3. "That was in The Last Emperor" In response to Reply # 0
He was in a Chinese re-education/Labor camp and the fellow prisoners complained that his night time pisses in the bucket were waking the rest of them up and that he should pee against the side of the bucket.
if it's a friend's house and the half bath is right off the living room.
not trying to be all loud and pissy
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6. "nah but i aim my dookie if i'm not home" In response to Reply # 0
don't need anyone hearing my poop drop plus there is less splash action when it slides down the side of the bowl.
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14. "if its soft enough to stain its soft enough to be washed away when flush..." In response to Reply # 8
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12. "i do that in public but not in people's crib unless i'm flushing multipl..." In response to Reply # 10
which i don't want to do either. not tryna back up someone's toilet wit too much paper ya know?
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 11:54 AM
33. "bruh, the fact you got this all figured out is hilarious" In response to Reply # 12
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
35. "right? and i have so many questions now" In response to Reply # 33
exactly how loud is your poop that u gotta do all that? and since u only do it at other ppls houses, how long did it take to perfect? is this something u intend to pass down to the next generation? success: do u have to turn around and look or can u tell by the sound of the bloop?
37. "i'm super regular...i go about 4x a day" In response to Reply # 35
if i eat a meal at your crib and stay for a bit, i'll be using ya toliet.
With that kinda regularity you get good at it.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
73. "hol up...padding the water in a public toilet is basic stuff" In response to Reply # 33
as is not backing up a person's home toilet
as is not flushing multiple times when bathroom is in earshot of others.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
does this mean you wipe the shit off the sides if its above the water line?
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15. "just rock ya body as its coming out and fling it against the bowl" In response to Reply # 11 Mon Mar-21-16 10:17 AM by Cenario
it takes practice but doable.
It slides down under the water line and the flush cleans the sides. I always check for stains when i'm done though in general and clean it myself if necessary.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 10:58 AM
22. "logs out (literally)" In response to Reply # 16
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
i didn't realize the poster above him said it first.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
18. "You just video gamed your shit..." In response to Reply # 15 Mon Mar-21-16 10:24 AM by Paps_Smear
>it takes practice but doable. > >It slides down under the water line and the flush cleans the >sides. I always check for stains when i'm done though in >general and clean it myself if necessary.
This dude solved a puzzle that you'd find in a game by swinging his shit so it slides down into the bowl then lands slowly in the water so it doesn't lose one life.
Unbelievable.
Nigga just beat the level Shit World 3-4
I can't even right now...
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 11:03 AM
25. "Nigga tarzaning his doo doo" In response to Reply # 23
but won't pee to the side unless his doo doo missed its mark.
okp strikes again
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 11:01 AM
24. "lmao.. this type of info " In response to Reply # 15
makes me feel better when some of y'all disagree with me on random shit (no pun)
I love this place. no chip at all
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39. "now you see why i used to post "some ya'll niggas is weird"" In response to Reply # 24
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 11:53 AM
32. "can't even imagine the disappointment when it misses" In response to Reply # 31
dude walking out the bathroom in shame...
the prep the pep talk the swing and the miss
and for what?
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 01:37 PM
51. "dude is booty plopping to Rhianna" In response to Reply # 36
can only imagine the SO walking in by accident and seeing him clapping ass while looking back at the success
okps were saying their shit don't stink but damn it....this is next level.
thighs and calves on swole
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
>can only imagine the SO walking in by accident and seeing him >clapping ass while looking back at the success > >okps were saying their shit don't stink but damn it....this is >next level. > > >thighs and calves on swole
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17. "i thought that was a given. People are out here peeing straight into uri..." In response to Reply # 9
water?
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 11:55 AM
34. "jesus come back!!! " In response to Reply # 28
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52. "I work night shifts." In response to Reply # 47 Mon Mar-21-16 01:39 PM by denny
The washroom is beside the kid's room and the 5 year old gets scared with the door closed. Shrug. I find other ways of affirming my masculinity than the method with which I pee.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80105 posts
Mon Mar-21-16 01:40 PM
53. "he is a white canadian with a Black SO = yes" In response to Reply # 47
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42. "niggas really do believe anything they read on the internet smh." In response to Reply # 0
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
50. "i was def talking about toliet" In response to Reply # 49
ain't nobody rocking while standing at a urinal
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
========================================= I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and not having much to show for it. (c) mad
69. "Lol I see what you did " In response to Reply # 62
There
>i am in fucking TEARS at this poast. > >all the side commentary. > >so much insanity: 'tarzaning his poop', 'videogaming'. i'm so >through. > >and how cats jumped on that shit quickly. we ain't never been >ones to let shit slide. > > >peace & blessings, > >x. > >www.twitter.com/poetx > >========================================= >I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just >focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and > >not having much to show for it. (c) mad
========================================= I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and not having much to show for it. (c) mad
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