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legsdiamond
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Wed Dec-17-14 12:18 PM

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"I drank a keg at a police station a few years ago"


          

my crazy ass cousin yo...

my cousin works for the borough back home. They have a Fire Station/Police Station in the same building.

This nigga has NO shame.

Anyway, he has his kids HS graduation at the police station/fire station and had a fucking keg. I'm pumping the keg while looking at 3 cops in uniform thinking to myself.... "This shit is awkward and amazing"

As the party is wrapping up we realize the keg hasn't been kicked yet so my cousins press each other to kick that shit ASAP.

I'm in a police parking lot slamming back beers while my car is on playing god knows what hip hop album.

Then we drove home and smoked some weed with my dad.





  

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And then you left Amsterdam for the US?
Dec 17th 2014
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nope.. twas a small ass burb 15 minutes north of Pittsburgh
Dec 17th 2014
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so did you drive home or spend the night?
Dec 17th 2014
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Literally had a get out of jail card for a night
Dec 17th 2014
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The balls on this guy.
Dec 17th 2014
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kid you not, I was shook until the 5th or 6th beer
Dec 17th 2014
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      does RNS mean what I think it means?
Dec 18th 2014
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      lol that's a great story. I had tagger friend who put a toss up
Dec 18th 2014
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ya i got married at the courthouse
Dec 17th 2014
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word
Dec 17th 2014
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      we were lame though. we called the courthouse and asked first
Dec 17th 2014
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           it wasn't fun until the 3rd or 4th beer
Dec 17th 2014
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I thought you were gonna say you partied with cops
Dec 17th 2014
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nah.. but I know a Black undercover NYPD officer
Dec 18th 2014
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What's more scandalous is what happened after you left the station.
Dec 18th 2014
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Atillah Moor
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Wed Dec-17-14 12:47 PM

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1. "And then you left Amsterdam for the US?"
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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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legsdiamond
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Wed Dec-17-14 01:19 PM

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3. "nope.. twas a small ass burb 15 minutes north of Pittsburgh"
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T Reynolds
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Wed Dec-17-14 01:08 PM

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2. "so did you drive home or spend the night?"
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Wed Dec-17-14 01:09 PM by T Reynolds

  

          

or did you drive home and then spend the night?

edit: didn't read last line,

THEY LET YOU LEAVE LIKE THAT FAM??

  

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legsdiamond
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Wed Dec-17-14 01:30 PM

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5. "Literally had a get out of jail card for a night"
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My dad was like "you niggas amaze me"

These cops used to chase yall and lock you up (not me but my other 2 cousins) and now you drinking AT a police station.

The whole time I kept telling myself "this can't be real"













  

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Cold Truth
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Wed Dec-17-14 01:22 PM

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4. "The balls on this guy. "
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good shit.

  

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legsdiamond
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Wed Dec-17-14 01:35 PM

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6. "kid you not, I was shook until the 5th or 6th beer"
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we showed up HIGH...

and even though they said the borough building I wasn't thinking it was the actual police/fire station.

so when my cousin points to the keg I was like "really, REALLY??? We really gonna do this?"

He had that "YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT, RNS"

but that isn't actually RNS...LOL.



  

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rdhull
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Thu Dec-18-14 10:23 AM

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13. "does RNS mean what I think it means?"
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>we showed up HIGH...
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>and even though they said the borough building I wasn't
>thinking it was the actual police/fire station.
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>so when my cousin points to the keg I was like "really,
>REALLY??? We really gonna do this?"
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>He had that "YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT, RNS"
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>but that isn't actually RNS...LOL.
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Cold Truth
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Thu Dec-18-14 12:35 PM

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15. "lol that's a great story. I had tagger friend who put a toss up "
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on the police station and a couple of cruisers and took pics

Shit was glorious

  

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GriftyMcgrift
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Wed Dec-17-14 07:15 PM

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7. "ya i got married at the courthouse"
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we sure as hell were drinking champaign in the parkinglot!

  

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legsdiamond
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Wed Dec-17-14 07:32 PM

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8. "word"
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GriftyMcgrift
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Wed Dec-17-14 07:46 PM

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9. "we were lame though. we called the courthouse and asked first"
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i dont know if i would have been able to enjoy the keg like you did

  

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legsdiamond
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Wed Dec-17-14 09:34 PM

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10. "it wasn't fun until the 3rd or 4th beer"
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1st beer: nervous
2nd beer: awkward
3rd beer: fuggh it.

Ate some food then all bets were off.

  

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RobOne4
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Wed Dec-17-14 10:20 PM

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11. "I thought you were gonna say you partied with cops"
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them mufuckas party. Nobody to shut shit down so they let loose. A friends who grew up on the same street as me is a sheriff and has thrown a few get togethers. Man when they unwind they unwind.

Even before that I want to say in like in 2003. My mom threw this big ass 50th bday party for her now husband. Got a blues band to play. We set up a stage. I set up my tables and spun during the bands breaks. Got a permit from the city and everything. Let all the neighbors know we would have live music so they didnt call the cops. I want to say about 100 people 3 kegs and a table full of liquor.

Cops showed up because of noise around 7pm. My mom went out and told them we were killing the band at 9pm and showed her the permit. Let them know this was a 50th bday party not some HS party so they wouldnt get nervous. Then she invited them over after their shift. Mufuckas accepted and showed up at 8pm. Sat at my table and got FUCKED UP with me and my boys. They asked if they could invited a couple more cops over I said yes and two more came down. they drank and ate and bounced. Good times.

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Dec-18-14 10:07 AM

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12. "nah.. but I know a Black undercover NYPD officer"
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who comes down to NC to party all the damn time. I think he it's because he can't relax up in NYC. I'll hit up the bar after work and he will be toasted at 5PM.

I haven't seen him since the Garner decision. I can't wait to ask him how he Black cops on the force feel about that case.

I also went to a Halloween party a few years back in the party was at a cops house. He was in uniform getting ready to work his shift and there were 15 or so people getting shit faced at his house.



  

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Goldmind
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Thu Dec-18-14 12:28 PM

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14. "What's more scandalous is what happened after you left the station."
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It sounds like yall were drinking and driving on the way from the police station. Now THAT is ballsy (and dumb), considering what could have happened.

  

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