"What's the last rap line that made you legit LOL?"
No matter how old or new. I was at the gym this morning listening to Pandora and a Dilla song came on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVYza0NiWuU. Dude had a line where he said "I stay to the beat while bonin em'...whole body blingin like 3PO, nigga" shit caught me off guard to the point where I laughed loud enough to hear myself laugh over the music. So dumb. Redman has a ton of em, too.
...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft
19. "Yea there were a lot of lines that made me laugh on that album." In response to Reply # 6
Royce is hilarious on the mic. He's one of my longtime favorites.
"Then a car pulls up on the side of me an attractive woman is in it eyein' me tryna get my attention. But I just play the victim, like 'what do you want from me?!?' then I pull off, like errrrrr!'
Cracked me up.
Also,
"I'm sendin' my killas to the stove for Patron and danish my n**** my n**** I would, go get it myself, but I'm famous"
8. "Actually It Was A Whole Song: Chief Keef" In response to Reply # 0
Never heard any of his music...matter a fact, my intro to his existence came from OKP.
My wife's best friend had a baby shower in Queens. We walk in there with my son, and I see a rack of chicks, and her pregnant BFF chilling...and then she turns up the volume on this song:
A SNITCH N***A! THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE!!
And I just start cracking up...my 2 year old son is looking at me like this doesn't sound like what you usually play in the car...I was like who the eff is this? Over and over that chorus was playing, and I couldn't stop laughing.
The whole image of 12 women, 2 of them pregnant hanging up pink balloons with Dora the Explorer decorations, singing to this was just hilarious. The girls husband was cracking up too at how blantantly inappropriate the song was.
9. "RE: What's the last rap line that made you legit LOL?" In response to Reply # 0
'94, on my retro kick before I let you let go clips I'll let Michael Jordan be my stylist
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
29. "'but he gotta eat the booty like groceries'" In response to Reply # 0
aight i know its not a rhyme but that shit dead had me cracking up with tears when i heard it. i'd seen people making jokes about the line on twitter but i didn't know where it was from then one day a lil while after it came out i was like let me listen to this new omarion song and when jhene aiko said that shit i cried laughing. like real tears dropped.
35. "Devin The Dude -Just Because" In response to Reply # 0
I reach for your feet, or something that I could rope up Tie to you to a motorcycle, start jumpin' ramps, doin' donuts I'll take you climbin' to the mountaintop Trip you and watch you drop from rock to rock
41. "Niggas don't care if you live or die they happier that Marbury home..." In response to Reply # 0
I was done off that one
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43. ""i come at your team and fuck shit up/i'm David Moyes"" In response to Reply # 0 Tue Mar-17-15 10:05 PM by PROMO
said by grime emcee Stormzy.
i lol'd this morning when i heard it for the first time because i'm a Manchester United fan and Moyes notoriously fucked up the team last year in his one and only year as manager of the club.
just didn't expect that and made me think that for rappers around the world the relevant references that make their punchlines good can be so widely different from here in the U.S.
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46. "That new Mystikal and Mark Ronson "Feel right"" In response to Reply # 0
So many lines on there. Seeing it live on SNL made it even funnier.
The lines themselves were comedy, such as rhyming hip muscle with lip muscles...then talkin bout little muscles. But his animated ass delivery seals it all
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