy friend fell hard for this local girl. They kicked it alot and I think he smashed towards the end of our stay. We leave the country and what does my goofy friend do? He decides to surprise her by going back and seeing her unannounced. He shows up at her doorstep and she is like what are you doing here?

He thought she would like the surprised but then he became painfully aware it was a summer fling that she entertained because she knew he would be leaving at the end of the program.

He hung with her a bit on the surprised visit but eventually got the hint and didn't even see her towards the end and just bounced.


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43. "Had the homie pretend to be Batman from Immature on the phone"
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I was ten though, so it shouldn't count.

I told the story before anyway.

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51. "I bet you could get him on the phone now. "
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But would that be a good thing?

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53. "Only for nostalgia!"
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55. "Get off my fuckin phone, Roger."
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54. "i went thru highschool w/girls askin me was I Batman from Immature. "
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LOL

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49. "Drove 3 hours MIA to Orlando, left at 9 pm"
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got to mickeytown at midnight

hit

left Orlando at 2 AM

Got back home at 5 am

went to work at 8:30 am

try that shit now, find me totaled on the 95

  

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50. "Don't matter... had sex"
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