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"What's the last rap line that made you legit LOL?"


          

No matter how old or new. I was at the gym this morning listening to Pandora and a Dilla song came on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVYza0NiWuU. Dude had a line where he said "I stay to the beat while bonin em'...whole body blingin like 3PO, nigga" shit caught me off guard to the point where I laughed loud enough to hear myself laugh over the music. So dumb. Redman has a ton of em, too.

when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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I’m done I'll hit you up maña...nah!
Mar 16th 2015
1
very few. Kanye has a bunch that make me smh and grin. but J. Cole's
Mar 16th 2015
2
lol...that's good
Mar 16th 2015
3
You a fake Denzel like the Allstate n**ga - K. West
Mar 16th 2015
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lol yup
Mar 16th 2015
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that in luv with the coco shit
Mar 16th 2015
5
the only time a bitch has made a man a millionaire....
Mar 16th 2015
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RE: the only time a bitch has made a man a millionaire....
Mar 16th 2015
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Yea there were a lot of lines that made me laugh on that album.
Mar 16th 2015
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      WHAT DOOO YOUUUU WAAAANT FRRROOMM MEEEEEE!?!?!
Mar 17th 2015
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the entire catalog of Papoose
Mar 16th 2015
7
Reading the word "Nacirema"
Mar 16th 2015
26
He says a lot of hilarious shit for a guy who seems to have NO sense of
Mar 17th 2015
37
Actually It Was A Whole Song: Chief Keef
Mar 16th 2015
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RE: What's the last rap line that made you legit LOL?
Mar 16th 2015
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"use it as a tool and I bruise deep - hit the lottery, ooh-wee"
Mar 16th 2015
10
I ask them who is it, they say room service,
Mar 16th 2015
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's dumb as hell. I just lol'd at work
Mar 16th 2015
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Most verses by Royce 5'9
Mar 16th 2015
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Hah yep.
Mar 16th 2015
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"never fuck with skinny bitches / cause our ribs will rub together"
Mar 16th 2015
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"All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter" or "you gon make them eggs......
Mar 16th 2015
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Computers 'Putin'
Mar 16th 2015
18
Madagascar titties
Mar 16th 2015
20
...And I still use Yahoo because we both got attachment issues
Mar 16th 2015
22
that song is awesome
Mar 16th 2015
23
Killer Mike's Don Sterling bars on Lie Cheat Steal...
Mar 16th 2015
24
Stank pussy smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos....
Mar 16th 2015
25
I sit on the end at the movies and let my feet stick out.
Mar 16th 2015
27
Ha! That's a great line.
Mar 16th 2015
28
'but he gotta eat the booty like groceries'
Mar 16th 2015
29
"the 44 is chrome with the long nose, call it Ginobilli"
Mar 16th 2015
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Put my dick on her nose now she look like Pippen
Mar 17th 2015
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^^^^ The "dance dance revolution" line also makes me lol as well
Mar 17th 2015
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"I hope ya titties all saggy in your early 20's" - Chance The Rapper
Mar 17th 2015
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CHAIN HANG CHAIN HANG TO MY DANG-A-LANG
Mar 17th 2015
34
Devin The Dude -Just Because
Mar 17th 2015
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Sheek - "On the 10th floor looking over Paris, my neighbors all embarass...
Mar 17th 2015
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from danny brown and tony yayo's album
Mar 17th 2015
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Probably something Action Bronson said nm
Mar 17th 2015
40
Niggas don't care if you live or die they happier that Marbury home...
Mar 17th 2015
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"Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer...
Mar 17th 2015
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such nasty wordplay
Mar 18th 2015
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"i come at your team and fuck shit up/i'm David Moyes"
Mar 17th 2015
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"you a fake denzel like the allstate nigga"
Mar 18th 2015
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That new Mystikal and Mark Ronson "Feel right"
Mar 18th 2015
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Kendrick: I'm fucked up(drunk), but not as fucked up as you
Mar 18th 2015
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1. "I’m done I'll hit you up maña...nah!"
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its so fucking bratty i cant help but laugh when i hear it

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2. "very few. Kanye has a bunch that make me smh and grin. but J. Cole's"
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"Higher": "You caught him down in Memphis cheating like Calipari"

sh*t made me spit out my drink the first time i heard it. so simple, but still.

its also funny that the song got censored later once Cal and Hov became homies or whatever.

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3. "lol...that's good"
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when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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4. "You a fake Denzel like the Allstate n**ga - K. West"
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The song was blah...but I bust out laughing at that.

Streets won't let me chill.

  

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11. "lol yup"
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5. "that in luv with the coco shit "
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6. "the only time a bitch has made a man a millionaire...."
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is when that man was a former billionaire.
how trill is that?

Royce off the Pryhme. i was like....damn.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

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17. "RE: the only time a bitch has made a man a millionaire...."
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Yeah that was a cold line!!

  

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19. "Yea there were a lot of lines that made me laugh on that album."
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Royce is hilarious on the mic. He's one of my longtime favorites.

"Then a car pulls up on the side of me
an attractive woman is in it eyein' me
tryna get my attention.
But I just play the victim,
like 'what do you want from me?!?'
then I pull off, like errrrrr!'

Cracked me up.

Also,

"I'm sendin' my killas to the stove for Patron and danish
my n**** my n**** I would, go get it myself, but I'm famous"

Many more.

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32. "WHAT DOOO YOUUUU WAAAANT FRRROOMM MEEEEEE!?!?!"
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that shit was hilarious too.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

  

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7. "the entire catalog of Papoose"
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26. "Reading the word "Nacirema""
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37. "He says a lot of hilarious shit for a guy who seems to have NO sense of "
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humor. I really want to believe he's in on it.

He got blocks from BK to Parsons, why he got so many blocks, is that Rodman??? "Gettin' Gwap"

Why would I pay another man to watch my back, when i could turn around real fast and pop that mac? "In The Bushes"

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8. "Actually It Was A Whole Song: Chief Keef"
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Never heard any of his music...matter a fact, my intro to his existence came from OKP.

My wife's best friend had a baby shower in Queens. We walk in there with my son, and I see a rack of chicks, and her pregnant BFF chilling...and then she turns up the volume on this song:

A SNITCH N***A! THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE!!

And I just start cracking up...my 2 year old son is looking at me like this doesn't sound like what you usually play in the car...I was like who the eff is this? Over and over that chorus was playing, and I couldn't stop laughing.

The whole image of 12 women, 2 of them pregnant hanging up pink balloons with Dora the Explorer decorations, singing to this was just hilarious. The girls husband was cracking up too at how blantantly inappropriate the song was.

  

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9. "RE: What's the last rap line that made you legit LOL?"
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'94, on my retro kick before I let you let go clips
I'll let Michael Jordan be my stylist

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  

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10. ""use it as a tool and I bruise deep - hit the lottery, ooh-wee""
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Eminem

  

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12. "I ask them who is it, they say room service, "
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Give me one minute, she gettin' a womb service" -2 Chainz.

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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

  

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13. "LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's dumb as hell. I just lol'd at work"
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it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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14. "Most verses by Royce 5'9"
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21. "Hah yep."
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Glad he's getting some due in here. Dude has a way with funny words on the mic. On top of his rare skill level.

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15. ""never fuck with skinny bitches / cause our ribs will rub together""
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100s

  

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16. ""All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter" or "you gon make them eggs......"
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"cheesy with them grits or nah?"

"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"

  

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20. "Madagascar titties"
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To.this.day!

  

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22. "...And I still use Yahoo because we both got attachment issues"
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© Open Mike Eagle

  

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23. "that song is awesome"
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and almost every song that samples that isley song is also awesome

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25. "Stank pussy smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos...."
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Danny Brown - Monopoly

  

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28. "Ha! That's a great line."
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29. "'but he gotta eat the booty like groceries'"
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aight i know its not a rhyme but that shit dead had me cracking up with tears when i heard it.
i'd seen people making jokes about the line on twitter but i didn't know where it was from
then one day a lil while after it came out i was like let me listen to this new omarion song
and when jhene aiko said that shit i cried laughing. like real tears dropped.

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30. ""the 44 is chrome with the long nose, call it Ginobilli""
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© Marci

I guffawed

  

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31. "Put my dick on her nose now she look like Pippen"
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Danny Brown

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36. "^^^^ The "dance dance revolution" line also makes me lol as well"
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>Danny Brown


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33. ""I hope ya titties all saggy in your early 20's" - Chance The Rapper"
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I'm still laughin

  

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I laugh every time.

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35. "Devin The Dude -Just Because"
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I reach for your feet, or something that I could rope up
Tie to you to a motorcycle, start jumpin' ramps, doin' donuts
I'll take you climbin' to the mountaintop
Trip you and watch you drop from rock to rock

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38. "Sheek - "On the 10th floor looking over Paris, my neighbors all embarass..."
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cuz I'm ass naked watching the clock, He hating, but his wife steady watching my cock"

Wu-Block "Different Time Zones"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44g0NU_gDo

Ghost bodied the verse before his, and the beat is hard is hell so that makes it even funnier & more random.

  

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39. "from danny brown and tony yayo's album"
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"sittin’ in the truck, like what’s up
With somethin’ that could make Tony Starks bankrupt
Pawnin’ Iron Man suits for like a hundred bucks"



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40. "Probably something Action Bronson said nm"
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41. "Niggas don't care if you live or die they happier that Marbury home..."
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I was done off that one

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42. ""Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer..."
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Stole your mama's Acura,
wrecked it, and sold it back to her"

Heard this freestyle again recently, laughed, and was reminded of how lovable Eminem was early on in his career.

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Dstl1
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44. "such nasty wordplay"
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when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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43. ""i come at your team and fuck shit up/i'm David Moyes""
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said by grime emcee Stormzy.

i lol'd this morning when i heard it for the first time because i'm a Manchester United fan and Moyes notoriously fucked up the team last year in his one and only year as manager of the club.

just didn't expect that and made me think that for rappers around the world the relevant references that make their punchlines good can be so widely different from here in the U.S.

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45. ""you a fake denzel like the allstate nigga""
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46. "That new Mystikal and Mark Ronson "Feel right""
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So many lines on there. Seeing it live on SNL made it even funnier.

The lines themselves were comedy, such as rhyming hip muscle with lip muscles...then talkin bout little muscles. But his animated ass delivery seals it all

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47. "Kendrick: I'm fucked up(drunk), but not as fucked up as you"
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not sure why but that shit made me laugh out loud....


  

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