When I'm in Whole Foods and muhfuckas ask me shit like I work there.

Now, there's the side of me that doesn't want to get offended because I know a few people who work at WF and they got good gigs, it allows them flexibility to pursue some of their other passions, and more than once they've hooked a nigga up with a little extra on the seafood or the hot bar. People that work there are cool with me.

BUT...

I still take issue with folks just walking up on me asking where the muhfuckin cumin is because I'm wearing a hoodie and some jeans.

This is that grown-up shit I stay tacking and trying to resolve with myself. Like, if I was white and similarly attired, would I get that shit? But if I was white, would I mind?

I'on't know.

But for now, I'mma just ruminate on sending the white lady off today with the wrong directions for baking powder.



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you need to get a bunch of non-working car keys and start tossing em at cats on the street, like *keep it close, my man, be back in five minutes*

yknow, even it out a bit

Especially in the summer when white dudes are out in the polos & khaki combo.


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You have to keep moving after you toss them. Really put some pep in your step so they can't give the keys back

more than i resemble most of the yuppies who shop there

plus i like when they feel dumb for assuming

Like I said, I got no quarrel with the folks that do work there. I got friends that work there, it's a good place to work...

BUT...

I'm a trained professional in a specific line of work where I am respected and have a certain level of responsibility that earns me a decent living.

I'm not diminishing anyone's work, but you wouldn't just walk up to any white woman at Nordstrom and ask where the size 8s are so I don't want folks coming up to me looking for the cold cuts.


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>I'm a trained professional in a specific line of work where I
>am respected and have a certain level of responsibility that
>earns me a decent living.


You're saying Whole Foods workers aren't respected, have any responsibility or earn a decent living.
You're being condescending as if being a Whole Foods worker would be beneath you.
But now, if yo got mistaken for an airline pilot or a physician as you walked around a hospital I doubt you'd object as much.

mmmkay?

I'm not mad at anyone who is working and getting an honest buck. I'm not treating the folks at Whole Foods like they aren't working as hard (if not harder) than me.

What I am saying is, I feel like the interactions between the white folks at the store and black folks in general is in a service capacity and I should be more specific as to say that I don't like it when white folks assume black folks are there to serve them in some way.




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White folks never mistake me for a doctor in the hospital
But they be QUICK to think I'm the service attendant at the Infiniti dealer.
I'm like no bish, I'm waiting for them to pull my car around so I can get the fuck up outta here!

>Like I said, I got no quarrel with the folks that do work
>there. I got friends that work there, it's a good place to
>work...
>
>BUT...
>
>I'm a trained professional in a specific line of work where I
>am respected and have a certain level of responsibility that
>earns me a decent living.
>
>I'm not diminishing anyone's work, but you wouldn't just walk
>up to any white woman at Nordstrom and ask where the size 8s
>are so I don't want folks coming up to me looking for the cold
>cuts.
>
>
>my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right:
>http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
>my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
>
>*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

i had a three mins convo with this white chick outside of the strip club (i was walkin in and her group was walking out)
she kept asking me where the white girls was at
and i was like across the street on the corner
she was like i went there and they said they didn't have any
i was like no, not THIS side of the street (which is V-Live) but across the street from there is a club called Platinum and they got all white girls

this shit went back and for for three mins before she was like no, not white women but CO-CAAAIIIINNNNN man!
i was like aaawwwww shit! you on yo own. i dont fuck with that shit so i dont know

BYE FELICIA! (and then strolled on in the club)


bet money they was narcs tho

white chick called it jazz
since she figured i knew where the weed was
i plugged her with my home who sold her like an 8th of dirt

then he split the proceeds with me

i felt lightweight ashamed

I was in the South Loop at a bar, a broad asked me where she could get "something a little stronger and a lot more fun" and I sent her to the projects (when they were still there).

I'on't know if she made it or realized her folly, but I was smooth about it like I actually knew some shit.


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because in a way, that's also racist as fuck

i dont do coke so i dont know
i also learned never to ask a bouncer in NYC "hey you know what time it is?" or "hey you got the time?"
or they will think you're asking for coke and try and fuck you up

i did this shit in hells kitchen once bar hoppin and my boy pulled me to the side and schooled me


but i thought the white chick (who was with two white dudes) was legitamitely looking for some white strippers to look at

im so lame

They get so indignant.
It's my favorite form of trolling IRL.

This young white dude was rummaging through the dvd section,
I said "excuse me, could you tell me if you have _____ in stock?"
He turned around in utter annoyance and said "dude, I don't work here!"






He was wearing a blue polo and khakis.

http://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo

Are jeans and a hoodie your usual every day get up?




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even when it may exceed its effective scope."

"Roll me further bitch"

With a plate in my hand getting some chicken and someone gonna ask me to bring out some more taco meat.

Do you see any oth er staff members wit a suit on?
Do you ssee any other members putting food ON a plate?

And I don't where khaki's and red ever.....

I'm evil tho, and I cuss them the fuck out.....and no, I don't give a fuck how short you are white bitch, I'm not getting shit off any shelf for you.....