My firstborn, heir to goat herders and small farmers and object of many hopes and dreams,instilled since birth with purpose,love,compassion and destined for greatness,asked for a puppy. I choked up and a montage of my son hugging a filthy beast and kissing the fucking dog flashed in front of my eyes. What wrong turn in life did I take? I truly thought he hated them too. Too much TV with the relentless indoctrination that dogs are good and loyal 'friends' ? Never being chased,bit or seeing the savage nature of the beasts in real life? All this was going through my head when he poked me in the shoulder and looked at me with so much hope. I sucked my teeth and cursed the ironies of fate. FUCK THAT ,OVER MY DEAD BODY. I told him I'd think about it.
1. "A dingo ate the baby...." In response to Reply # 0
How soon humans forget.
Stand firm, but do not overly oppose the temptations of "Poochism" because once the kid is on his own the forbidden fruit of stinky dog purchasing will overcome him.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80216 posts
Thu Apr-20-17 08:16 AM
3. "man, my neighbors dog barks all fucking night" In response to Reply # 0
their old dog was about to die and they went out and got another one.
we got a dog whistle app to shut that fucker up.
I pray my kids dont ask for a dog
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6. "My neighbor's dog has a BOOMING bark" In response to Reply # 3
Not the biggest dog, but very husky. Glad it only barks at people close to its' territory, or I'd get one of those jawns that make the high pitched noise whenever it senses barking too.
7. "haha, they will. and you'll get one. and you'll love it." In response to Reply # 3
>I pray my kids dont ask for a dog
but the dog whistle app is intriguing. the neighbors dog will bark at night if she sees a possum or something, and then she doesn't stop. does the app work?
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80216 posts
Thu Apr-20-17 08:40 AM
9. "I think it's working. We just started using it" In response to Reply # 7
This dog barks all fucking night..
He barks in 3's about 20 times a minute.
I can't wait to go outside and do yard work and use that shit in action.
Hopefully we can train him to stop barking at us and at night.
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8. "my neighbor's dog does that too." In response to Reply # 3
every time I take my dog out, their dog starts barking. and it barks at pretty much everything.
my dog is an indoor dog, so if he's barking its because someone is knocking or near the house/yard. he barked at the opossum in the back yard the other night and wanted to go get it.
14. "I live in an apartment " In response to Reply # 3
My neighbors kids were playing with a little stray and feeding him. I could see where this was going.Thankfully their mother cut it off quick. I can't imagine hearing barking all night.Id go crazy.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80216 posts
Thu Apr-20-17 10:29 AM
22. "right next to my kids bedroom too" In response to Reply # 14 Thu Apr-20-17 10:30 AM by legsdiamond
and they have a 2nd floor deck so this bastard is on a balcony
during the day when I'm out back and he is barking and the neighbors are on the deck I tell him to STFU right in front of them.
I hate them
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38. "i had some neighbors from hell once" In response to Reply # 3
they fucked around and got a pit bull beautiful blue lopsided floppy-ear jawn sweet as pie
but they chained it to a tree in the back yard and she promptly went insane :/ she wld start barking at nothing directly at sunset and she wld go all nite long i useta throw her turkey franks filled with benadryl just to get a few hours of uninterrupted sleep
and that wasn't even the worst part
they also had a little free-range mutt that wld also yap at absolutely nothing all nite long and right outside my bedroom window to boot
i seriously considered killing that dog at one point i tried to catch it a gang of times i was gonna drive it at least two counties away and let it go fucker was on to me tho :/
anyway
i ended up getting a ultrasonic dog dazer on amazon it worked on the mutt but the pit did not gaf i think she barked herself deaf
we actually moved out because of them eventually and even to this day i don't think they realize how close they were to getting shot, for real dogs, humans, whatever i'da felt horrible about the dogs tho :/
A goat,nanny and baby. While you enjoy the baby cuteness the nanny will drop a new one ready for the pot. Salut to the missus, she knows the joy of eating baby goats.
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