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MEAT
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"You have 1hr to lose the most Facebook friends possible. What do you do?"
Wed Feb-04-15 03:29 PM by MEAT

  

          

Go.

I think I'd go hard at embarrassing my fiancé, then alienate all of her friends. I'd then move on to all my high school people that I'm not that cool with, but that would take almost individual time.

I think I'd be stuck with my family though. They ignore a lot of shit I say.

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unfriend them.
Feb 04th 2015
1
Lose, not drop. Damn lawyers.
Feb 04th 2015
2
      delete my account.
Feb 04th 2015
Easy. Dic Pic.
Feb 04th 2015
3
Will that pass the filter?
Feb 04th 2015
4
^ my answer too.
Feb 04th 2015
14
You only have an hour. It would get flagged with the quickness.
Feb 04th 2015
15
      Okay, well I'd post up some really savage, asshole-level jokes
Feb 04th 2015
18
yep
Feb 04th 2015
28
deactivate my account
Feb 04th 2015
5
anti-Christianity screed
Feb 04th 2015
6
That just might work. I thinks I'd lose a good 20% with that move.
Feb 04th 2015
10
emmitt till rape jokes
Feb 04th 2015
7
What% would have to google emitt Till?
Feb 04th 2015
12
candy crush invites...
Feb 04th 2015
8
goatse
Feb 04th 2015
9
Spam them with Obama support and support gay marriage.
Feb 04th 2015
11
How many miserable Republican friends do you have?
Feb 04th 2015
13
      a solid 80 percent of them and it's messed up because they're religious
Feb 04th 2015
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           Family?
Feb 04th 2015
21
                No, they aren't family.
Feb 04th 2015
22
                     I was round about asking about the social connection.
Feb 04th 2015
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                          I can answer that too.
Feb 04th 2015
27
"Confess" to a rape, murder or hate crime.
Feb 04th 2015
16
Should be more of a bragging then a confession but yeah.
Feb 04th 2015
17
i think you'd be kept out of morbid curiosity.
Feb 04th 2015
20
F the (insert race...sex) post and continue with some psycho babble why
Feb 04th 2015
24
Nonstop game invites
Feb 04th 2015
25
Publicly holler at ALL my facebook friends.
Feb 04th 2015
26
start communicating with my GF seemingly exclusively through FB
Feb 04th 2015
29
talk about how much i hate white people or baby/kid pics
Feb 04th 2015
30
take a shit & post the pic
Feb 04th 2015
31

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1. "unfriend them."
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fuck you.

  

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2. "Lose, not drop. Damn lawyers. "
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"delete my account."


  

          

fuck you.

  

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3. "Easy. Dic Pic."
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MEAT
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4. "Will that pass the filter?"
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14. "^ my answer too."
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75% of the dudes I know would unfriend/block me. Probably quite a few women too. The ensuing messiness would probably gain me more new friend requests tho, so it would probably be a wash.

Maybe start typing some cult shit non-stop 24/7 would be my second choice.

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MEAT
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15. "You only have an hour. It would get flagged with the quickness. "
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I think you'll lose like 20 people max

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18. "Okay, well I'd post up some really savage, asshole-level jokes"
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non-stop. Just think of some evil shit, make a joke out of it and hit "post" (or whatever it said).


I never knew (until now) that facebook had nudity/porn filters.

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28. "yep"
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5. "deactivate my account"
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6. "anti-Christianity screed"
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MEAT
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10. "That just might work. I thinks I'd lose a good 20% with that move. "
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Or people would just like to argue instead.

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7. "emmitt till rape jokes"
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when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

  

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12. "What% would have to google emitt Till?"
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8. "candy crush invites..."
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9. "goatse"
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11. "Spam them with Obama support and support gay marriage."
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Post a video of me getting head right outside a temple as well as hip-hop.

  

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13. "How many miserable Republican friends do you have?"
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19. "a solid 80 percent of them and it's messed up because they're religious"
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So I get the sinful heathen responses as well. My non church friends that saw me go off the rails in China stare at the camera and tell me my "friends" are crazy people.

They hate life and it's so beautiful. They lost their shit when Obama got reelected. These people are the racist conservative types that know damn well not to come at me with some fuckery after what happened after Trayvon's death.

  

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21. "Family?"
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22. "No, they aren't family."
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They're religious in that they go to church with me or attend it around the country.

My friends are my family but none of my family are possibly racist jerks.

  

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23. "I was round about asking about the social connection. "
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Bummer.

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27. "I can answer that too."
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Wed Feb-04-15 05:25 PM by Kira

  

          

Their stances reflect a privileged upbringing filled full of wealth those of us that come from harsher circumstances dream about. The messed up part is their connection with the church is so strong that it ties into political beliefs. During the 2012 election I had words with a bishop because it felt like they pushed everyone to vote for Mitt Romney. You'd hear President Romney references in half the talks for six months leading up to and during the election.

Social connections found within the church fosters a culture that supports less than shall we say politically correct stances on everything. For example, you could say nose decongestants are cool but someone would tell you that you're in danger of becoming an addict.

  

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16. ""Confess" to a rape, murder or hate crime."
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And be specific with dates, locations, and description of your victim.

  

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17. "Should be more of a bragging then a confession but yeah."
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20. "i think you'd be kept out of morbid curiosity. "
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Rubbernecking style. Probably gain friends if the murder.

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24. "F the (insert race...sex) post and continue with some psycho babble why"
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For those that are leftover....a few xxx posts about me beating my meat or something like that

No friends in 10 mins or less

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25. "Nonstop game invites"
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mind
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26. "Publicly holler at ALL my facebook friends."
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Get belligerent when they don't accept my holler. Oh, and I said ALL of my friends, lol.

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29. "start communicating with my GF seemingly exclusively through FB"
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Wed Feb-04-15 07:24 PM by DJR

  

          

I look at what would make me unfriend someone, and then redirect it outward.

Any couples who post about each other DAILY, write on each others walls DAILY, and seemingly only communicate over FB for the world to see(not through PM).....immediate unfriend.

  

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30. "talk about how much i hate white people or baby/kid pics"
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31. "take a shit & post the pic"
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