my crazy ass cousin yo...

my cousin works for the borough back home. They have a Fire Station/Police Station in the same building.

This nigga has NO shame.

Anyway, he has his kids HS graduation at the police station/fire station and had a fucking keg. I'm pumping the keg while looking at 3 cops in uniform thinking to myself.... "This shit is awkward and amazing"

As the party is wrapping up we realize the keg hasn't been kicked yet so my cousins press each other to kick that shit ASAP.

I'm in a police parking lot slamming back beers while my car is on playing god knows what hip hop album.

Then we drove home and smoked some weed with my dad.

or did you drive home and then spend the night?

edit: didn't read last line,

THEY LET YOU LEAVE LIKE THAT FAM??

My dad was like "you niggas amaze me"

These cops used to chase yall and lock you up (not me but my other 2 cousins) and now you drinking AT a police station.

The whole time I kept telling myself "this can't be real"

good shit.

we showed up HIGH...

and even though they said the borough building I wasn't thinking it was the actual police/fire station.

so when my cousin points to the keg I was like "really, REALLY??? We really gonna do this?"

He had that "YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT, RNS"

but that isn't actually RNS...LOL.

>we showed up HIGH...
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>and even though they said the borough building I wasn't
>thinking it was the actual police/fire station.
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>so when my cousin points to the keg I was like "really,
>REALLY??? We really gonna do this?"
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>He had that "YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT, RNS"
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>but that isn't actually RNS...LOL.
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on the police station and a couple of cruisers and took pics

Shit was glorious

we sure as hell were drinking champaign in the parkinglot!

i dont know if i would have been able to enjoy the keg like you did

1st beer: nervous
2nd beer: awkward
3rd beer: fuggh it.

Ate some food then all bets were off.

them mufuckas party. Nobody to shut shit down so they let loose. A friends who grew up on the same street as me is a sheriff and has thrown a few get togethers. Man when they unwind they unwind.

Even before that I want to say in like in 2003. My mom threw this big ass 50th bday party for her now husband. Got a blues band to play. We set up a stage. I set up my tables and spun during the bands breaks. Got a permit from the city and everything. Let all the neighbors know we would have live music so they didnt call the cops. I want to say about 100 people 3 kegs and a table full of liquor.

Cops showed up because of noise around 7pm. My mom went out and told them we were killing the band at 9pm and showed her the permit. Let them know this was a 50th bday party not some HS party so they wouldnt get nervous. Then she invited them over after their shift. Mufuckas accepted and showed up at 8pm. Sat at my table and got FUCKED UP with me and my boys. They asked if they could invited a couple more cops over I said yes and two more came down. they drank and ate and bounced. Good times.

who comes down to NC to party all the damn time. I think he it's because he can't relax up in NYC. I'll hit up the bar after work and he will be toasted at 5PM.

I haven't seen him since the Garner decision. I can't wait to ask him how he Black cops on the force feel about that case.

I also went to a Halloween party a few years back in the party was at a cops house. He was in uniform getting ready to work his shift and there were 15 or so people getting shit faced at his house.

It sounds like yall were drinking and driving on the way from the police station. Now THAT is ballsy (and dumb), considering what could have happened.