maybe only at night?

would you consider that being overly considerate?

considering you can't quiet the toilet flushing?

Poll question: do you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise?

Poll result (22 votes) i've peed on the side of the toilet. i wanted to make less noise. (20 votes) Vote i used to sometimes pee on the side of the toilet, but not anymore. (0 votes) Vote i've not ever peed on the side of the toilet. for any reason. (2 votes) Vote

so i'm not altering the way i piss...


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He was in a Chinese re-education/Labor camp and the fellow prisoners complained that his night time pisses in the bucket were waking the rest of them up and that he should pee against the side of the bucket.

And I only do that when I have company.

if it's a friend's house and the half bath is right off the living room.

not trying to be all loud and pissy

Probably makes zero difference but I do it anyway.

don't need anyone hearing my poop drop plus there is less splash action when it slides down the side of the bowl.

of needs clearly goes:

1. Air
2. Water
3. Food
4. Keeping your shit from making noise
5. Shelter
6. Minimizing toilet bowl cleaning
7. Love
8. Job

this shit so serious.

peace & blessings,

x.

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which i don't want to do either. not tryna back up someone's toilet wit too much paper ya know?

exactly how loud is your poop that u gotta do all that?
and since u only do it at other ppls houses, how long did it take to perfect?
is this something u intend to pass down to the next generation?
success: do u have to turn around and look or can u tell by the sound of the bloop?

im mad he has me thinking about this shit now

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if i eat a meal at your crib and stay for a bit, i'll be using ya toliet.

With that kinda regularity you get good at it.

as is not backing up a person's home toilet

as is not flushing multiple times when bathroom is in earshot of others.

does this mean you wipe the shit off the sides if its above the water line?

it takes practice but doable.

It slides down under the water line and the flush cleans the sides. I always check for stains when i'm done though in general and clean it myself if necessary.

*logs out* *goes outside*

i didn't realize the poster above him said it first.

>*logs out* *goes outside*

.

>it takes practice but doable.
>
>It slides down under the water line and the flush cleans the
>sides. I always check for stains when i'm done though in
>general and clean it myself if necessary.

This dude solved a puzzle that you'd find in a game by swinging his shit so it slides down into the bowl then lands slowly in the water so it doesn't lose one life.

Unbelievable.

Nigga just beat the level Shit World 3-4

I can't even right now...

Lol man wtf

but just peeing to the side is not for you?

but won't pee to the side unless his doo doo missed its mark.

okp strikes again

makes me feel better when some of y'all disagree with me on random shit (no pun)


I love this place. no chip at all

eating buckets of fiber and grains
chasing chickens and running for miles thru the streets of philadelphia & shit

lol

champion poop-flinging mad talented asshole u got there dude
oh lordy i'm dying

dude walking out the bathroom in shame...

the prep
the pep talk
the swing
and the miss

and for what?

without cracking a rib laughing
good luck with that shit

mine has rocky horns and a screaming burgess meredith

man let me gtfo this poast
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can only imagine the SO walking in by accident and seeing him clapping ass while looking back at the success

okps were saying their shit don't stink but damn it....this is next level.


thighs and calves on swole

>can only imagine the SO walking in by accident and seeing him
>clapping ass while looking back at the success
>
>okps were saying their shit don't stink but damn it....this is
>next level.
>
>
>thighs and calves on swole

squeezing mad hard trying to get another rep.

dude from nfl combines getting wild hyped and clapping him on his back w/ the powder.

scouts from the raiders and chargers looking all anxious, holding they stop watches and watching the jumboobootron.

peace & blessings,

x.

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I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just
focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and
not having much to show for it. (c) mad

It's plenty of money to be made
from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared

"I'm twenty-two, catch
In the prime of my life,
I don't have time to be a wife"

https://twitter.com/MeeshUniVerSoul
https://instagram.com/soul.con.fusion/

"She was on that tip about stoppin' the violence
About my people she was teachin' me..."

water?

.

now you got piss droplets on you the toilet surface
and the floor

you're making more of a mess with that

If I'm trying to be quiet for the wife/kids I'll just sit down. Too much splatter aiming for the side while standing up.

Sounds about right lol

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Only jail cats sit down to pee when their bigger and stronger cell mate don't wanna hear or see that shit.

Tyree demands you sit when you take a piss, ain't nobody trying to hear that shit

The washroom is beside the kid's room and the 5 year old gets scared with the door closed. Shrug. I find other ways of affirming my masculinity than the method with which I pee.

Minus well start sitting down to pee if I'm worried about noises.

...those motherfuckers who piss right into the water are the ones getting pee pee all over shoes and the floor

ain't nobody rocking while standing at a urinal

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i am in fucking TEARS at this poast.

all the side commentary.

so much insanity: 'tarzaning his poop', 'videogaming'. i'm so through.

and how cats jumped on that shit quickly. we ain't never been ones to let shit slide.


peace & blessings,

x.

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not having much to show for it. (c) mad

There

>i am in fucking TEARS at this poast.
>
>all the side commentary.
>
>so much insanity: 'tarzaning his poop', 'videogaming'. i'm so
>through.
>
>and how cats jumped on that shit quickly. we ain't never been
>ones to let shit slide.
>
>
>peace & blessings,
>
>x.
>
>www.twitter.com/poetx
>
>=========================================
>I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just
>focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and
>
>not having much to show for it. (c) mad

my mans lookin at that ish like, 'eureka!'

https://media2.giphy.com/media/r3nVdvaeoWvPW/200_s.gif


peace & blessings,

x.

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focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and
not having much to show for it. (c) mad

lol
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no one says or does that, OKP is like, think again!

i'm in tears

>no one says or does that, OKP is like, think again!
>
>i'm in tears

http://www.environmentmemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Noise-Toilet-217x300.jpg


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