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Topic subjectPost up all the crazy/facepalmable things you've done to get a girl
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12754969, Post up all the crazy/facepalmable things you've done to get a girl
Posted by Binladen, Wed Mar-18-15 08:25 AM
12754977, ok
Posted by Cenario, Wed Mar-18-15 08:28 AM
12754986, Moved to DC
Posted by MEAT, Wed Mar-18-15 08:31 AM
In my defense we'd been on/off for almost ten years. In retrospect though that was a bit foolish. But it worked out for the best.
12754987, I actually started tanning because this girl said she only dated dark skinned
Posted by Huey, Wed Mar-18-15 08:31 AM

brothas.
12754990, this reply ends the post.
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed Mar-18-15 08:34 AM
i'm not sure anything else will top it. haha
12755003, I was tan as hell tho. My front yard on a lawn chair frying in mid June.
Posted by Huey, Wed Mar-18-15 08:39 AM
12755009, hahaha
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed Mar-18-15 08:41 AM
12754993, ^^^ mount rushmore status
Posted by placee_22, Wed Mar-18-15 08:35 AM
12754995, oh
Posted by Cenario, Wed Mar-18-15 08:36 AM
12754996, Did you get the ass?
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-18-15 08:37 AM
12755006, *hangs head in shame*
Posted by Huey, Wed Mar-18-15 08:40 AM
12755011, OH NO!
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed Mar-18-15 08:42 AM
oh man. i'm sorry to hear that.
12755014, *gives you Good Will Hunting "It's not your fault" hug*
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-18-15 08:43 AM
12755022, LMAO!
Posted by CyrenYoung, Wed Mar-18-15 08:46 AM

*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...
12755027, man-tan down...
Posted by CyrenYoung, Wed Mar-18-15 08:49 AM

*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...
12755494, In retrospect
Posted by Numba_33, Wed Mar-18-15 01:46 PM
you'd have to admit it would be funny if that actually worked out. I'm assuming she knew how you looked before you tanned yourself.

How did folks around you react as you were tanning yourself?
12755654, all true
Posted by Huey, Wed Mar-18-15 03:29 PM
12755007, My Dude.. *DEAD* ROTFL
Posted by Case_One, Wed Mar-18-15 08:40 AM

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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
12755115, Oh no. Lol!
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Mar-18-15 10:01 AM
12755213, wow didn't see this one coming
Posted by Ashy Achilles, Wed Mar-18-15 11:01 AM
12755263, *archive*
Posted by Selah, Wed Mar-18-15 11:43 AM
this reply is legendary
12754998, back in 1995, I bought a girl some sz five Jordans and a
Posted by Fishgrease, Wed Mar-18-15 08:38 AM
Guess watch granted back then they were only like 75 dollar for the kid size but still I bought her some shoes. I still laugh at that.

we broke up soon afterwards.


I see her occassionally through the city, she still fine as a mugfug..but she ended up doing a stretch in a psyche hospital for depression and suicide attempts after her sister died from an overdose.

in hindsight, I saw the spiral coming way before they (the symptoms) actually appeared.

12755013, Gave a chick a key to the spot, came home and her dog was in there
Posted by Case_One, Wed Mar-18-15 08:42 AM
Oh, then I started letting the dog sleep on my bed because it was a use to sleeping with her.

Uuuugggga!


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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
12755037, Took a cultural anthropology class in college that I did not need
Posted by Amritsar, Wed Mar-18-15 09:00 AM
And all I got was a C+ and a handjob
12755046, in HS, told a girl i LOVED roller coasters (not at all though)
Posted by guru0509, Wed Mar-18-15 09:13 AM
of course, knowing my luck..she invites me to cedar point (midwest folk know) with her friends the VERY next weekend.

spent the whole day in total fear + every pic on the rides is of me praying hard af, eyes closed white knuckle gripped..or of me on a bench, face completely drained of all color.


i didnt throw up or soil my pants though (my boys were taking bets on what id do first)
12755054, lol! @ spent the whole day in total fear
Posted by Binladen, Wed Mar-18-15 09:17 AM
>of course, knowing my luck..she invites me to cedar point
>(midwest folk know) with her friends the VERY next weekend.
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>spent the whole day in total fear + every pic on the rides is
>of me praying hard af, eyes closed white knuckle gripped..or
>of me on a bench, face completely drained of all color.
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>i didnt throw up or soil my pants though (my boys were taking
>bets on what id do first)
12755232, LOL... that is the roller coaster capital
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Mar-18-15 11:19 AM
Thats like asking if you like weed and taking you to Amsterdam
12755053, traveled 30+ miles via public transportation to talk to a chick during
Posted by southphillyman, Wed Mar-18-15 09:17 AM
her lunch break
south philly to oxford valley mall in langhorne pa
multiple bus/train transfers and like a hour and half worth of riding
just to talk to a bidge during her lunch break at kahunaville
smh
i had debarge on repeat on the walkman though
listening to love me in no special way thinking about her ugly ass
12755632, important
Posted by Discuss, Wed Mar-18-15 03:10 PM

>listening to love me in no special way thinking about her ugly
>ass

love me in -A- special way
your lyrics change the whole intent of the song
12755125, walked up a mountain.
Posted by kingjerm78, Wed Mar-18-15 10:05 AM
Granted, it was Stone Mountain, but still a mountain!

She was older than me and when we got up top she said "not bad for someone who's pregnant!"

I had the sick face. Walked fast as hell back down the mountain.
12755151, damn!
Posted by Fishgrease, Wed Mar-18-15 10:23 AM
12755214, ^^^
Posted by Ashy Achilles, Wed Mar-18-15 11:02 AM
12755522, Translate that for the non-ATL residents
Posted by Numba_33, Wed Mar-18-15 02:03 PM
is Stone Mountain a steep trail? Is the trail long?
12755564, assist
Posted by Selah, Wed Mar-18-15 02:22 PM
http://www.stonemountainpark.com/~/media/ParkContent/SMP_COM/Maps/PDFs/Stone%20Mountain%20Park%20-%20Cherokee%20Trail%20Map.ashx
12755657, If I'm reading that map correctly
Posted by Numba_33, Wed Mar-18-15 03:32 PM
that appears to be decent elevation, which means that's a pretty good lung burning workout, especially if you're not accustomed to that kind of height.


That was pretty impressive for a pregnant woman.
12755781, couple things
Posted by Selah, Wed Mar-18-15 04:51 PM
1. he walked up an actual mountain on a ____hunt
2. he was on a ____hunt following someone who was already pregnant
12755215, lmao
Posted by latenitemix, Wed Mar-18-15 11:03 AM
12755236, lol, I woulda took the sky ride down and left her ass up there
Posted by placee_22, Wed Mar-18-15 11:21 AM
12755248, Ouch
Posted by Huey, Wed Mar-18-15 11:32 AM
12755255, I'm Weak! ROTFL.... HA!
Posted by Case_One, Wed Mar-18-15 11:36 AM

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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4
12755256, lol
Posted by Cenario, Wed Mar-18-15 11:36 AM
12755271, lmao the story combined with the avy made it extra funny
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Wed Mar-18-15 11:47 AM
12755279, lmao
Posted by queenie, Wed Mar-18-15 11:51 AM

It's plenty of money to be made
from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared
12755655, this story is gold!
Posted by initiationofplato, Wed Mar-18-15 03:31 PM
12756755, #Crine
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Thu Mar-19-15 03:23 PM
12755356, Wore clear nail polish for a few months....
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Wed Mar-18-15 12:37 PM
...cause she said she thought it made a man's hands look neat.

And I got no traction out of the deal anyways.

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cscpov.blogspot.com

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
12755398, MONTHS though? lol
Posted by guru0509, Wed Mar-18-15 12:59 PM


what was your favorite brand among all those u tried?
12755489, maybe a month. Month and a half.
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Wed Mar-18-15 01:44 PM
don't remember no brands though dude.....
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cscpov.blogspot.com

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
12755504, stole a fake gold herringbone from Target.
Posted by infin8, Wed Mar-18-15 01:53 PM
12755533, My homey who "popped in" on a girl in another country
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Mar-18-15 02:08 PM
We were studying in Spain for the summer and my goofy friend fell hard for this local girl. They kicked it alot and I think he smashed towards the end of our stay. We leave the country and what does my goofy friend do? He decides to surprise her by going back and seeing her unannounced. He shows up at her doorstep and she is like what are you doing here?

He thought she would like the surprised but then he became painfully aware it was a summer fling that she entertained because she knew he would be leaving at the end of the program.

He hung with her a bit on the surprised visit but eventually got the hint and didn't even see her towards the end and just bounced.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r
12755561, Had the homie pretend to be Batman from Immature on the phone
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Mar-18-15 02:21 PM
I was ten though, so it shouldn't count.

I told the story before anyway.
12755774, I bet you could get him on the phone now.
Posted by MEAT, Wed Mar-18-15 04:43 PM
But would that be a good thing?
12755796, Only for nostalgia!
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Mar-18-15 05:07 PM
12756472, Get off my fuckin phone, Roger.
Posted by JFrost1117, Thu Mar-19-15 12:55 PM
12756314, i went thru highschool w/girls askin me was I Batman from Immature.
Posted by Fishgrease, Thu Mar-19-15 10:47 AM
LOL

12755768, Drove 3 hours MIA to Orlando, left at 9 pm
Posted by j., Wed Mar-18-15 04:40 PM
got to mickeytown at midnight

hit

left Orlando at 2 AM

Got back home at 5 am

went to work at 8:30 am

try that shit now, find me totaled on the 95
12755772, Don't matter... had sex
Posted by MEAT, Wed Mar-18-15 04:42 PM