"What's the last rap line that made you legit LOL?"
No matter how old or new. I was at the gym this morning listening to Pandora and a Dilla song came on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVYza0NiWuU. Dude had a line where he said "I stay to the beat while bonin em'...whole body blingin like 3PO, nigga" shit caught me off guard to the point where I laughed loud enough to hear myself laugh over the music. So dumb. Redman has a ton of em, too.
when I threw the rifle in the river, it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson
8. "Actually It Was A Whole Song: Chief Keef" In response to Reply # 0
Never heard any of his music...matter a fact, my intro to his existence came from OKP.
My wife's best friend had a baby shower in Queens. We walk in there with my son, and I see a rack of chicks, and her pregnant BFF chilling...and then she turns up the volume on this song:
A SNITCH N***A! THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE!!
And I just start cracking up...my 2 year old son is looking at me like this doesn't sound like what you usually play in the car...I was like who the eff is this? Over and over that chorus was playing, and I couldn't stop laughing.
The whole image of 12 women, 2 of them pregnant hanging up pink balloons with Dora the Explorer decorations, singing to this was just hilarious. The girls husband was cracking up too at how blantantly inappropriate the song was.
29. "'but he gotta eat the booty like groceries'" In response to Reply # 0
aight i know its not a rhyme but that shit dead had me cracking up with tears when i heard it. i'd seen people making jokes about the line on twitter but i didn't know where it was from then one day a lil while after it came out i was like let me listen to this new omarion song and when jhene aiko said that shit i cried laughing. like real tears dropped.
35. "Devin The Dude -Just Because" In response to Reply # 0
I reach for your feet, or something that I could rope up Tie to you to a motorcycle, start jumpin' ramps, doin' donuts I'll take you climbin' to the mountaintop Trip you and watch you drop from rock to rock