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CRichMonkey
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"I wish I wasn't offended, but I get offended... "


  

          

When I'm in Whole Foods and muhfuckas ask me shit like I work there.

Now, there's the side of me that doesn't want to get offended because I know a few people who work at WF and they got good gigs, it allows them flexibility to pursue some of their other passions, and more than once they've hooked a nigga up with a little extra on the seafood or the hot bar. People that work there are cool with me.

BUT...

I still take issue with folks just walking up on me asking where the muhfuckin cumin is because I'm wearing a hoodie and some jeans.

This is that grown-up shit I stay tacking and trying to resolve with myself. Like, if I was white and similarly attired, would I get that shit? But if I was white, would I mind?

I'on't know.

But for now, I'mma just ruminate on sending the white lady off today with the wrong directions for baking powder.



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you prolly just look like thats where you sposed to be....
Jan 03rd 2015
1
Bruh, I might hafta do the keys thing...
Jan 03rd 2015
3
Yo...that's genius. haha
Jan 03rd 2015
7
i'm fine with it. i resemble someone who works there...
Jan 03rd 2015
2
u mad white folks assuming you work at Whole Foods? lol
Jan 03rd 2015
4
Yeah, so?
Jan 03rd 2015
5
      don't be job shaming, bro. that's what you're doing here.
Jan 03rd 2015
6
      And that's why I'm saying I'm torn on the matter...
Jan 03rd 2015
8
           Nah bruh. I feel you.
Jan 03rd 2015
9
      its not like you at a liquor store and they ask where the Sisco at
Jan 03rd 2015
10
           or yo're out clubbin at YT always ask you where the dope is.
Jan 03rd 2015
11
                maaan this shit used to happen to me ALL the time!
Jan 03rd 2015
12
                I sent some white folks straight to the hood on that...
Jan 03rd 2015
13
                the fact that she used "white girls" as a code makes it 100X funnier
Jan 03rd 2015
18
                     i thought "white girl" was a universal code for coke?
Jan 03rd 2015
19
Hobby of mine: asking random white folks "Hi, do you work here?"
Jan 03rd 2015
14
I was at best buy like 10 years ago
Jan 03rd 2015
15
http://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo
Jan 04th 2015
22
Did you look like a stock boy? lol
Jan 03rd 2015
16
I work at Trader Joe's...
Jan 03rd 2015
17
Yeah, you got that connect on the cookie butter?
Jan 03rd 2015
20
      it is
Jan 04th 2015
21
      the cookie butter ice cream
Jan 04th 2015
24
I was in a suit and tie at a cheap ass buffet
Jan 04th 2015
23
target for me....
Jan 04th 2015
25

murderbear
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Sat Jan-03-15 04:01 PM

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1. "you prolly just look like thats where you sposed to be...."
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you need to get a bunch of non-working car keys and start tossing em at cats on the street, like *keep it close, my man, be back in five minutes*

yknow, even it out a bit

  

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CRichMonkey
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3. "Bruh, I might hafta do the keys thing..."
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Especially in the summer when white dudes are out in the polos & khaki combo.


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*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  

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PimpTrickGangstaClik
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Sat Jan-03-15 05:03 PM

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7. "Yo...that's genius. haha"
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You have to keep moving after you toss them. Really put some pep in your step so they can't give the keys back

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Mynoriti
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2. "i'm fine with it. i resemble someone who works there..."
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more than i resemble most of the yuppies who shop there

plus i like when they feel dumb for assuming

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rdhull
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4. "u mad white folks assuming you work at Whole Foods? lol"
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CRichMonkey
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5. "Yeah, so?"
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Like I said, I got no quarrel with the folks that do work there. I got friends that work there, it's a good place to work...

BUT...

I'm a trained professional in a specific line of work where I am respected and have a certain level of responsibility that earns me a decent living.

I'm not diminishing anyone's work, but you wouldn't just walk up to any white woman at Nordstrom and ask where the size 8s are so I don't want folks coming up to me looking for the cold cuts.


my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  

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deejboram
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6. "don't be job shaming, bro. that's what you're doing here."
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>I'm a trained professional in a specific line of work where I
>am respected and have a certain level of responsibility that
>earns me a decent living.


You're saying Whole Foods workers aren't respected, have any responsibility or earn a decent living.
You're being condescending as if being a Whole Foods worker would be beneath you.
But now, if yo got mistaken for an airline pilot or a physician as you walked around a hospital I doubt you'd object as much.

mmmkay?

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CRichMonkey
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8. "And that's why I'm saying I'm torn on the matter... "
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I'm not mad at anyone who is working and getting an honest buck. I'm not treating the folks at Whole Foods like they aren't working as hard (if not harder) than me.

What I am saying is, I feel like the interactions between the white folks at the store and black folks in general is in a service capacity and I should be more specific as to say that I don't like it when white folks assume black folks are there to serve them in some way.




my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  

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deejboram
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9. "Nah bruh. I feel you."
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White folks never mistake me for a doctor in the hospital
But they be QUICK to think I'm the service attendant at the Infiniti dealer.
I'm like no bish, I'm waiting for them to pull my car around so I can get the fuck up outta here!

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10. "its not like you at a liquor store and they ask where the Sisco at"
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>Like I said, I got no quarrel with the folks that do work
>there. I got friends that work there, it's a good place to
>work...
>
>BUT...
>
>I'm a trained professional in a specific line of work where I
>am respected and have a certain level of responsibility that
>earns me a decent living.
>
>I'm not diminishing anyone's work, but you wouldn't just walk
>up to any white woman at Nordstrom and ask where the size 8s
>are so I don't want folks coming up to me looking for the cold
>cuts.
>
>
>my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right:
>http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
>my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
>
>*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  

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deejboram
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11. "or yo're out clubbin at YT always ask you where the dope is."
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i had a three mins convo with this white chick outside of the strip club (i was walkin in and her group was walking out)
she kept asking me where the white girls was at
and i was like across the street on the corner
she was like i went there and they said they didn't have any
i was like no, not THIS side of the street (which is V-Live) but across the street from there is a club called Platinum and they got all white girls

this shit went back and for for three mins before she was like no, not white women but CO-CAAAIIIINNNNN man!
i was like aaawwwww shit! you on yo own. i dont fuck with that shit so i dont know

BYE FELICIA! (and then strolled on in the club)


bet money they was narcs tho

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12. "maaan this shit used to happen to me ALL the time!"
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Sat Jan-03-15 05:38 PM by illEskoBar221

  

          

white chick called it jazz
since she figured i knew where the weed was
i plugged her with my home who sold her like an 8th of dirt

then he split the proceeds with me

i felt lightweight ashamed

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13. "I sent some white folks straight to the hood on that... "
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I was in the South Loop at a bar, a broad asked me where she could get "something a little stronger and a lot more fun" and I sent her to the projects (when they were still there).

I'on't know if she made it or realized her folly, but I was smooth about it like I actually knew some shit.


my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  

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18. "the fact that she used "white girls" as a code makes it 100X funnier"
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because in a way, that's also racist as fuck

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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19. "i thought "white girl" was a universal code for coke?"
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i dont do coke so i dont know
i also learned never to ask a bouncer in NYC "hey you know what time it is?" or "hey you got the time?"
or they will think you're asking for coke and try and fuck you up

i did this shit in hells kitchen once bar hoppin and my boy pulled me to the side and schooled me


but i thought the white chick (who was with two white dudes) was legitamitely looking for some white strippers to look at

im so lame

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MiQL
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14. "Hobby of mine: asking random white folks "Hi, do you work here?""
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They get so indignant.
It's my favorite form of trolling IRL.

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15. "I was at best buy like 10 years ago"
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This young white dude was rummaging through the dvd section,
I said "excuse me, could you tell me if you have _____ in stock?"
He turned around in utter annoyance and said "dude, I don't work here!"






He was wearing a blue polo and khakis.

  

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22. " http://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo"
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http://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo

  

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16. "Did you look like a stock boy? lol"
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Are jeans and a hoodie your usual every day get up?




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17. "I work at Trader Joe's..."
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...how can I help you?

"The more a country produces..the richer it is...the better it should take care of it's people. - Dr. Aleida Guevara"

  

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20. "Yeah, you got that connect on the cookie butter?"
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That shit is ah-may-zeeng.


my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  

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21. "it is"
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24. "the cookie butter ice cream"
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best shit that i've tasted in a minute

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23. "I was in a suit and tie at a cheap ass buffet"
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With a plate in my hand getting some chicken and someone gonna ask me to bring out some more taco meat.

Do you see any oth er staff members wit a suit on?
Do you ssee any other members putting food ON a plate?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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25. "target for me...."
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And I don't where khaki's and red ever.....

I'm evil tho, and I cuss them the fuck out.....and no, I don't give a fuck how short you are white bitch, I'm not getting shit off any shelf for you.....

  

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