Aight dig it...

Fourscore and a couple bullets ago, Im dealing wit this
looney-toons Jawn wit some good gushy/starfish. It mighta been the
2nd time that we got crunk, Babydoll came thew wit lingerie, KY, and the
whole shit.

Boom...

Ninjaz getz it in, we layin there sex-funky©Jill Scott
Babydoll slide her clothes on to dip, ...Im still nude
on the couch on some under-the-covers shit.

Babydoll opens the door to leave...

SUN!

I start to get up from the couch to come lock the door after her
and Shorty like, "Babe, lay down"...casual yet POINTED.

Im like, "Babe, I gotta lock the door after you"....

She like, "LAY DOWN"....

Off the realest thing in life, Babydoll was DEAD SERIOUS.
That was the definitive moment when her inner-crazy manifested.
It was like she was scared I was gonna get up, go out, and give dis
dick to someone else. Shit was eye-opening as hell.

Yall ninjaz got similar stories?....


Holla.....

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>Aight dig it...
>
>Fourscore and a couple bullets ago, Im dealing wit this
>looney-toons Jawn wit some good gushy/starfish. It mighta
>been the
>2nd time that we got crunk, Babydoll came thew wit lingerie,
>KY, and the
>whole shit.
>
>Boom...
>
>Ninjaz getz it in, we layin there sex-funky©Jill Scott
>Babydoll slide her clothes on to dip, ...Im still nude
>on the couch on some under-the-covers shit.
>
>Babydoll opens the door to leave...
>
>SUN!
>
>I start to get up from the couch to come lock the door after
>her
>and Shorty like, "Babe, lay down"...casual yet POINTED.
>
>Im like, "Babe, I gotta lock the door after you"....
>
>She like, "LAY DOWN"....
>
>Off the realest thing in life, Babydoll was DEAD SERIOUS.
>That was the definitive moment when her inner-crazy
>manifested.
>It was like she was scared I was gonna get up, go out, and
>give dis
>dick to someone else. Shit was eye-opening as hell.
>
>Yall ninjaz got similar stories?....
>
>
>Holla.....
>
>
>
>
>

I cannot understand your post.

But beyond that I find it weird that this happened apparently some time ago and you're asking about it. The bitch was just like crazy and possessive, I guess. Or maybe just crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5a-deHquc

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

and your dick was still hard...

she told you to lay down because she thought you would call someone else up?

if not.. then ionno wtf you talking about.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

That's the only explanation I could come up with.

That's happened to me, but usually if I'm rock when she tried to leave, she stayed for round 2 (and in my younger days, round 3)

...but that storytelling style is...hilarious

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

and everyone there being as confused as I am now
but the visual is hilarious

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>

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He prolly rockin a toothpick and an apple jack hat while he spillin the story.

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these replies are great lol

Bammas gon' bamm tho so I ain't mad.

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after having spent an entire summer with his hood cousins. He's still trying out the lingo.

fuck you.

It's plenty of money to be made
from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared

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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
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"It was like she was scared I was gonna get up, go out, and give dis
dick to someone else. Shit was eye-opening as hell."

Did you stop to think that perhaps she didnt want YOU to see who or what was picking her up?

Or perhaps she didnt want to bust out laughing at your nudity after teh deed was done?

Are you white?©

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to see w/whom she'd been spending her time.

maybe she was trying to spare herself the 'walk of shame'.

fuck you.

This has been dudes style for hella long.

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

and no drawls acting like he ain't never ever taken a business writing class in his life.

and I now wonder if nodrawlz is a white kid in Iowa wearing a wu tang wife-beater with the matching head band

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

... and post in his actual voice. WE KNOW he ain't walking around the world speaking like this.

usually means asshole but given the other various poetic license taken...i mean...shit

that only contributed to my assumption this post involved a whole different "tuck" protocol violation

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

no Zankuro.

but to say, the slash denotes "gushy" and "starfish" are mutually exclusive items.

also, yeah. a "gushy starfish" (no slash) is some shit (no pun intended) I want NO parts of

Like Claw said, there is a slash. He's saying he had the gushy and the starfish.

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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They tried ta assassinate me, God(c)Ghostface

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it was actually better the second time I read it and I really got a kick out of it the first go through.

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...but I understood what he was saying. Dude's been typing like that on here for eons.



Since 1976

but I just don't get why everyone chose THIS post to go in on.

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

>but I just don't get why everyone chose THIS post to go in
>on.

I'm used to his posting style, but I still wasn't sure what he meant after reading the title.

https://newsela-test-files-f331e.s3.amazonaws.com/article_media/2015/03/starfish-deaths-c5fb64ad.jpg.885x489_q90_box-0,1250,1942,2325_crop_detail.jpg

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