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Rolo_Tomasi
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"Men: Yeast Infection possibly Urinary Infection - Help "


          

So for the past week I've been suffering from having a big dick. All the time. It won't go down. It's not a full hard-on but its tumescent all the time. It's weird. For about 5 days I've had a tingling, burning sensation some of the time. And all the time when I urinate. And i'm having to urinate a lot.

I had unprotected sex a week ago so the time line fits with picking it up from a girl.

But I've taken Diflucan (fluconazole) a few days ago and that has worked in the past for a yeast infection but its had no effect this time.

I'm travelling overseas at the moment and the foreign doctor (or perhaps i'm the foreign patient) gashed me for fees and medicine but I had to pay because i want the issue dealt with. The doctor thinks its likely a bacteria infection so i'm taking various medicine including doxycycline which is an antibiotic. I'm not particularly knowledgable on medical matters.

I'm fit and healthy otherwise, the burning in my urethra isn't causing any other medical complaints.

Can anyone help me? and tell me whether this is likely a yeast infection (my guess) or something else. I doubt its a STI because the symptoms appears very rapidly after the unprotected sex.

  

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muhphucka got the claps and think he can take some monistat.
Feb 02nd 2015
1
was going to say something like this
Feb 02nd 2015
2
Nigga, I thought the SAME THING...
Feb 02nd 2015
51
i think the clap takes a week or two to show up
Feb 02nd 2015
3
sound like it's more serious than a yeast infection.
Feb 02nd 2015
4
he's got d*ckEbola and wants a home remedy. I swear i love OKP
Feb 02nd 2015
5
      prolly soaking it in gluten free vinegar
Feb 02nd 2015
6
      he's usin' the vinegar &bakin' soda tryin to make a volcano to blow the
Feb 02nd 2015
23
      "I got these herbs that'll knock that out" (c) some OKP
Feb 02nd 2015
19
i'd pay whatever they want to fix my dick.
Feb 02nd 2015
7
He overseas and expects ObamaCare to provide coverage.
Feb 02nd 2015
8
umm... off a first guess? probably the male equivalent of bacterial
Feb 02nd 2015
9
you essentially just said he's got an engorged clitoris.
Feb 04th 2015
81
this should be good.
Feb 02nd 2015
10
"perhaps i'm the foreign patient" lol
Feb 02nd 2015
11
POST YOUR OKAYPLAYERIEST REMEDIES HERE:
Feb 02nd 2015
12
Organic cranberry juice infused w/ tea tree oil
Feb 02nd 2015
13
Is tea tree oil edible?
Feb 02nd 2015
45
      Don't believe so....but...
Feb 02nd 2015
68
Kale kombucha and dilla instrumentals
Feb 02nd 2015
14
wash (your meat) with dishwashing liquid at twilight
Feb 02nd 2015
15
Repeated listens of Black Messiah,a pint of scotch & some ducktape. 1st
Feb 02nd 2015
16
put it in the freezer and don't ask why
Feb 02nd 2015
17
kale smoothie + two drops of sweat from d'angelo's doorag
Feb 02nd 2015
18
apple cider vinegar + twigs + berries
Feb 02nd 2015
20
Roots 2002 era Chewstick, a Badu Orange Moon incence, A Common
Feb 02nd 2015
21
Hand knitted cock kufi, extramedium
Feb 02nd 2015
22
this and the Black Messiah album have me rolling!!!
Feb 02nd 2015
34
fuck more
Feb 02nd 2015
24
Paleo Diet
Feb 02nd 2015
25
mix some baking soda with phrenology soap
Feb 02nd 2015
28
apply raw shea butter 5 times a day
Feb 02nd 2015
32
It's all part of God's plan
Feb 02nd 2015
35
put it in rice.
Feb 02nd 2015
39
muhphuckas treatin' infections like a wet iphone...I'm dead.
Feb 02nd 2015
41
      rice soaks up all of the infection.
Feb 02nd 2015
43
           #SCIENCE
Feb 02nd 2015
46
Im upset I do most of these things.
Feb 02nd 2015
47
Play a D'angelo record backwards with chew sticks in your mouth
Feb 02nd 2015
50
Acai berries and warm pickle juice. Chase with Robitussin and a blunt
Feb 02nd 2015
55
steam it w/frankincense resin.
Feb 02nd 2015
60
swab w/Damiana Extract and Ginkgo Biloba
Feb 02nd 2015
62
Leeches
Feb 02nd 2015
63
Tuskegee!
Feb 02nd 2015
64
POST YOUR OKAYPLAYERIEST REMEDIES HERE:
Feb 02nd 2015
66
3 baby dove feathers, 12 ounces of virgin sweat, 'tussin and 151
Feb 02nd 2015
70
start reciting the liner notes from Baduizm backwards...
Feb 02nd 2015
74
Grapefruit Method
Feb 02nd 2015
75
nothing cures the CLAP like Cheetos dust and peroxide.
Feb 03rd 2015
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#struggleremedies
Feb 03rd 2015
78
Weed & Rum
Feb 03rd 2015
77
*sets up popcorn stand*
Feb 02nd 2015
26
ARCHIVE
Feb 02nd 2015
27
like how dude started out like.. "but i got a big dick tho"
Feb 02nd 2015
29
big d*cks are disease cure-alls apparently. Sadly, he's not packin' like...
Feb 02nd 2015
30
Holy shit, asshole to dicktip tho'? *dead*
Feb 02nd 2015
31
#actually...dick muscles start back there...
Feb 02nd 2015
36
      LOL @ I made that up. You had me googlin' like sh*t at work.
Feb 02nd 2015
40
      . . .
Feb 02nd 2015
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           I.will.not.click.on.this.link.while.at.work (emails it to my phone)
Feb 02nd 2015
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           I can't click, so answer me one question,
Feb 02nd 2015
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                1. that's not porn. 2. no.
Feb 02nd 2015
53
                     Maybe not in YOUR penis
Feb 02nd 2015
54
                          ^ big black buck
Feb 02nd 2015
56
                          Absolute grade A swagger
Feb 02nd 2015
59
                          ay yo
Feb 03rd 2015
79
oh, that's what you like?
Feb 02nd 2015
33
      LOL
Feb 02nd 2015
49
shit you prolly should have just googled for $500, Alex.
Feb 02nd 2015
37
If it's a UTI you need to go to the doctor BUT in the interim
Feb 02nd 2015
38
been a minute since we had one of these type posts
Feb 02nd 2015
52
we've run him away....he's succumb to Chlamydia and a sore throat.
Feb 02nd 2015
You need to teabag your nuts into a warm cup of bleach and epsom salt.
Feb 02nd 2015
57
You're fucked dude. Gotta get that shit amputated before it spreads.
Feb 02nd 2015
58
A+ post would read again
Feb 02nd 2015
61
LOL!!!
Feb 02nd 2015
65
But yall love yall some unprotected sex
Feb 02nd 2015
67
RE: But yall love yall some unprotected sex
Feb 02nd 2015
69
I fail to see an issue.
Feb 02nd 2015
73
Mo offense, but that's what you get.
Feb 02nd 2015
71
Please archive this shit.
Feb 02nd 2015
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RE: Men: Yeast Infection possibly Urinary Infection - Help
Feb 04th 2015
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Fishgrease
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1. "muhphucka got the claps and think he can take some monistat. "
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take
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doctor and stop webmd'ing your ailments.

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2. "was going to say something like this"
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It being yeast related seems unlikely.

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51. "Nigga, I thought the SAME THING... "
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Like, nigga you know how unlikely it is to be just about anythings else 'cept VD?


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3. "i think the clap takes a week or two to show up"
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UTI is only a day or so.....
either way 7 days of pills will body it
if i were you i'd just tell the pharmacist i have the clap to be sure, i believe that medicine will knock them both out your dick tube

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4. "sound like it's more serious than a yeast infection. "
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Fishgrease
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5. "he's got d*ckEbola and wants a home remedy. I swear i love OKP"
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6. "prolly soaking it in gluten free vinegar "
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23. "he's usin' the vinegar &bakin' soda tryin to make a volcano to blow the"
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infection out of his urethra.

Elementary science solvin' adult problems.

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19. ""I got these herbs that'll knock that out" (c) some OKP"
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7. "i'd pay whatever they want to fix my dick."
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i mean, it's my DICK.

whatever price they're charging i'm paying.

fuck you.

  

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8. "He overseas and expects ObamaCare to provide coverage. "
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9. "umm... off a first guess? probably the male equivalent of bacterial"
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vaginosis...

it'll probably clear up but be uncomfortable... follow your doctor's instructions and get better dude

wrap your dick up and make sure these heaux are clean


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81. "you essentially just said he's got an engorged clitoris. "
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10. "this should be good."
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11. ""perhaps i'm the foreign patient" lol"
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i dunno why that bothered me

anyway

go see a doc for real doe

why you having unprotected sex??

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12. "POST YOUR OKAYPLAYERIEST REMEDIES HERE:"
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13. "Organic cranberry juice infused w/ tea tree oil"
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45. "Is tea tree oil edible? "
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"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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68. "Don't believe so....but..."
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I'm sure some OKP will #actually this thing up and provide a recipe

  

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14. "Kale kombucha and dilla instrumentals"
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15. "wash (your meat) with dishwashing liquid at twilight"
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"i fear no fate" e.e. cummings
"No girl. No fried chicken. I'm going back to get some sleep." - Haruki Murakami

  

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16. "Repeated listens of Black Messiah,a pint of scotch & some ducktape. 1st"
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turn up the Black Messiah.

2nd- wrap duck tape around your fleshy member. let sit for 5 minutes...

3rd- drink scotch as you attempt to snatch off the tape.


due to the removal of the epidermis level of your penis, the burning sensation from urination will no longer seem like an issue.

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17. "put it in the freezer and don't ask why"
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"i fear no fate" e.e. cummings
"No girl. No fried chicken. I'm going back to get some sleep." - Haruki Murakami

  

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18. "kale smoothie + two drops of sweat from d'angelo's doorag"
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from the SNL performance

"i fear no fate" e.e. cummings
"No girl. No fried chicken. I'm going back to get some sleep." - Haruki Murakami

  

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20. "apple cider vinegar + twigs + berries"
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"i fear no fate" e.e. cummings
"No girl. No fried chicken. I'm going back to get some sleep." - Haruki Murakami

  

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21. "Roots 2002 era Chewstick, a Badu Orange Moon incence, A Common"
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kufi...use all of this in sequence while doing a seductive child dance in front of a full length mirror.


turn around and look at yourself in the mirror.


Gaze into your eyes and realize this will be how you spend the rest of your life if you don't take care of your d*ck before and after sex.

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22. "Hand knitted cock kufi, extramedium"
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And you can't wash it. Ever.

  

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34. "this and the Black Messiah album have me rolling!!! "
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24. "fuck more"
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these bastids always seem to think fucking is a solution



meanwhile LOL at the answers so far
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25. "Paleo Diet "
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Inuits ate nothing but lichen and whale blubber and never got STDs

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28. "mix some baking soda with phrenology soap"
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and then eat some Dilla Donuts

  

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32. "apply raw shea butter 5 times a day"
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before going to bed:

wash with black soap
slather with jojoba oil
place in heated joystick bag for 30 minutes

"i fear no fate" e.e. cummings
"No girl. No fried chicken. I'm going back to get some sleep." - Haruki Murakami

  

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35. "It's all part of God's plan"
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A lot of you players ain't okay.

We would have been better off with an okaycivics board instead of an okayactivist board

  

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39. "put it in rice."
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41. "muhphuckas treatin' infections like a wet iphone...I'm dead. "
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43. "rice soaks up all of the infection. "
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46. "#SCIENCE"
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47. "Im upset I do most of these things."
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"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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50. "Play a D'angelo record backwards with chew sticks in your mouth"
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burning nag champa and denouncing a white woman you've previously had a crush on.

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55. "Acai berries and warm pickle juice. Chase with Robitussin and a blunt"
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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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60. "steam it w/frankincense resin."
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fuck you.

  

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62. "swab w/Damiana Extract and Ginkgo Biloba"
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fuck you.

  

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63. "Leeches"
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64. "Tuskegee!"
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(b/c it always comes up for some reason)

fuck you.

  

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66. "POST YOUR OKAYPLAYERIEST REMEDIES HERE:"
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DUDE! I'm crying over here at these replies!!!!

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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70. "3 baby dove feathers, 12 ounces of virgin sweat, 'tussin and 151"
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Rock a corset to let it absorb into the skin quicker.

  

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74. "start reciting the liner notes from Baduizm backwards..."
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while holding it in your left hand at a 37.5° angle at the northwest corner of your house.

After 10 minutes you should feel brand new.

  

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75. "Grapefruit Method "
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A lot of you players ain't okay.

We would have been better off with an okaycivics board instead of an okayactivist board

  

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76. "nothing cures the CLAP like Cheetos dust and peroxide. "
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78. "#struggleremedies"
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A lot of you players ain't okay.

We would have been better off with an okaycivics board instead of an okayactivist board

  

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77. "Weed & Rum"
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Just smoke & drink dude, and forget that shit is even there.

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26. "*sets up popcorn stand*"
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________________________________________
"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

  

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27. "ARCHIVE"
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29. "like how dude started out like.. "but i got a big dick tho""
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i'm burning, but i got a big dick tho


its yeasty, but its big tho.


i fuck jump offs raw, but i got a big dick tho...

smh

<-- exits a post like...

  

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30. "big d*cks are disease cure-alls apparently. Sadly, he's not packin' like..."
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he thought he was.

he's one of them cats that measure his sh*t from his asshole to the dick tip...talkin' about he has a 14 incher.

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31. "Holy shit, asshole to dicktip tho'? *dead*"
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36. "#actually...dick muscles start back there..."
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I made that up

  

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40. "LOL @ I made that up. You had me googlin' like sh*t at work. "
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42. ". . ."
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http://www.webmd.com/men/guide/8-things-you-did-not-know-about-your-penis?page=3

There's More to the Penis Than Meets the Eye

"Most guys would be proud to know that their penis is twice as long as they think it is," Kohler says.

That's because half the length of the penis is inside your body. Just like you don't see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don't see the root of your penis tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone.

As seen in an MRI picture, an erect penis is shaped like a boomerang.

http://www.innerbody.com/image/repo01.html
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/prod_consump/groups/cr_common/@cah/@gen/documents/image/cr_088345.jpg

fuck you.

  

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44. "I.will.not.click.on.this.link.while.at.work (emails it to my phone)"
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48. "I can't click, so answer me one question,"
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Is there a bone up there that comes down when it gets hard or not?

  

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53. "1. that's not porn. 2. no."
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there's spongy tissue in there that engorges w/blood creating an erection. there are no muscles or bone tissue in your penis.

fuck you.

  

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54. "Maybe not in YOUR penis"
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but I'm fairly certain I have a retractable bone.If you was a real live nigga, you'd have one too.

  

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56. "^ big black buck"
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fuck you.

  

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59. "Absolute grade A swagger"
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Yo, I laft SO HARD!

  

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79. "ay yo"
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http://soundcloud.com/djshinobishaw
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33. "oh, that's what you like?"
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49. "LOL"
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37. "shit you prolly should have just googled for $500, Alex."
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#minuswell delete this login champ you will be dirty dick mcgirt here from now on


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg

  

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38. "If it's a UTI you need to go to the doctor BUT in the interim"
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you can go to the local drug store and buy some UTI treatment (it only makes the pain associated with urination go away. Be warned, it turns your pee a bright ass orange). it's usually in the women's aisle with the yeast stuff.

You can try the methods above, but if it doesn't go away you need an antibiotic. But for IMMEDIATE relief just go get the over counter medication.

one thing about that is, if you do have a UTI and you use the pills for pain, when you go see a doctor it will interfere with their testing...so hopefully you go to one that will trust you when you say you have a UTI.

  

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52. "been a minute since we had one of these type posts"
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"we've run him away....he's succumb to Chlamydia and a sore throat. "


  

          

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57. "You need to teabag your nuts into a warm cup of bleach and epsom salt. "
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58. "You're fucked dude. Gotta get that shit amputated before it spreads."
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61. "A+ post would read again"
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65. "LOL!!! "
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They are going to stick that stick up your pee-pee!!!

Seriously, go to the doctor and get checked out. You never know. Plus you did say you had unprotected sex so it could be anything.

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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67. "But yall love yall some unprotected sex "
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69. "RE: But yall love yall some unprotected sex "
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With your lifetime spouse who is committed to no one but you...hell yeah! With some random dude you met in a bar. HELL NAW!!!

There is a difference

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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73. "I fail to see an issue."
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"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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71. "Mo offense, but that's what you get."
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We all got big (some might say workable) dicks so miss us with the stealth brag.

You out here fucking raw and don't get to decide the consequences. Get tested ASAP. It would suck to have an STD but you went onto a battlefield in draws and wife beater doubting you'd get shot.

  

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72. "Please archive this shit."
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my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  

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80. "RE: Men: Yeast Infection possibly Urinary Infection - Help "
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Looool.

You guys are so cruel.

  

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