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teefiveten
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"Bushwick Brooklyn, 2015"


  

          

they nailed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsBta25OGQ

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i don't watch the show but i almost always click on the links like these
Jan 18th 2015
1
lol. I forgot about Ras Trent
Jan 18th 2015
10
Ras Trent is the GOAT
Jan 18th 2015
13
i laughed and cried.
Jan 18th 2015
2
cute...but, this was done way better a few years ago by a lesser known
Jan 18th 2015
3
michael che//he's an snl writer and host of weekend update
Jan 18th 2015
9
      thank you! yes....lol..still hilarious...especially the pack of newports...
Jan 18th 2015
17
Why do white people love talking about the Wire so much?
Jan 18th 2015
4
the hood didn't exist before The Wire.
Jan 18th 2015
5
lol basically.
Jan 18th 2015
6
lol you know??
Jan 18th 2015
7
idiots
Jan 18th 2015
8
The author actually got paid to post this nonsense? or is he an intern?
Jan 18th 2015
16
Why did your avy make me mad?
Jan 18th 2015
26
LOFL 2 your avy yo
Jan 19th 2015
41
not a wire parody but the lazy & pointless shootout at the end
Jan 20th 2015
67
seriously though SNL
Jan 18th 2015
11
it kinda bugged me that they had st. nick and amsterdam as a street sign
Jan 18th 2015
12
suspended reality is always necessary...
Jan 19th 2015
43
they had to throw people off
Jan 21st 2015
75
I liked it
Jan 18th 2015
14
yo the bike was the best
Jan 18th 2015
15
THE MAYO STORE IS REAL TOO . . . LOL!
Jan 18th 2015
18
BIG LIGHTS WILL INSPIRE YOU
Jan 18th 2015
19
damn.
Jan 18th 2015
20
that's what really made the shit hilarious
Jan 18th 2015
21
you guys have no idea...lol.
Jan 18th 2015
22
sadly, I've been inside those walls
Jan 18th 2015
24
lmao @ the labels
Jan 19th 2015
28
a hipster mayonnaise store in the middle of gentrified Brooklyn? LMMFAO
Jan 18th 2015
25
I rolled my eyes so hard they almost got stuck
Jan 19th 2015
32
me too, sis.
Jan 19th 2015
34
Strong entry for caucasity of the fucking year.
Jan 19th 2015
38
fuckin white people lmao.
Jan 19th 2015
40
Doctor come look at this!
Jan 19th 2015
46
it's not in bushwick though
Jan 20th 2015
51
      yeah folks are going ape and it's in an area that's been gentrified
Jan 20th 2015
53
      im not mad at him...oddfellows is extremely DELICIOUS
Jan 20th 2015
54
           lol @ don't believe in mayo
Jan 20th 2015
55
                especially where it's located LOL
Jan 20th 2015
56
                     nah. i live so close to vanderbilt but when its cold
Jan 20th 2015
57
                     i dont leave bed stuy if i dont have to LOL
Jan 20th 2015
58
                          oh god pequena is trash
Jan 20th 2015
59
                               agreed. i have to use so much seasoning and condiments it's retarded.
Jan 20th 2015
60
                     stay black my sisters
Jan 20th 2015
63
      Yeah, I know, it's in Prospect Heights
Jan 20th 2015
66
Even "Brick" was there. Jesus.
Jan 18th 2015
23
I'm not aware of too many things. I thought Brick was a dude. SMH
Jan 19th 2015
27
      I know what I know if you know what I mean. Nice save on the subject lin...
Jan 19th 2015
42
Great until the shooting
Jan 19th 2015
29
I needed a Chappelle show-type grunt from the shootee.
Jan 19th 2015
30
Yes, that would have helped
Jan 19th 2015
31
I like the idea but something was a bit off with the execution.
Jan 19th 2015
35
Edith Piath? really????
Jan 19th 2015
33
How come their live skits aren't funny like this anymore?
Jan 19th 2015
36
They rarely were
Jan 19th 2015
37
Won't lie...
Jan 19th 2015
39
isnt williamsburg on the other side of the curve now?
Jan 19th 2015
47
      RE: isnt williamsburg on the other side of the curve now?
Jan 20th 2015
49
           Yup. Outside of a few music venues
Jan 20th 2015
50
                How about Greenpoint? I rarely go over there.
Jan 20th 2015
61
                     still pretty polish. its probably not going to look like bedford ave
Jan 20th 2015
62
                          absolutely
Jan 21st 2015
69
no asians in bushwick?
Jan 19th 2015
44
It's mostly Puerto Ricans
Jan 19th 2015
45
largely PR/black but there are asians
Jan 20th 2015
52
      there was a small korean comm as well
Jan 21st 2015
72
low pop
Jan 21st 2015
71
I thought Hart's monologue was excellent as well...
Jan 20th 2015
48
Brooklyn's been done for a decade
Jan 20th 2015
64
not if they keep ignoring south brooklyn
Jan 21st 2015
74
Oooh i feel another NYC vs. everyone else post
Jan 20th 2015
65
LOL
Jan 21st 2015
73
Empire Mayo may release SNL flavor (link)
Jan 21st 2015
68
man this took me back to actual convos
Jan 21st 2015
70

SHAstayhighalways
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1. "i don't watch the show but i almost always click on the links like these"
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that go viral
and this one was by far the funniest shit i've seen since ras trent

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10. "lol. I forgot about Ras Trent"
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Just watched again and had a good laugh

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13. "Ras Trent is the GOAT "
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lol that shit never gets old

  

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2. "i laughed and cried."
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R A i n
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3. "cute...but, this was done way better a few years ago by a lesser known"
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comedian....don't remember who.

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9. "michael che//he's an snl writer and host of weekend update"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG6guvFbSAM

I imagine he had a hand in writing this recent sketch

  

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R A i n
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17. "thank you! yes....lol..still hilarious...especially the pack of newports..."
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Sun Jan-18-15 09:22 PM by R A i n

  

          

cool, that he's on snl, then it makes sense.

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4. "Why do white people love talking about the Wire so much?"
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http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/snl-wire-brooklyn

I didn't think it was a parody from the Wire at all. But apparently Esquire did.

I loved the skit though. hilari-scary.




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5. "the hood didn't exist before The Wire."
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You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

  

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6. "lol basically."
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7. "lol you know??"
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8. "idiots "
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prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

  

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16. "The author actually got paid to post this nonsense? or is he an intern?"
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Sun Jan-18-15 07:56 PM by Starks dunked on Bul

  

          

>http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/snl-wire-brooklyn
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>I didn't think it was a parody from the Wire at all. But
>apparently Esquire did.
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>I loved the skit though. hilari-scary.
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26. "Why did your avy make me mad?"
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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41. "LOFL 2 your avy yo"
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she was bout that life

  

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67. "not a wire parody but the lazy & pointless shootout at the end"
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actually creates a better space for calling it "wire in 2015"
than snl's original framing, which is just- "random black guys that also are murderous felons"


there were 2 "black sketches" on the whole show (this and the rapper in the studio) and both involved black ppl getting shot at the end



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11. "seriously though SNL "
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will have about 15 minutes of solid solid funny stuff. the rest of the show can be garbage

the misses and i will dvr it and FF through the skits that arent funny. its quite enjoyable this way

  

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12. "it kinda bugged me that they had st. nick and amsterdam as a street sign"
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i mean, i know its a minor detail...but eh. it kinda struck me as "harlem, brooklyn, same difference." lol

maybe i need a smaller tv.

but i loved "you act like they put gluten in your muffins." best line!

  

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43. "suspended reality is always necessary..."
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..whenever shows/movies film in nyc.

i've actually had those same moments on location.

its kinda hard to ignore when you live here.




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75. "they had to throw people off"
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i'm pretty sure i know that block
and its technically on the border of ridgewood/bushwick
but still a mostly quiet neighborhood

i think it was mostly an effort from blowing the spot up from tourists, SNL fandom and instagramming folks


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14. "I liked it"
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Well done. $8 for some mayonnaise is some bullshit though.

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15. "yo the bike was the best"
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18. "THE MAYO STORE IS REAL TOO . . . LOL!"
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http://www.eatthisny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3315.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3my2N7t.jpg

The prices are REAL too:

http://www.empiremayo.com/

$8 for White Truffle Mayo


loooool!!!

  

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19. "BIG LIGHTS WILL INSPIRE YOU"
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NEW YORK
NEW YORK
NEW YOOOOOOOOORK



*fuck messed up the line

  

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20. "damn."
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-30-
You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

  

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21. "that's what really made the shit hilarious"
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22. "you guys have no idea...lol."
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24. "sadly, I've been inside those walls"
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don't judge, only embrace

  

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28. "lmao @ the labels"
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>don't judge, only embrace


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25. "a hipster mayonnaise store in the middle of gentrified Brooklyn? LMMFAO"
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You cannot write shit like this!

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32. "I rolled my eyes so hard they almost got stuck"
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this irritates me so bad for some reason.

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34. "me too, sis."
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>this irritates me so bad for some reason.

i kinda wasn't trippin off gentrification at first,
but this mayo store just does something to my insides that i can't explain

im kinda furious right now

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38. "Strong entry for caucasity of the fucking year."
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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

  

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40. "fuckin white people lmao."
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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46. "Doctor come look at this!"
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The caucacity levels are off the charts!

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And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
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51. "it's not in bushwick though"
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they cldve said brooklyn period
and the skit still wld have been funny
either way....LOL LOL LOL

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53. "yeah folks are going ape and it's in an area that's been gentrified"
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the store itself is also the size of a closet so while artisanal mayo isn't what i'd expect to be there that's about all you can fit in there

i've also never been by when it's actually open. they keep limited hours

and Sam Mason is doing it right. he had a failed resto and was like 'eff this. i'm going to sell artisanal mayo and ice cream (OddFellows in Wburg) and get paid'.

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54. "im not mad at him...oddfellows is extremely DELICIOUS"
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and i know my husband wld eat that artisinal mayo to death
i aint buying it though
i dont believe in mayo.

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55. "lol @ don't believe in mayo"
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Tue Jan-20-15 10:25 AM by teefiveten

  

          

i like mayo but you can make it yourself for pennies. even with fancy ingredients

this is getting more attention that it should b/c he's got a brick and mortar. but it's not like it's some vast mayo emporium. the spot is tiny. if it wasn't mayo they'd be selling some other wackadoo ish in there. or it would be like a taxi dispatch

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56. "especially where it's located LOL"
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>>selling some other wackadoo ish in there. or it would be like
>a taxi dispatch

u been to Daddy Green's Pizza (in the stuy) yet?
i really like it

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57. "nah. i live so close to vanderbilt but when its cold"
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i rarely venture over there. too far to walk when it's freezing. which sucks because chuko ramen is the perfect thing to eat when it's that cold. lol.

it's pretty warm this week so i should venture over there. i don't like most of the spots on vanderbilt honestly. mainly because of the prices and the food isn't that impressive. like that R&D 606 place or whatever it's called. i basically only fool w/ Chuko, Vanderbilt (not cheap but I always enjoy the food-the pork belly w/ the grits!), Le Gamin and Mitchell's for an old school diner breakfast

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58. "i dont leave bed stuy if i dont have to LOL"
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it's sad but it's real
i had to go to atlantic center the other day
i was so annoyed
it aint even far
but still...
i'll have to try chuko...i hadnt
thanks

the food on vanderbilt isnt good at all
i used to go for ice cream
but i'd rather trek to oddfellows now
the hubs likes pequena for breakfast for some reason
but luckily he hasnt mentioned them in a while
im trying to keep it all stuy all the time LOL
gonna make my way to emelines soon, so happy to possibly not have to travel for breakfast
decent enough reviews



>i rarely venture over there. too far to walk when it's
>freezing. which sucks because chuko ramen is the perfect thing
>to eat when it's that cold. lol.
>
>it's pretty warm this week so i should venture over there. i
>don't like most of the spots on vanderbilt honestly. mainly
>because of the prices and the food isn't that impressive. like
>that R&D 606 place or whatever it's called. i basically only
>fool w/ Chuko, Vanderbilt (not cheap but I always enjoy the
>food-the pork belly w/ the grits!), Le Gamin and Mitchell's
>for an old school diner breakfast

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59. "oh god pequena is trash"
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it's been trash. i never liked that place.

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60. "agreed. i have to use so much seasoning and condiments it's retarded."
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63. "stay black my sisters"
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66. "Yeah, I know, it's in Prospect Heights"
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>they cldve said brooklyn period
>and the skit still wld have been funny
>either way....LOL LOL LOL

Doesn't have to be literal to be funny. The joke still fits.

  

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23. "Even "Brick" was there. Jesus."
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They worked an Edie Brickell reference in there. Bra-fucking-vo.

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27. "I'm not aware of too many things. I thought Brick was a dude. SMH"
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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42. "I know what I know if you know what I mean. Nice save on the subject lin..."
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29. "Great until the shooting"
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The way it was cut didn't have the impact it could have. A lower angle? A different firing pattern? I dunno.

Very good nonetheless.

  

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30. "I needed a Chappelle show-type grunt from the shootee."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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31. "Yes, that would have helped"
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It needed a stinger or a tag or something. a grunt, crazier eyes, something. Kevin with a Mayonnaise Boutique bag on ( Apple Store backpack type bag.)

Still not sold on Kevin Hart - I think he's pretty bland. He's kind of always "rushing" things. If he'd slow down a little more I might connect a little more.

Didn't like the rap song at the end either - great concept, but the execution that could have been better. Maybe if the hook got shorter as it went on? It's the difference between an okay sketch and a best of sketch.

Except the James Brown sketch - he nailed that one.

  

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35. "I like the idea but something was a bit off with the execution. "
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There was more level to that joke that they missed.

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33. "Edith Piath? really????"
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$8.00

This one is embarrassingly decadent.

Like, maybe shouldn't be eaten in public.

Here's a hint: Drop a dollop on a freshly grilled steak. Or put a small ramekin of it next to a warm artichoke.

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36. "How come their live skits aren't funny like this anymore?"
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37. "They rarely were"
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And when they were it was about acting and timing.

It's the timing of jokes in the live sketches that seem way off.

Kevin Hart's performance this week often seem incredibly rushed in many of the sketches.

Yes it's live, yes they are nervous.

Could they be making too many changes after dress and before live? Are writers punching things up way too late for the cast to be ready?

But it wasn't just Kevin - a lot of the sketches had people rushing - or worse people trying to find where the cue cards were to read them.

And they are never worse when they're trying to be current. Pack 4 Uber jokes into a single episode? Make fun of Jsutin beiber's wiener? Instagram?

At least the show is free to watch, and there are some funny things in it.

They all can't be as good as: https://screen.yahoo.com/unfrozen-cave-man-lawyer-3-223624171.html

  

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39. "Won't lie..."
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I was kinda shocked when I saw zero skinny jeans in Williamsburg and
all the skinny jeans in Bushwick. Went to a dive bar there and it
reminded me of Dallas :/

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47. "isnt williamsburg on the other side of the curve now?"
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49. "RE: isnt williamsburg on the other side of the curve now?"
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it definitely seemed more yuppie than hipster to me. But I've only

been a few times so maybe I missed something.

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50. "Yup. Outside of a few music venues"
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and leftover dive bars, the megacondos made the rent untenable even if you stuff 2-3 artists in a divided one bedroom.

"East" Williamsburg and Bushwick is what the neighborhood was ten years ago

>it definitely seemed more yuppie than hipster to me. But I've
>only
>
>been a few times so maybe I missed something.

  

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61. "How about Greenpoint? I rarely go over there."
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Has it retained that old Williamsburg feel?

  

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62. "still pretty polish. its probably not going to look like bedford ave"
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ever

but they have restaurants and bars that are edging out some of the old businesses just like everywhere else. and im sure some renters got screwed but it's hard to tell b/c it was always pretty white. lol.

i think it has to do w/ the polish landlords

i know ONE black girl who lives out there.

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69. "absolutely"
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>i think it has to do w/ the polish landlords


its still pretty much a family neighborhood and i think once they saw that williamsburg turned into a campus for throw up drunks
they were like hell no

and i dont blame em

bushwick by the factorys is still throw up drunks party town unfortunately
ridgewood is holding out like greenpoint
coincidentally also polish landlords

but there really is a difference in the neighborhoods
in actual houses (history of strong community reps) vs converted factory spaces and how bad the kids think they can trash it
cause trust they are grafitii- ng spaces like its still the 80s
and sometimes i'm like why? thats was a perfectly nice building
take the bridge for example
perfectly nice bridge fixed up nicely
but no
the kids messed it up
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44. "no asians in bushwick?"
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very unrealistic

  

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45. "It's mostly Puerto Ricans"
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52. "largely PR/black but there are asians "
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especially over by the grand ave stop i think
there were/are some factories/distribution centers for restaurants and stuff. there's one dumpling "factory" i liked to visit

i mean there's def asians now b/c of gentrification but as far as old nyc chinese there are/were some there

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72. "there was a small korean comm as well"
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in the 80s
but yeah very small
enough to have a korean christian church in the ridgewood part
they mostly moved though to queens and LI like everyone else that "moved on up"


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71. "low pop"
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>very unrealistic

not exactly
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48. "I thought Hart's monologue was excellent as well..."
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64. "Brooklyn's been done for a decade"
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74. "not if they keep ignoring south brooklyn"
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north brooklyn
yeah its a wrap
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65. "Oooh i feel another NYC vs. everyone else post"
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coming on...

But fuck 8 dollar mayonnaise!

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73. "LOL"
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>coming on...
>
>But fuck 8 dollar mayonnaise!

i want to try it though
esp with fries now that Sha made that connection for me

some herb truffle fries and that mayo i think would hit the spot!
lol
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68. "Empire Mayo may release SNL flavor (link)"
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70. "man this took me back to actual convos"
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with my people
yes it would be the oddest convos
hilarious too
but some of us were a bit different and "made it out"
or stuck it out long enough

i think the bit is hilarious but probably not for the reasons folks are laughing shit was like real life for me lol yes we had dog walking "bitches" convos
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