A good portion of my daily walking involves walking past people eating on patios and every single time I have the urge to grab a handful of someone's fries and walk off eating them.

But I never do it.

i still blame hip-hop.

I am currently resisting the urge to throw on a headlock and give knuckle noogies to @ 4 people right this second


it's a daily struggle

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Coolin...

Head every. Single. Day.

I just wanna slap it so hard I leave a handprint.

Nice enough guy too. I couldn't even explain why I wanna slap his stupid head so much.

i still blame hip-hop.

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All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

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Every hundred years, all new people

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I always tap my wife in the ass when I walk past her and at work there has been 1 or 2 times where muscle memory almost kicked in..


I did say "ok babe" one time when she was fussin at me just like my wife. it felt natural and right after I said it was "oh no, no, no.."

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

but i love dogs.. so i just pet and cuddle them.

i still blame hip-hop.

that didn't take long.

because it is not a dog

And he's very much a dog.

i still blame hip-hop.

only the ones with attitude. Not the kittens tho.....



Not the kittens.
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Like a pug I could hug and kiss and give him doggy treats all day but one of those teacup poodles, I wanna kick one like a football out of a window. Chihuahua's gotta go too.

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but then I don't like dogs in general. here have only ever been a few that i liked

what would happen if I stood up on the table and said "All yall montherfuckers can kiss my ass" than sat down and act like nothing happened.

Would the meeting continue? Would they escort me out on the spot? Who would escort me out?

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

murder.

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The ULTIMATE negation of everything.

The space between despair and orgasm is hard to fill ~ Maron

i mean cobra kai style.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

- Knocking cups of coffee out of people's hands. Coffee culture annoys me and I hate seeing people slavishly drink it.

- Knocking cigarettes out of people's hands as I'm walking behind them, down the street. Folks think the smoke instantly evaporates, but it doesn't. I basically can't breathe if I'm with 25 ft. of someone's who's smoking up ahead of me.

- Attacking people who blow their car horns for reasons other than to avert imminent danger.

- Being the vocal, unsolicited arbiter of who's right and who's wrong when two people get into conflict in public places.

- Yelling at people to control their children when the kids are being unruly and invading my personal space.

- Attacking people who don't use turn signals at intersections.

- Attacking people (vast majority are white) who walk without looking in the direction in which they're walking. Like looking off to the side, or drifting into the middle of the sidewalk without paying attention to someone approaching.

- Attacking people who insist on walking along the yellow platform strip in subway stations.

- Attacking people who walk the length of subway cars and/or pass between subway cars.

- Telling Eastern European immigrants who clearly don't wear deodorant and probably don't bathe daily that they reek.

>- Knocking cups of coffee out of people's hands. Coffee
>culture annoys me and I hate seeing people slavishly drink
>it.

I hate this shit too. I also hate that i look like a coffee drinker when I'm actually drinking tea
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>- Attacking people (vast majority are white) who walk without
>looking in the direction in which they're walking. Like
>looking off to the side, or drifting into the middle of the
>sidewalk without paying attention to someone approaching.

Fam I ain't moving for them. I l will let them walk right into to me and tell them they need to watch here they going. Sotimes they ntoice just as they ar about to walk into me and I just look at them like they crazy.

I wanna put everyone that sits on the outside seat so no one will sit next to them on a busy train in a cobra clutch

in traffic. in line at the store, even when friends are lost in their shit

i think about doing that way too much

"Is this really the most interesting or entertaining thing you could come up with to talk about?"

Seems rude I guess.

i still blame hip-hop.

-Mowing down pedestrians who walk ever so slowly through traffic.

-Screaming at cashiers who are socializing as they ring me up.

In my mind the bike just keeps rolling as I lay them out.

i still blame hip-hop.

>-Mowing down pedestrians who walk ever so slowly through
>traffic.
>

One reason traffic is crappy is because people don't know how to walk they asses across the fucking street in a timely manner.

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
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Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

Like, I want them to just let me babysit until they're finished shopping or whatever, then give them the baby back.

Same goes for their dogs. Just let me have your dog for 30 minutes or so, and then you can have it back.

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like people charge money to do those things to willing and grateful customers.

i still blame hip-hop.

It's creepy and alarming. Maybe men don't really understand how it can come off like you're an obsessive baby-snatcher.

I made a post after my son was born about a quasi-relative whose church friend wanted to come see the new baby. A church friend we didn’t know and had never met and never heard of until we had our son. I thought that shit was creepy and weird and had about a million red flags. That didn’t mean she was going to do anything or that she wasn’t well meaning, but that’s such an odd thing to me. The very idea of requesting to visit a stranger’s newborn screams predatory to me. Most people love babies but the boundaries for that sort of thing should be obvious to everyone.

I was pretty adamant against the visit and posted up here to see if I was overreacting. I eventually relented in part because, despite the average OKP view of me, I’m a sensible adult who realizes that every hang up I have shouldn’t be projected onto everyone around me and I ultimately did my wife the basic courtesy of deferring to her judgment in the matter.

OKP’s by and large didn’t see the big deal. Meanwhile I’d recently read a story about a woman who snatched a newborn. I think your urge is perfectly normal and reasonable, but only because your natural understanding of boundaries overrides the urge itself- like most of our entries in here.

Those who can’t contain such a desire to a Scrubs cutaway moment though? Batshit.

Not only do I feel that draw to children, but I also understand the urge to protect them.
Knowing that for a parent it must be 100000x stronger, I maintain the proper distance.

Unless you WANT me to hold your baby, cause I will hold it until you take it back, lol.

talking to women who feel that pull, they really feel that from the inside out

meanwhile men who have not had a kid yet look at the situation like "hey baby. you a baby right? thats cool. i was once a baby. ok baby, im going to go...over there"

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Like "HURRY DA FUCK UP U SLOW ASS MOTHERFUCKER! THERES PPL GOING PLACES HERE"


Ima just extend this to everyone who annoys me on the daily:

- People in the uberpool who try to rush the driver
- People who roll their eyes when you ask them to move so you can take the empty transit seat
- People who stand in the aisle but keep headphones on, then you gotta do extra work to ask them to move outt the way. MOVE NIGGA
- People who stand at the cash register AFTER theyve paid, holding up the line

You probably getting paired up with 4.6 rated passengers.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

I have and anlke problem (it's temporary) but I feel you. Now I know the struggle from both directions

Just the ones who are always in the way. Oblivious that theyre slowing others down

If it's a slow walker ahead of me I'm more than happy to just walk around, provided there's space. If its a tight walkway and I just gotta bare a moment of slowness, thats cool too

Just talking bout those constant aloof, situationally unaware mofos

somewhat related. Tourists love to ask me for directions. Particularly foreign tourists on that "where is liberty bell?"

I don't think I look that approachable but I guess I'm wrong

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Fay was older but dammit, that aint no excuse. There would be 10 feet on the left and 1 foot between me and the wall and she would try to squeeze through that 1 ft of space.

one time I just stopped and screamed NO, NO... NOT TODAY FAY, NOT TODAY!!!

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

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when im holding a baby sometimes i wonder what would happen if i just threw it out a window. then i get nervous and my heart starts racing like if i'm actually going to do it. than i have to put the baby down.

people often wonder why i don't like holding babies...

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Sometimes you have to look reality in the face and say 'No!'
-Ben (Reaper)

If you need any help, don't. Hesitate to ask.

i still blame hip-hop.

The one who keyed my car. I think about it everyday.

The poor guy who was parked in the asshole's spot this morning had a full cup of coffee on his driver's side window.

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It's my favourite on-going story here.

>It's my favourite on-going story here.

+1

It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops

I just live for the comments -Da wiz

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... that they shouldn't buy their kids that big bag of chips and 20 oz pepsi.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

How cool are you when you can't walk!?

Chill. Lol

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i pray everyday for sanity because if one day i suddenly snap, i will probably kill someone

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i still blame hip-hop.

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Sometimes you have to look reality in the face and say 'No!'
-Ben (Reaper)

If you need any help, don't. Hesitate to ask.

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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

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i still blame hip-hop.

^^ Talking about me. "in a Sylvan" or did you me "attending Sylvan
or "going to Sylvan"?

"You should be in a Sylvan as a student" is fine

Just like:

You should be in a Sears as a consumer

You should be in a McDonalds as an employee

You should be in a Bed Bath and Beyond as a personal shopper

All fine lol

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Anything else is just lazy.
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But you can be lazy.
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i still blame hip-hop.

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you're picking on the kid who doesn't "read good" in class lol

His comment was lazy. But hey if that's what you're willing to settle for then do you.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

>"You should be in a Sylvan as a student" is fine
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>Just like:
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>You should be in a Sears as a consumer
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>You should be in a McDonalds as an employee
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>You should be in a Bed Bath and Beyond as a personal shopper
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>All fine lol

It's not you should be in a Toyota, it's you should be in a Toyota car.

Because this is a refined message board filled with thoughtful turns of phrase and impeccable spelling. There's no room for perfectly correct expressions that exemplify real life communication.

Just IMO though.

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I'll wait till you've let go of your thin skinned hate before having a joke with someone else where you might see and get caught in your feelings.

You can let your thinly veiled hate out in the meantime. It's alright lil bro.

Just IMO though.

But that's what you're good at. Been that way since the garden.
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