No matter how old or new. I was at the gym this morning listening to Pandora and a Dilla song came on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVYza0NiWuU. Dude had a line where he said "I stay to the beat while bonin em'...whole body blingin like 3PO, nigga" shit caught me off guard to the point where I laughed loud enough to hear myself laugh over the music. So dumb. Redman has a ton of em, too.

its so fucking bratty i cant help but laugh when i hear it

"Higher": "You caught him down in Memphis cheating like Calipari"

sh*t made me spit out my drink the first time i heard it. so simple, but still.

its also funny that the song got censored later once Cal and Hov became homies or whatever.

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The song was blah...but I bust out laughing at that.

is when that man was a former billionaire.
how trill is that?

Royce off the Pryhme. i was like....damn.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

Yeah that was a cold line!!

Royce is hilarious on the mic. He's one of my longtime favorites.

"Then a car pulls up on the side of me
an attractive woman is in it eyein' me
tryna get my attention.
But I just play the victim,
like 'what do you want from me?!?'
then I pull off, like errrrrr!'

Cracked me up.

Also,

"I'm sendin' my killas to the stove for Patron and danish
my n**** my n**** I would, go get it myself, but I'm famous"

Many more.

that shit was hilarious too.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

humor. I really want to believe he's in on it.

He got blocks from BK to Parsons, why he got so many blocks, is that Rodman??? "Gettin' Gwap"

Why would I pay another man to watch my back, when i could turn around real fast and pop that mac? "In The Bushes"

Let my love slide in and never slip out

Never heard any of his music...matter a fact, my intro to his existence came from OKP.

My wife's best friend had a baby shower in Queens. We walk in there with my son, and I see a rack of chicks, and her pregnant BFF chilling...and then she turns up the volume on this song:

A SNITCH N***A! THAT'S THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE!!

And I just start cracking up...my 2 year old son is looking at me like this doesn't sound like what you usually play in the car...I was like who the eff is this? Over and over that chorus was playing, and I couldn't stop laughing.

The whole image of 12 women, 2 of them pregnant hanging up pink balloons with Dora the Explorer decorations, singing to this was just hilarious. The girls husband was cracking up too at how blantantly inappropriate the song was.

'94, on my retro kick before I let you let go clips
I'll let Michael Jordan be my stylist

Eminem

Give me one minute, she gettin' a womb service" -2 Chainz.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

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Glad he's getting some due in here. Dude has a way with funny words on the mic. On top of his rare skill level.

100s

"cheesy with them grits or nah?"

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To.this.day!

© Open Mike Eagle

and almost every song that samples that isley song is also awesome

Danny Brown - Monopoly

Any nigga with a problem get his teeth chipped out. Guilty - Strapped

aight i know its not a rhyme but that shit dead had me cracking up with tears when i heard it.
i'd seen people making jokes about the line on twitter but i didn't know where it was from
then one day a lil while after it came out i was like let me listen to this new omarion song
and when jhene aiko said that shit i cried laughing. like real tears dropped.

© Marci

I guffawed

Danny Brown

>Danny Brown


Let my love slide in and never slip out

I'm still laughin

I laugh every time.

I reach for your feet, or something that I could rope up
Tie to you to a motorcycle, start jumpin' ramps, doin' donuts
I'll take you climbin' to the mountaintop
Trip you and watch you drop from rock to rock

cuz I'm ass naked watching the clock, He hating, but his wife steady watching my cock"

Wu-Block "Different Time Zones"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44g0NU_gDo

Ghost bodied the verse before his, and the beat is hard is hell so that makes it even funnier & more random.

"sittin’ in the truck, like what’s up
With somethin’ that could make Tony Starks bankrupt
Pawnin’ Iron Man suits for like a hundred bucks"



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"This is the streets, and I am the trap." � Jay Bilas
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Hip Hop Handbook: http://tinyurl.com/ll4kzz

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I was done off that one

Stole your mama's Acura,
wrecked it, and sold it back to her"

Heard this freestyle again recently, laughed, and was reminded of how lovable Eminem was early on in his career.

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said by grime emcee Stormzy.

i lol'd this morning when i heard it for the first time because i'm a Manchester United fan and Moyes notoriously fucked up the team last year in his one and only year as manager of the club.

just didn't expect that and made me think that for rappers around the world the relevant references that make their punchlines good can be so widely different from here in the U.S.

So many lines on there. Seeing it live on SNL made it even funnier.

The lines themselves were comedy, such as rhyming hip muscle with lip muscles...then talkin bout little muscles. But his animated ass delivery seals it all

not sure why but that shit made me laugh out loud....