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Buddy_Gilapagos
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"What would you do if you ran into your father-n-law at a Whorehouse?"
Wed Mar-04-15 07:34 PM by Buddy_Gilapagos

  

          

A couple of assumptions:

1. You don't like your father-n-law and he doesn't like you all that much.
2. Your wife adores her father and is constantly comparing you to him.


I guess I should make clear that this is completely a hypothetical. I've been thinking about it ever since seeing it on Mad Men.

I think it should be a question in a google interview or on a personality test because I think your answer says so much about what type of person you are.

  

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I would understand
Mar 04th 2015
1
I'd be on that Grandpa Abe Simpson GIF shit
Mar 04th 2015
2
pretty much the exact situation from the maison derrier (sp), really
Mar 04th 2015
3
i'd do what i went there to do.
Mar 04th 2015
4
call him black??
Mar 04th 2015
5
ain't nothin i can do. imma get on him for being somewhere where
Mar 05th 2015
6
yup... unspoken words like a muhhhfukka
Mar 05th 2015
7
right. if anything it'd give us a reason to bond.
Mar 05th 2015
8
it's the little things that make family ties so special
Mar 05th 2015
20
      Lol
Mar 05th 2015
24
that works if the dude is still married to your girl's mother
Mar 05th 2015
11
      Yup, this is the crucial factor
Mar 05th 2015
17
i have an answer as it pertains to me, and i also have a question
Mar 05th 2015
9
exactly
Mar 05th 2015
12
.
Mar 05th 2015
16
Yes he is married to your MIL
Mar 05th 2015
27
      then that would be a secret we both take to our graves.
Mar 05th 2015
48
I'mma hit him up for some $ for the 2 girl action
Mar 05th 2015
10
wait do they still have whorehouses/brothels in these days?
Mar 05th 2015
13
they're "massage parlors" and "bodywork spas" now
Mar 05th 2015
14
I saw a sign advertising $10 bodywork in Flushing.
Mar 05th 2015
18
$10 is probably a foot massage
Mar 05th 2015
21
      ah ha!
Mar 05th 2015
25
           handjob n/m
Mar 05th 2015
34
                not for no $10 at a massage parlor.
Mar 05th 2015
36
                     I don't know personally, I'm only going by what I've been told
Mar 05th 2015
38
                          not here for dis
Mar 05th 2015
40
                               LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 05th 2015
43
                               I didn't think so ;oP
Mar 06th 2015
57
                               lolol
Mar 10th 2015
59
i read your sig "here for dis" and it instantly adds OOMPH to your
Mar 05th 2015
19
yeah, they just spell it different
Mar 05th 2015
15
Hellz yeah. Mostly outside the USA though.
Mar 05th 2015
23
Ask if Lola was working tonight and if he warmed her up for me
Mar 05th 2015
22
this reminds me of the time i ran into my boy at a short stay spot
Mar 05th 2015
26
Let me Complicate the Facts: You've been caught out there by your SO
Mar 05th 2015
28
hell no you don't tell your s.o.
Mar 05th 2015
29
But it might be helpful for her to know that no man is perfect. imjustsa...
Mar 05th 2015
31
      if she don't know that already, i woulda been left. All you gonna do is
Mar 05th 2015
32
no b/c she won't believe me
Mar 05th 2015
41
Would it change your answer if you could prove it?
Mar 05th 2015
51
      no.
Mar 06th 2015
53
fuck no you don't tell it. this is man shit. we don't do that;.
Mar 05th 2015
49
The answer to this question is most often no...don't tell shit
Mar 10th 2015
60
"You never saw me, I never saw you"
Mar 05th 2015
30
I would be like "What the hell are you doing here pops.
Mar 05th 2015
33
^^^^Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. F*cking Brilliant.
Mar 05th 2015
35
Oh why am i in my underwear with 2 fine brazillian women on my arms?
Mar 05th 2015
37
that dog won't hunt.
Mar 05th 2015
42
I was going in to catch him the act...i planned on catching him
Mar 05th 2015
44
      naw.
Mar 05th 2015
45
           it's a whore house. common sense was left at the door.
Mar 05th 2015
46
                but not discretion.
Mar 05th 2015
47
                     It wouldn't take that much to catch someone in a lie
Mar 05th 2015
50
                          'The same thing you were doing'.
Mar 06th 2015
54
                               Exactly. It's mutually assured destruction. I just think that there
Mar 06th 2015
55
You can tell this guy is married lol
Mar 06th 2015
58
I ran into my uncle(my aunt's husband) at a swingers club once...
Mar 05th 2015
39
well shit, he's divorced *shrug*
Mar 05th 2015
52
Either nod and it's understood not to ever mention this, or...
Mar 06th 2015
56

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1. "I would understand"
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2. "I'd be on that Grandpa Abe Simpson GIF shit"
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3. "pretty much the exact situation from the maison derrier (sp), really"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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4. "i'd do what i went there to do."
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and then i'd leave after i finished.

fuck you.

  

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5. "call him black??"
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6. "ain't nothin i can do. imma get on him for being somewhere where"
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i also am? and he judging me for being somewhere where his was at too?

makes no sense...

but if he sees me, i'll lock eyes with him

and the next time i see him in another space

i'll lock eyes with him again. and at that moment, there will be an understanding between us...

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7. "yup... unspoken words like a muhhhfukka"
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8. "right. if anything it'd give us a reason to bond."
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we have something in common - we like whores. and possibly a shared secret - we're adulterers and whoremongers.

fuck you.

  

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20. "it's the little things that make family ties so special"
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24. "Lol"
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fuck you.

  

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11. "that works if the dude is still married to your girl's mother"
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if not, all bets are off.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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17. "Yup, this is the crucial factor"
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9. "i have an answer as it pertains to me, and i also have a question"
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for the hypothetical situation.

first, if i saw my FIL at a whorehouse, we'd probably sip some bourbon, smoke a cig and rap about it. my man likes to talk. i honestly don't see him being mad/pissed/whatever with me, cause he a cool ass dude and i feel like he'd just get it. nothin' i can say to him, he's a single dude, so he's free to do what he wants. i'm the one married to his daughter, and while he'd probably be a little disappointed at first, i don't know. maybe not.*

now the question for the scenario: is the FIL married also? and if so, is he married to your MIL? i think the answers to these questions would frame the perspective a bit.

*edit* as i reread this, i downplayed the potential for him to also be completely pissed at me. yes, there is also the possibility of that, and shit that could very well be his reaction. but i don't really think it'd be like that.

  

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12. "exactly"
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>
>now the question for the scenario: is the FIL married also?
>and if so, is he married to your MIL? i think the answers to
>these questions would frame the perspective a bit.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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16. "."
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Thu Mar-05-15 09:27 AM by SoWhat

  

          

Z

fuck you.

  

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27. "Yes he is married to your MIL"
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He is in the same boat as you (not single).


I need to complicate this further. See my additional info below.



>for the hypothetical situation.
>
>first, if i saw my FIL at a whorehouse, we'd probably sip some
>bourbon, smoke a cig and rap about it. my man likes to talk.
>i honestly don't see him being mad/pissed/whatever with me,
>cause he a cool ass dude and i feel like he'd just get it.
>nothin' i can say to him, he's a single dude, so he's free to
>do what he wants. i'm the one married to his daughter, and
>while he'd probably be a little disappointed at first, i don't
>know. maybe not.*
>
>now the question for the scenario: is the FIL married also?
>and if so, is he married to your MIL? i think the answers to
>these questions would frame the perspective a bit.
>
>*edit* as i reread this, i downplayed the potential for him
>to also be completely pissed at me. yes, there is also the
>possibility of that, and shit that could very well be his
>reaction. but i don't really think it'd be like that.


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48. "then that would be a secret we both take to our graves."
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and reminisce about over some bourbon. haha

  

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10. "I'mma hit him up for some $ for the 2 girl action"
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13. "wait do they still have whorehouses/brothels in these days?"
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besides like out nevada?

prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

  

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14. "they're "massage parlors" and "bodywork spas" now"
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here for dis.

  

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18. "I saw a sign advertising $10 bodywork in Flushing."
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I couldnt think of anything they could do to my body that'd be worth $10.

Hand job?

fuck you.

  

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21. "$10 is probably a foot massage"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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25. "ah ha!"
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Thanks. I couldn't think of any service worth only $10. That makes sense.

fuck you.

  

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34. "handjob n/m"
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here for dis.

  

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36. "not for no $10 at a massage parlor."
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You paying at least $25 to get in the door for 30 mins.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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38. "I don't know personally, I'm only going by what I've been told"
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is your experience personal or are you going by what you've been told as well?

here for dis.

  

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40. "not here for dis"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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43. "LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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57. "I didn't think so ;oP"
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here for dis.

  

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59. "lolol"
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-------------------
I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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19. "i read your sig "here for dis" and it instantly adds OOMPH to your"
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replies when i read it as part of the reply and not a separate thought...


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15. "yeah, they just spell it different "
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S.P.A.

  

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23. "Hellz yeah. Mostly outside the USA though. "
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But even here - absolutely. Most of the women working in them are caught up in sex trafficking. Most are immigrants here without papers who are working to get their papers or to bring family over or to pay a debt or a host of other illegal/exploitive shit.

fuck you.

  

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22. "Ask if Lola was working tonight and if he warmed her up for me"
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26. "this reminds me of the time i ran into my boy at a short stay spot"
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like this was my closest boy...I was with a girl i had been feeeling for a long time but she had a fiance and my boy had a girl but he was with a shorty he had been digging for a minute as well. Bc of that, neither of us had known the other was handling their business in that manner. When we passed each other in the hall, we was mad happy for each other, giving congratulatory daps and everything lol.

The girl i was with was pissed but we were done anyway so it was all good haha.

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28. "Let me Complicate the Facts: You've been caught out there by your SO"
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And you all have been beefing alot and she keeps comparing you to her father who she says will never do something like that.

You know if you spill the beans on your FiL it would crush your SO and probably destroy you in-laws marriage.

Do you tell it!?!?!?





>A couple of assumptions:
>
>1. You don't like your father-n-law and he doesn't like you
>all that much.
>2. Your wife adores her father and is constantly comparing
>you to him.
>
>
>I guess I should make clear that this is completely a
>hypothetical. I've been thinking about it ever since seeing
>it on Mad Men.
>
>I think it should be a question in a google interview or on a
>personality test because I think your answer says so much
>about what type of person you are.
>


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29. "hell no you don't tell your s.o."
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that ain't gonna have no bearing on your relationship with her, your messing up her relationship with her pops and their marriage aka causing more problems for yourself.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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31. "But it might be helpful for her to know that no man is perfect. imjustsa..."
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32. "if she don't know that already, i woulda been left. All you gonna do is"
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crash her world. It ain't gonna put 'you' in a better light.

let her stay in the bubble she wanna live in. I just won't be a part of it.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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41. "no b/c she won't believe me "
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since it'd appear i'd said that to save myself. and he's likely to deny it if she confronts him.

i have no proof so i wouldn't go there.

fuck you.

  

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51. "Would it change your answer if you could prove it?"
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53. "no."
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fuck you.

  

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49. "fuck no you don't tell it. this is man shit. we don't do that;."
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60. "The answer to this question is most often no...don't tell shit"
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Throwing another man's name in the dirt will never get yours clean...why fuck up their relationship? It won't save yours.

If I remember correctly Pete Campbell spilled the beans out of spite but it didn't save his marriage any. It pulled them further apart and she didn't believe him.

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>Do you tell it!?!?!?
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>>A couple of assumptions:
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>>1. You don't like your father-n-law and he doesn't like you
>>all that much.
>>2. Your wife adores her father and is constantly comparing
>>you to him.
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>>I guess I should make clear that this is completely a
>>hypothetical. I've been thinking about it ever since seeing
>>it on Mad Men.
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>>I think it should be a question in a google interview or on
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>>personality test because I think your answer says so much
>>about what type of person you are.
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30. ""You never saw me, I never saw you""
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It goes without saying. Neither party can rat out the other without incriminating himself. If anyone talks, then you have 'mutual assured destruction'. The problem solves itself very cleanly.

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33. "I would be like "What the hell are you doing here pops."
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So and so told me you be coming here but i didn't want to believe it. He was going to tell your wife. I said let me see for myself before you do anything and so I followed you. I'm disgusted by your actions, but i'm sure there's a way we can work this out."

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35. "^^^^Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. F*cking Brilliant. "
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37. "Oh why am i in my underwear with 2 fine brazillian women on my arms?"
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because i was trying to blend in and Andressa's ass makes for a wonderful hiding spot, duh.

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42. "that dog won't hunt."
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b/c you could've just waited OUTSIDE to bust him. you didn't need to go inside the brothel to get the confirmation.

fuck you.

  

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44. "I was going in to catch him the act...i planned on catching him"
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On video but he saw me before I had a chance to bust him.

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45. "naw."
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ya can't sell that story to anyone w/common sense.

unless you'd made an arrangement w/the brothel to set up video equipment in a specific location where FIL would commit his dirty deed such that you could video record it. you'd need someone from the brothel to confirm that arrangement. b/c no one will believe you'd planned to video record him w/o the brothel's agreement b/c brothel's are pretty big on protecting the identities of their clients and workers. a brothel that can't offer discretion won't last long. plus if you run around a brothel snapping pix w/o permission you're likely to get yourself fucked up by a burly bouncer if not arrested by police. ppl know this - they see it in movies and on tv.

no one will buy that.

fuck you.

  

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46. "it's a whore house. common sense was left at the door."
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47. "but not discretion."
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and everyone knows that brothels don't allow pix to be taken.

they won't buy your story.

besides - you had enough to bust FIL when he went IN the brothel. you didn't need to get pix or video of what he was doing.

keep in mind, FIL is going to be contesting everything you say. and his story is going to make much more sense - he was in there to fuck and so were you. that's believable. your story isn't. he's likely to be found more credible.

fuck you.

  

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50. "It wouldn't take that much to catch someone in a lie"
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Hey FiL, tell your daughter what you were doing last saturday night?

70% of mofos would fall apart under scrutiny.

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54. "'The same thing you were doing'."
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'Tell my daughter how you know what I was doing last Saturday night.'

'Better idea, son in law, let's tell her that funny story about the time we ran into each other a whore house.'

it's a powder keg waiting to explode in the son in law's face.

i've actually been in a similar situation at a bathhouse. i was in there and was all worried about who'd see me while i was there. and then i did see some ppl i knew - casual friends who like to gossip, even. and i realized that they had nothing on me b/c they were in there too. anything they said i had a perfect comeback. in that moment i understood why i'd not heard any gossip about so-and-so being in the bathhouse. b/c how did the reporting person know unless they were in there too? so what shade could they throw?

same thing here. the father and son in law have nothing on each other. they might as well bond over it.

fuck you.

  

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55. "Exactly. It's mutually assured destruction. I just think that there"
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are some people who would do it just to prove a point or win an argument.


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58. "You can tell this guy is married lol"
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Got a well thought out response and everything

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39. "I ran into my uncle(my aunt's husband) at a swingers club once..."
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I just looked at and smiled and said "Whatup Unc!", dapped him on and went on about my business, I assume he did too

"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"

  

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52. "well shit, he's divorced *shrug*"
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56. "Either nod and it's understood not to ever mention this, or..."
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...we start planning "father & son" trips together to Brazil, the DR, etc.

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